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shadowskill · 11-17-2003, 07:52 PM

mine is 5 inches...how about you?

cezam · 11-17-2003, 07:53 PM

18cm (erected)

VideoVoyeur · 11-17-2003, 07:54 PM

Does it matter? no one wants to buy your affiliate link of 5k hits for $39.95

Register a new nick and this time, dont think we're dumb enough to fall for stupid shit...

JDog · 11-17-2003, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by VideoVoyeur
Does it matter? no one wants to buy your affiliate link of 5k hits for $39.95

Register a new nick and this time, dont think we're dumb enough to fall for stupid shit...

I think it's hit box traffic, it says, "BLAST NOW!"

What a numnut!

jDoG

VideoVoyeur · 11-17-2003, 07:58 PM

JDog wtf where are you, why arent you on icq or aim man... been trying to get ahold of you...

Spunky · 11-17-2003, 07:59 PM

Doesn't everybody have at least 8 inches?

JDog · 11-17-2003, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by VideoVoyeur
JDog wtf where are you, why arent you on icq or aim man... been trying to get ahold of you...

I'm on ICQ, I'm just on away status! Hit me up!

jDoG

Scootermuze · 11-17-2003, 08:40 PM

You have a dick fetish perhaps or just gay?
If not.. why would you ask?

icedemon · 11-17-2003, 08:47 PM

Mines big enough to fit in your girlfriends mouth and down her throat. That's all that matters.

nobull · 11-17-2003, 08:48 PM

Just tad too big for your moms ass

$5 submissions · 11-17-2003, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Doesn't everybody have at least 8 inches?

I believe he was discussing penis length not the diameter of your anus.

icedemon · 11-17-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by shadowskill
mine is 5 inches...how about you?

I hope your not talking erected and that it's actually 5 inches limp out of the pool. You need to answer one of the spam emails about living large if that's the size erect.

funkmaster · 11-17-2003, 09:03 PM

... when I have a piss (sitting) on some US toilette it hits the water. so I guess it's bigger than the average US sized dick ...

VideoVoyeur · 11-17-2003, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by funkmaster
... when I have a piss (sitting) on some US toilette it hits the water. so I guess it's bigger than the average US sized dick ...

Erm... you sit to take a leak?

jennym · 11-17-2003, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by funkmaster
... when I have a piss (sitting) on some US toilette it hits the water. so I guess it's bigger than the average US sized dick ...

US men don't sit to piss.

$5 submissions · 11-17-2003, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by jennym

US men don't sit to piss.

Men don't need to sit to take a piss... unfortunately this creates the global problem called "Seats of Piss" which present serious sanitary and aesthetic issues.

icedemon · 11-17-2003, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by funkmaster
... when I have a piss (sitting) on some US toilette it hits the water. so I guess it's bigger than the average US sized dick ...

Are you saying you get a hardon when your sitting on the toilet or that it hangs like granny titties that hang down to the waist. Get a jock strap for that thing man if it's a granny tit problem

BrentD · 11-17-2003, 09:15 PM

72 inches - 36 inches + 42 inches x 2 - 150 = my dick size

Ic3m4nZ · 11-17-2003, 09:15 PM

16 inches

icedemon · 11-17-2003, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
16 inches

He's asking for dick size. Not your shoe size. Those are some big feet you have.

MetaMan · 11-17-2003, 09:19 PM

my dick is the size of a salami loaf, i walk around and have special splint to hold my massive cock up, and just so u the girls know they r getting the good stuff i have a 100% BEEF stamped right on my balls.

funkmaster · 11-17-2003, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by icedemon

Are you saying you get a hardon when your sitting on the toilet or that it hangs like granny titties that hang down to the waist. Get a jock strap for that thing man if it's a granny tit problem

... it wouldn't hit the fucking water if it would be hard ... next time I am going to sit on some US toilette I'll make sure I give the snake a good bash !!!

icedemon · 11-17-2003, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by funkmaster

... it wouldn't hit the fucking water if it would be hard ... next time I am going to sit on some US toilette I'll make sure I give the snake a good bash !!!

I think your using toilets that have a high water level. Make sure you don't lose too much blood from one head to the other.

Joking aside, mine has taken a cold dip now and then by accident on the toilet.

CDSmith · 11-17-2003, 09:34 PM

My dick is so big I can't even sit on the toilet. I had to get the plumber to turn one of my bathtubs into a toilet so there would be enough room for russel (the wonder muscle). Cost me $3k, you guys with pin dicks are lucky in that respect.

funkmaster · 11-17-2003, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Cost me $3k, you guys with pin dicks are lucky in that respect.

... not really, that statement about the water level killed my dreams already.

$5 submissions · 11-17-2003, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
My dick is so big I can't even sit on the toilet. I had to get the plumber to turn one of my bathtubs into a toilet so there would be enough room for russel (the wonder muscle). Cost me $3k, you guys with pin dicks are lucky in that respect.

My dick is so big I save money on my plumbing bills. A large penis definitely gives the phrase "snaking the toilet" a new meaning.

CDSmith · 11-17-2003, 09:48 PM

You guys with big dicks that are swishing your rods around in your own shitty toilet water really ought to consider converting a tub into a big cock toilet, like I got. Quit using your johnson as a swizzle stick for sewage.

Spunky · 11-17-2003, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions

My dick is so small ,my girlfriend uses it as a toothpick to pick out the pubic hairs from a real man. A small penis definitely gives the phrase "spitting at the screen door " a new meaning.

jimmy3way · 11-17-2003, 09:52 PM

Three words: baby elephant trunk.

$5 submissions · 11-17-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Good one, spunky! Its comforting to know that Seinfeld's old comedy writers found a new gig working for a Yahoo chatbot spammer.

Spunky · 11-17-2003, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions

Good one, spunky! Its comforting to know that Seinfeld's old comedy writers found a new gig working for a Yahoo chatbot spammer.

Says the GFY spam whore 749 (93.05 posts per day) that runs a sweatshop where he employs people to bot on a BBS for 6 cents a post.

11-17-2003, 10:01 PM

I'd say it's slightly larger than a tic tac.

shadowskill · 11-17-2003, 10:01 PM

guys don't be shy, this is just a small question

$5 submissions · 11-17-2003, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Says the GFY spam whore 749 (93.05 posts per day) that runs a sweatshop where he employs people to bot on a BBS for 6 cents a post.

A bot is defined as an automated program. I don't think anyone can run a bot posting grammatically correct sentences that relate to the thread's subject and follow its conversation. I read fast and I post fast. Perhaps this is a foreign concept to someone such as yourself.

I am quite tempted to call you a fucktard but that would be an insult to fucktards.

Spunky · 11-17-2003, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions

A bot is defined as an automated program. I don't think anyone can run a bot posting grammatically correct sentences that relate to the thread's subject and follow its conversation. I read fast and I post fast. Perhaps this is a foreign concept to someone such as yourself. I am quite tempted to call you a fucktard but that would be an insult to fucktards.

You can call me whatever you want asshole..Calling me a Yahoo chatbot spammer is a defamation of character. Lets see some proof dickwad

Roma_Abramovich · 11-17-2003, 10:17 PM

hehehe. 28 sm (non-erected)

Evil1 · 11-17-2003, 10:25 PM

The bullshit is a little thick in this thead

funkmaster · 11-17-2003, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by Roma_Abramovich
hehehe. 28 sm (non-erected)

1 sm = 0.1"

11-17-2003, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by Roma_Abramovich
hehehe. 28 sm (non-erected)

is SM like a new unit for measuring?

Cash · 11-18-2003, 10:02 AM

This is the photo of my dick

brand0n · 11-18-2003, 10:03 AM

big enuff to keep my girl happy

hjnet · 11-18-2003, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by Roma_Abramovich
hehehe. 28 sm (non-erected)

square meter???

Herb Kornfield · 11-18-2003, 10:23 AM

320x256x1.546x7

Jay3 · 11-18-2003, 10:24 AM

Big enough to please......and thats all I need!

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shadowskill Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 56	HOw big is your dick ? mine is 5 inches...how about you?

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11-17-2003, 10:01 PM	#32
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	I'd say it's slightly larger than a tic tac.

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