if you had a vagina...
 

If you had a vagina... what is the weirdest thing you would stick in it... And if you already have a vagina, what's the weirdest thing you have masturbated with, or have wanted to masturbate with?

I was watching a TV infomercial for the "real doll" ...interesting concept..

I would play only with girls ;)

If I had no dick or balls then I probably wouldnt be posting on gfy

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the keyboard :Graucho

what he said

WOW, they have tv infomercials for Real Dolls. That'd be interesting to see.

Obviously you question what a woman would stick up her box, which leads me to ask where have you stuck your cock?

Watermelon?

it was kind of creepy looking...couples getting it on with dead weight

can't say that I've tried anything unusual nor can I say that I've thought about it...

but that doll, isn't she a copy of Jenna Jameson?? or at least supposed to be a look a like?

Obviously you question what a woman would stick up her box, which leads me to ask where have you stuck your cock?

I don't have a cock hanging between my legs...

better yet, what has he stuck up his ass :uhoh

Sorry.

Then double shame on you as a woman to ask such a stupid question.

sorry

Why is that?

*shakes his head*

:evil-laug

Thats like if asked "if you had a plane where would you fly"?

A: In the sky with the rest of the planes!




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I have a vagina. Nothing large or weird goes in or out of it :1orglaugh I don't look forward to child birth :uhoh

Your question sounds like one a guy would ask really. Now post your vagina so people will stop doubting you....

:2 cents:

What she said... (assuming you're a girlie, here.. and pretty damn sure I'm right).

hey I was just wondering, I figured it would generate answers that were a little bit more creative...There's a lot of things you can stick up there and there area lot of places you a fly a plane to, and there are probably a lot of interesting places you can stick your dick into if you have an imagination.

i would be a lesbian and never leave the house

I'm sorry to inform you, have you seen most porn, or the sites most of these people do. They don't have imaginations.

:Graucho

some girl i used to know in high school used cucumbers alot. she eventually got a really mean yeast infection. the moral of that story. wash your fruit.

:sleep

Digi pimp - ICQ me please for a small biz proposal. :thumbsup

Cucumbers are fruit?

:winkwink:

Play with my ex girlfriend

I would be the biggest dike in the world

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

i think the same would apply if i had a vagina

If I had a vagina
I'd vagina in the morning
I'd vagina in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd vagina out danger
I'd vagina out a warning
I'd vagina out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

:arcadefre

I would show it to everyone on this board !!:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

My dad had a friend that flew under the Golden Gate Bridge and threw the Arch in St. Louis.

Nothing, i would sew it

I make a fortune smuggling Pineapples with it.

naughtyalysha.com i think that will answer the question.

holy shit, you just made me spit water out my nose :1orglaugh

serious that's what i'd do....

LMMFAO... Damn girl you always crack me up as usual :1orglaugh

This guy I know works in a big company and there was this office slut who "got around" and one of his coworkers who was dating her at the time came home one night to find her masterbating with a cucumber which she later sliced up and served in a salad...

ask wildcard, he flips a coca cola bottle up and down his ass without any effort, at least that's what is said.

Did you use a carrot as well?