are my business cards gay or straight or neither
 

front
http://www.ytcracker.com/bizcard/bizcard.jpg
back
http://www.ytcracker.com/bizcard/bizcard-back.jpg

the first one is gay. can you read all that type and those graphics at normal buisness card resoloutin? i like the bottom one if made me laugh. :thumbsup


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didn't realize it was two sided because i was too stoned when reading. maybe just take some of the type and the "jack of all trades" thing off the front of it. make it a little less cluttered.

yea its 300 dpi for the proof thats just 150 and med quality jpg
ive designed flyers with that size text and it translated fine to print

From your card I would assume you do stand up comedy.

'Cause its hilarious

http://www.rockyspornpalace.com/intutu.JPEG

does this answer your question?

It doesn't maintain proffesionalism if that's what your going for :2 cents:

it's worse than gay, it's wigger

professionalism is for the board rooms
this is an elaborate joke on itself

take note how my name blings with resolve and it contrasts with that pastel blue that screams queer eye

Heaven forbid a rapper doesn't look professional :1orglaugh
The damn world might end! :winkwink:

Business cards having collectible diskettes always did well in the past :-)

I think it would be better to have a pro do your cards.

on a scale of 1-10 how wigger would u estimate

even a little bit wigger would be too much

a spooonful of wigger helps the medicine go down

9.95 / 10 wigger

9.95 is a substantial portion of wigger.
fantastic and accurate calculation dildozer i tip my hat to you.

I am by no means a graphics artist
I just got bored and pardon the fonts i have zero fonts on my computer.
ytcrack HOLLA BACK

http://www.wild-party-movies.com/ytcrack.jpg

The back is alright, but the front could use some work. The light blue at the top and the white is not working. Needs more contrast. Also, your name at the top of the card would look best legible. The card doesnt need a line break at the top.

Have you seen Sleazydream's business card? I saw a picture of one in a thread (dont remember which one), but they're bad ass.

:2 cents:

you have typo bro

http://netexcitement.com/ytcrack.jpg

WTF! :eek7

LoL thanks for pointing that out


i just got an idea ;)

look this ones got eleven.....

One critique I had on the front...looks like the pixel font is anti-aliased. With pixel fonts it makes em look sorta blurry, and sort of defeats the whole purpose of them. Other than that...good stuff.

I would say gay...and with that pic on the card - it is so not stylish...

Oh, and I should add:
When designing business cards...I'd have to say: simple is best. yours seem very busy. Decide whats important and focus on that. You may be going for the jack of all trades thing...but you dont neccesarily need to list everything :2 cents: