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Old 11-17-2003, 10:30 AM   #1
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I have a proposition for you.

If you reply/respond to this thread in any way. you agree to hand over your immortal soul to lucifer/statan/Beelzebul/Belial in return you will receive an exceptionally long and healthy life. Defined as at or over 76 years of age; during which you will not be required to endure excessive and/or unnessecary suffering.

Upon death Your soul will become the exclusive property of the fore mentioned party(s) until judgment. Whereby rights to your soul well be temporarily passed to an arbitrary third party for judgment. Until such time all rights to your soul shall be waived by you and/or your beneficiaries.
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Old 11-17-2003, 10:31 AM   #2
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Old 11-17-2003, 11:36 AM   #3
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It's actually Beelzebub, not Beelzebul.

Oh shit. Should have resisted the spelling lesson.
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Old 11-19-2003, 06:21 AM   #4
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Old 11-19-2003, 06:23 AM   #5
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Old 11-19-2003, 06:29 AM   #6
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Old 11-19-2003, 06:33 AM   #7
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Old 11-19-2003, 07:24 AM   #8
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Old 11-19-2003, 07:49 AM   #9
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Old 11-19-2003, 08:01 AM   #10
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You´re Jesus Christ .. you´re not supposed to do business with Satan!
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Old 11-19-2003, 08:07 AM   #11
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It's actually Beelzebub, not Beelzebul.
hehe, while you're at it, fix the rest of the spelling errors as well
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