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I have a proposition for you.
If you reply/respond to this thread in any way. you agree to hand over your immortal soul to lucifer/statan/Beelzebul/Belial in return you will receive an exceptionally long and healthy life. Defined as at or over 76 years of age; during which you will not be required to endure excessive and/or unnessecary suffering.
Upon death Your soul will become the exclusive property of the fore mentioned party(s) until judgment. Whereby rights to your soul well be temporarily passed to an arbitrary third party for judgment. Until such time all rights to your soul shall be waived by you and/or your beneficiaries.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Fuck you.
I'm a pornographer. |
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It's actually Beelzebub, not Beelzebul.
Oh shit. Should have resisted the spelling lesson. ![]()
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Jesus Fucking Christ!
There is no such thing as an Immortal soul.
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Fucked if I know
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I'm in.
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UNSTOPPABLE
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that's nice
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statan? you mean satan
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You´re Jesus Christ .. you´re not supposed to do business with Satan!
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