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ytcracker · 11-20-2003, 01:25 AM

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smack · 11-20-2003, 01:28 AM

the first one is gay. can you read all that type and those graphics at normal buisness card resoloutin? i like the bottom one if made me laugh.

-edit-

didn't realize it was two sided because i was too stoned when reading. maybe just take some of the type and the "jack of all trades" thing off the front of it. make it a little less cluttered.

ytcracker · 11-20-2003, 01:29 AM

yea its 300 dpi for the proof thats just 150 and med quality jpg
ive designed flyers with that size text and it translated fine to print

DrGuile · 11-20-2003, 01:30 AM

From your card I would assume you do stand up comedy.

'Cause its hilarious

Rocky · 11-20-2003, 01:31 AM

does this answer your question?

irishfury · 11-20-2003, 01:32 AM

It doesn't maintain proffesionalism if that's what your going for

BRISK · 11-20-2003, 01:34 AM

it's worse than gay, it's wigger

ytcracker · 11-20-2003, 01:35 AM

professionalism is for the board rooms
this is an elaborate joke on itself

take note how my name blings with resolve and it contrasts with that pastel blue that screams queer eye

Zebra · 11-20-2003, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by irishfury
It doesn't maintain proffesionalism if that's what your going for

Heaven forbid a rapper doesn't look professional

The damn world might end!

Theo · 11-20-2003, 01:35 AM

Business cards having collectible diskettes always did well in the past :-)

I think it would be better to have a pro do your cards.

ytcracker · 11-20-2003, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
it's worse than gay, it's wigger

on a scale of 1-10 how wigger would u estimate

BRISK · 11-20-2003, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by ytcracker

on a scale of 1-10 how wigger would u estimate

even a little bit wigger would be too much

ytcracker · 11-20-2003, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK

even a little bit wigger would be too much

a spooonful of wigger helps the medicine go down

Dildozer · 11-20-2003, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
it's worse than gay, it's wigger

9.95 / 10 wigger

ytcracker · 11-20-2003, 01:43 AM

9.95 is a substantial portion of wigger.
fantastic and accurate calculation dildozer i tip my hat to you.

Chris · 11-20-2003, 02:16 AM

I am by no means a graphics artist
I just got bored and pardon the fonts i have zero fonts on my computer.
ytcrack HOLLA BACK

SomeCreep · 11-20-2003, 02:22 AM

The back is alright, but the front could use some work. The light blue at the top and the white is not working. Needs more contrast. Also, your name at the top of the card would look best legible. The card doesnt need a line break at the top.

Have you seen Sleazydream's business card? I saw a picture of one in a thread (dont remember which one), but they're bad ass.

Theo · 11-20-2003, 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
I am by no means a graphics artist
I just got bored and pardon the fonts i have zero fonts on my computer.
ytcrack HOLLA BACK

you have typo bro

LiveDose · 11-20-2003, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky

does this answer your question?

WTF!

Chris · 11-20-2003, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

you have typo bro

LoL thanks for pointing that out

i just got an idea ;)

darnit · 11-20-2003, 04:18 AM

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Originally posted by ytcracker

on a scale of 1-10 how wigger would u estimate

look this ones got eleven.....

Plan9 · 11-20-2003, 04:49 AM

One critique I had on the front...looks like the pixel font is anti-aliased. With pixel fonts it makes em look sorta blurry, and sort of defeats the whole purpose of them. Other than that...good stuff.

avion · 11-20-2003, 05:03 AM

I would say gay...and with that pic on the card - it is so not stylish...

Plan9 · 11-20-2003, 05:25 AM

Oh, and I should add:
When designing business cards...I'd have to say: simple is best. yours seem very busy. Decide whats important and focus on that. You may be going for the jack of all trades thing...but you dont neccesarily need to list everything

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smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	the first one is gay. can you read all that type and those graphics at normal buisness card resoloutin? i like the bottom one if made me laugh. -edit- didn't realize it was two sided because i was too stoned when reading. maybe just take some of the type and the "jack of all trades" thing off the front of it. make it a little less cluttered. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

11-20-2003, 01:29 AM	#3
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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Business cards having collectible diskettes always did well in the past :-) I think it would be better to have a pro do your cards.

11-20-2003, 01:43 AM	#15
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Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	I am by no means a graphics artist I just got bored and pardon the fonts i have zero fonts on my computer. ytcrack HOLLA BACK __________________ [email protected]

11-20-2003, 02:22 AM	#17
SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	The back is alright, but the front could use some work. The light blue at the top and the white is not working. Needs more contrast. Also, your name at the top of the card would look best legible. The card doesnt need a line break at the top. Have you seen Sleazydream's business card? I saw a picture of one in a thread (dont remember which one), but they're bad ass. __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

11-20-2003, 04:49 AM	#22
Plan9 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,801	One critique I had on the front...looks like the pixel font is anti-aliased. With pixel fonts it makes em look sorta blurry, and sort of defeats the whole purpose of them. Other than that...good stuff.

11-20-2003, 05:03 AM	#23
avion Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: right next to u Posts: 1,403	I would say gay...and with that pic on the card - it is so not stylish...

11-20-2003, 05:25 AM	#24
Plan9 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,801	Oh, and I should add: When designing business cards...I'd have to say: simple is best. yours seem very busy. Decide whats important and focus on that. You may be going for the jack of all trades thing...but you dont neccesarily need to list everything