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Gspothottie · 11-17-2003, 11:00 AM

If you had a vagina... what is the weirdest thing you would stick in it... And if you already have a vagina, what's the weirdest thing you have masturbated with, or have wanted to masturbate with?

I was watching a TV infomercial for the "real doll" ...interesting concept..

Basic_man · 11-17-2003, 11:01 AM

I would play only with girls ;)

TheLegacy · 11-17-2003, 11:02 AM

If I had no dick or balls then I probably wouldnt be posting on gfy

p3rsian · 11-17-2003, 11:02 AM

the keyboard

loverboy · 11-17-2003, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basic_man
I would play only with girls ;)

what he said

Slick · 11-17-2003, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gspothottie
I was watching a TV infomercial for the "real doll" ...interesting concept..

WOW, they have tv infomercials for Real Dolls. That'd be interesting to see.

LeeNoga · 11-17-2003, 11:07 AM

Obviously you question what a woman would stick up her box, which leads me to ask where have you stuck your cock?

Watermelon?

Gspothottie · 11-17-2003, 11:07 AM

it was kind of creepy looking...couples getting it on with dead weight

Odie · 11-17-2003, 11:08 AM

can't say that I've tried anything unusual nor can I say that I've thought about it...

but that doll, isn't she a copy of Jenna Jameson?? or at least supposed to be a look a like?

Gspothottie · 11-17-2003, 11:10 AM

Obviously you question what a woman would stick up her box, which leads me to ask where have you stuck your cock?

I don't have a cock hanging between my legs...

DarkJedi · 11-17-2003, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga
Obviously you question what a woman would stick up her box, which leads me to ask where have you stuck your cock?

Watermelon?

better yet, what has he stuck up his ass

LeeNoga · 11-17-2003, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Gspothottie
Obviously you question what a woman would stick up her box, which leads me to ask where have you stuck your cock?

I don't have a cock hanging between my legs...

Sorry.

Then double shame on you as a woman to ask such a stupid question.

Gspothottie · 11-17-2003, 11:19 AM

sorry

Va2k · 11-17-2003, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga

Sorry.

Then double shame on you as a woman to ask such a stupid question.

Why is that?

*shakes his head*

SongRider · 11-17-2003, 11:37 AM

Thats like if asked "if you had a plane where would you fly"?

A: In the sky with the rest of the planes!

Furious_Female · 11-17-2003, 11:38 AM

I have a vagina. Nothing large or weird goes in or out of it

I don't look forward to child birth

clubsexy · 11-17-2003, 11:41 AM

Your question sounds like one a guy would ask really. Now post your vagina so people will stop doubting you....

fyrflygrl · 11-17-2003, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga

Sorry.

Then double shame on you as a woman to ask such a stupid question.

What she said... (assuming you're a girlie, here.. and pretty damn sure I'm right).

Gspothottie · 11-17-2003, 11:46 AM

hey I was just wondering, I figured it would generate answers that were a little bit more creative...There's a lot of things you can stick up there and there area lot of places you a fly a plane to, and there are probably a lot of interesting places you can stick your dick into if you have an imagination.

WebTitan · 11-17-2003, 11:48 AM

i would be a lesbian and never leave the house

Digipimp · 11-17-2003, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by Gspothottie
hey I was just wondering, I figured it would generate answers that were a little bit more creative...There's a lot of things you can stick up there and there area lot of places you a fly a plane to, and there are probably a lot of interesting places you can stick your dick into if you have an imagination.

I'm sorry to inform you, have you seen most porn, or the sites most of these people do. They don't have imaginations.

smack · 11-17-2003, 11:56 AM

some girl i used to know in high school used cucumbers alot. she eventually got a really mean yeast infection. the moral of that story. wash your fruit.

Indeed · 11-17-2003, 11:57 AM

Twe Russ · 11-17-2003, 12:04 PM

Digi pimp - ICQ me please for a small biz proposal.

Gabriel · 11-17-2003, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by smack
some girl i used to know in high school used cucumbers alot. she eventually got a really mean yeast infection. the moral of that story. wash your fruit.

Cucumbers are fruit?

EZRhino · 11-17-2003, 02:02 PM

Play with my ex girlfriend

axelcat · 11-17-2003, 02:06 PM

I would be the biggest dike in the world

Rocky · 11-17-2003, 03:48 PM

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

i think the same would apply if i had a vagina

If I had a vagina
I'd vagina in the morning
I'd vagina in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd vagina out danger
I'd vagina out a warning
I'd vagina out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

SCJason · 11-17-2003, 04:01 PM

I would show it to everyone on this board !!

Fu-Q · 11-17-2003, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

i think the same would apply if i had a vagina

If I had a vagina
I'd vagina in the morning
I'd vagina in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd vagina out danger
I'd vagina out a warning
I'd vagina out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

On-top · 11-17-2003, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SongRider

Thats like if asked "if you had a plane where would you fly"?

A: In the sky with the rest of the planes!

My dad had a friend that flew under the Golden Gate Bridge and threw the Arch in St. Louis.

scorpy · 11-17-2003, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gspothottie
If you had a vagina... what is the weirdest thing you would stick in it...

Nothing, i would sew it

Animal · 11-17-2003, 04:31 PM

I make a fortune smuggling Pineapples with it.

CassidyS · 11-17-2003, 04:34 PM

naughtyalysha.com i think that will answer the question.

Fu-Q · 11-17-2003, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Animal
I make a fortune smuggling Pineapples with it.

holy shit, you just made me spit water out my nose

Animal · 11-17-2003, 04:37 PM

serious that's what i'd do....

Jman · 11-17-2003, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

i think the same would apply if i had a vagina

If I had a vagina
I'd vagina in the morning
I'd vagina in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd vagina out danger
I'd vagina out a warning
I'd vagina out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

LMMFAO... Damn girl you always crack me up as usual

Gspothottie · 11-18-2003, 07:59 AM

This guy I know works in a big company and there was this office slut who "got around" and one of his coworkers who was dating her at the time came home one night to find her masterbating with a cucumber which she later sliced up and served in a salad...

TheViper · 11-18-2003, 08:06 AM

ask wildcard, he flips a coca cola bottle up and down his ass without any effort, at least that's what is said.

KMR Stitch · 11-18-2003, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gspothottie
This guy I know works in a big company and there was this office slut who "got around" and one of his coworkers who was dating her at the time came home one night to find her masterbating with a cucumber which she later sliced up and served in a salad...

Did you use a carrot as well?

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Gspothottie Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 112	hey I was just wondering, I figured it would generate answers that were a little bit more creative...There's a lot of things you can stick up there and there area lot of places you a fly a plane to, and there are probably a lot of interesting places you can stick your dick into if you have an imagination. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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