HOw big is your dick ?
 

mine is 5 inches...how about you? :thumbsup

18cm (erected) :)

Does it matter? no one wants to buy your affiliate link of 5k hits for $39.95







Register a new nick and this time, dont think we're dumb enough to fall for stupid shit...

I think it's hit box traffic, it says, "BLAST NOW!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh What a numnut!

jDoG

JDog wtf where are you, why arent you on icq or aim man... been trying to get ahold of you...

Doesn't everybody have at least 8 inches? :glugglug

I'm on ICQ, I'm just on away status! Hit me up!

jDoG

You have a dick fetish perhaps or just gay?
If not.. why would you ask?

Mines big enough to fit in your girlfriends mouth and down her throat. That's all that matters.:1orglaugh

Just tad too big for your moms ass

I believe he was discussing penis length not the diameter of your anus.:1orglaugh

I hope your not talking erected and that it's actually 5 inches limp out of the pool. You need to answer one of the spam emails about living large if that's the size erect.

... when I have a piss (sitting) on some US toilette it hits the water. so I guess it's bigger than the average US sized dick ...

Erm... you sit to take a leak?:eek7

US men don't sit to piss.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Men don't need to sit to take a piss... unfortunately this creates the global problem called "Seats of Piss" which present serious sanitary and aesthetic issues.

Are you saying you get a hardon when your sitting on the toilet or that it hangs like granny titties that hang down to the waist. Get a jock strap for that thing man if it's a granny tit problem

72 inches - 36 inches + 42 inches x 2 - 150 = my dick size

16 inches :thumbsup

He's asking for dick size. Not your shoe size. Those are some big feet you have.

my dick is the size of a salami loaf, i walk around and have special splint to hold my massive cock up, and just so u the girls know they r getting the good stuff i have a 100% BEEF stamped right on my balls.

... it wouldn't hit the fucking water if it would be hard ... next time I am going to sit on some US toilette I'll make sure I give the snake a good bash !!!

I think your using toilets that have a high water level. Make sure you don't lose too much blood from one head to the other.

Joking aside, mine has taken a cold dip now and then by accident on the toilet.

My dick is so big I can't even sit on the toilet. I had to get the plumber to turn one of my bathtubs into a toilet so there would be enough room for russel (the wonder muscle). Cost me $3k, you guys with pin dicks are lucky in that respect.

... not really, that statement about the water level killed my dreams already.

My dick is so big I save money on my plumbing bills. A large penis definitely gives the phrase "snaking the toilet" a new meaning. :helpme :1orglaugh

You guys with big dicks that are swishing your rods around in your own shitty toilet water really ought to consider converting a tub into a big cock toilet, like I got. Quit using your johnson as a swizzle stick for sewage.

Three words: baby elephant trunk.

Good one, spunky! Its comforting to know that Seinfeld's old comedy writers found a new gig working for a Yahoo chatbot spammer.:thumbsup

Says the GFY spam whore 749 (93.05 posts per day) that runs a sweatshop where he employs people to bot on a BBS for 6 cents a post.

I'd say it's slightly larger than a tic tac.

guys don't be shy, this is just a small question :thumbsup

A bot is defined as an automated program. I don't think anyone can run a bot posting grammatically correct sentences that relate to the thread's subject and follow its conversation. I read fast and I post fast. Perhaps this is a foreign concept to someone such as yourself. :) I am quite tempted to call you a fucktard but that would be an insult to fucktards.:thumbsup

You can call me whatever you want asshole..Calling me a Yahoo chatbot spammer is a defamation of character. Lets see some proof dickwad :321GFY

hehehe. 28 sm (non-erected) :thumbsup

The bullshit is a little thick in this thead

1 sm = 0.1"

is SM like a new unit for measuring? :eek7

big enuff to keep my girl happy

square meter??? :helpme

320x256x1.546x7

Big enough to please......and thats all I need! :thumbsup