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firefelina · 11-28-2003, 12:42 AM

Hello Guys....

You should read it if you want to improve your sex life!

I hope you have a great sex!!! hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

HOW TO GET EVERYNTHING IN BED

Dying to teach your gal to touch you in all the ways you secretly crave -- without a put-her-on-the-spot sex talk? Simple! Read this article now, babe!
Talking a little bit about my experiences... I always thought I had a great sex life. I usually had orgasms during oral sex though never while doing the deed. Then I met a guy who encouraged me to voice each and every sensation. He made it clear that he loved it when I was supervocal in bed, so I started oohing and aahing in direct proportion to how much he was turning me on. And an amazing thing happened: He got so tuned in to my pleasure purrs that he starting doing new moves I had never even fantasized about. One night, when we were in the missionary position, he lifted my pelvis. I moaned and he lifted even higher. I had the most incredible orgasm of my life! See? I am always happy and even him! So, don't forget to tell to your hottie to "open" her mouth and say everything she's feeling!
THE SHAPE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SHUDDER
Stop-the-press sex shocker: Guys and girls have different ways of warming up pre-passion. Women are aware of their erogenous zones -- the backs of the legs, neck and behind the ears -- and they generally need these areas to be stimulated before they can become aroused below the belt. You guy, on the other hand, focus mainly on your erection as the center of your sexuality -- you often don't realize how much touching your hotties need before being hot enough for more advanced foreplay, let alone intercourse.
So how can you make sure you secure these crucial pre-sex strokes? Giver the what I call "the swirl". To use this subtle seductive move, traces slow, soft circles and waves along her forearms, neck, the palms of her hands and any other sensitive body spot. My partner use the swirl as a warm-up technique to prep for a night of slow, steady arousal. After experimenting with different speeds and directions, I found the most incredible sensation occurs when my guy traces circles on my breasts -- gradually getting closer and closer to my nipples. He'll also make incredibly tiny circular motions using just one fingertip on my clitoris. After a few minutes of such slow ecstasy, we're both primed for the next sexy step.

THE THREE SIGNS YOU MUST IGNORE
The female body can be pretty puzzling . And I know it can be hard for men to try to navigate, That's why you should ask your gal what and where she likes to be touched. One thing you guys need to know: Breast are diferent than penis! Really? Yes!!! "Of course"! You're must thinking now, but what you don't know is if our nipples aren't erect it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with how hot (and wet) we are down below!
Our nipples aren't the only hot spots that can refuse to stand at attention when we're aroused. Just when it seems we're ready to reach a mega-orgasm, our clitoris can suddenly decide to play hide-and-seek and disappear -- though really it's just retreated a bit beneath its tiny hood (a totally normal occurrence). Take a look of my best friend experiece: "This used to freak my boyfriend out when he was giving me oral sex. He would assume I had lost interest and stop stimulating me just when I was dying for him to keep going. I had to explain to him that the reason it retracts is because I'm so close to climaxing, not because I'm tired of it." Gotta it?
The final physical response you should interpret cautiously: the amount of lubrication she produce. Experts say that how wet she is doesn't necessarily reflect how turned on she are, just as it's also true that sometimes her body effortlessly produces motion lotion when she's not ready to have sex. Many men assume that because their gals have become wet, it's time to move on to the main event. The bottom line: So, before anything, heed her verbal and tactile clues first, then pay attention to her body's responses. We, girls are little bith different as you are, guys! Sorry :-)
THE TWO THINGS YOU NEED TO DO SIMULTANEOUSLY
My poor sister wanted to introduce her boyfriend to foreplay her way. "X's foreplay moves were hit or miss -- sometimes I'd climax when he went down on me; other times his tongue would just leave me numb." The answer to my sister pre-deed dilemma? She encouraged her bf to try two moves at the same time -- a step that works orgasm magic because it provides varied stimulation. The combination of two different sensations -- the softness of your mouth plus the firmer touch of you fingers -- is a really pleasurable move for lots of women. So, what are waiting for? Next time, please go for it! Remember: tong & fingers: The Perfect Combination For Us!!!!! Hummmmmm I want it now!!!.........Honey, where are you???
SOME WORDS THAT WILL BRING ON YOUR BIGGEST O EVER
Forget about anything now. The language that will really float your gal's sexual boat is -- surprise! -- passionate praising of her performance. Phrases like "I love that"; "You're really hot!"; " I love the way you're sucking my cock"; " Yeah, don't stop doing it because you're driving me crazy" and the clear, concise "Oh, fuck, yes! Do it" work so well because sexy speech lets a girl know without question that she's turning you on. Girls are desperate to please. Once she knows she's rocking your world, trust me, she won't want to stop -- and she'll remember her winning moves next time.Your outrageous oral ovations will also show how enthusiastic you are about having sex with her... It shows that you're 100% with her.
THE LIFT THAT WILL SEND YOU SOARING
My friend said ones to me: "Having an orgasm during intercourse has always eluded me. My husband and I try tons of positions, but we've never found an angle that works for both of us. Usually, he thrusts until he just can't hold back any longer -- and I'm left longing." My friend is not alone -- according to one study, up to 70 percent of young women are unable climax through intercourse. The solution: getting both your bodies in the perfect pleasure position. For many women, lying in the missionary position with a few pillows under their butt provides the perfect pelvic tilt. But it isn't just her tilt that affects whether or not an orgasm -- it's also how she flex during sex. Tell her to do the "Kegel" exercises -- contracting and releasing the muscles that stop urine flow -- while your you're fucking her, it will cause her vaginal canal to contract and create a sudden squeezing sensation on you penis. Her flex can also redirect your penis so it hits her supersensitive G-spot directly. The result? A powerful orgasm even for women who have never climaxed during intercourse before. Another upside to flexing and pelvic positioning? Both strategies can help you and your chick achieve the holy grail of intercourse: simultaneous orgasm. Why? By doing "Kegels", she have more control of the passion pacing. Her squeezing can slow down your rapid thrusting while it heightens her G-spot stimulation. Are you asking me if I do it? Of course! "First, we settled on a sex style that allowed my partner to enter me at the perfect angle: sex from behind with my hips up high so his dick could nudge my G-spot. Once he was inside, I began contracting my muscles and was able to feel his cock against the front wall of my tighty pussy. Each time I clamped down was a subtle signal for him to steady himself until I was ready to peak, too. Several mind-blowing minutes later -- wow! It's always amazing!
What are you doing there? Go to try it with your chick now!

Kisses,

[Brian] · 11-28-2003, 12:44 AM

Post your tits.

Xplicit · 11-28-2003, 12:44 AM

uhhhhh....no.

Tease · 11-28-2003, 12:45 AM

damn that's long

freeadultcontent · 11-28-2003, 12:45 AM

Please reduce that into 10 one line steps.

Brad-Wishing · 11-28-2003, 12:46 AM

Someone want to take one for the team and sum this up in 1 easy to read sentance?

SomeCreep · 11-28-2003, 12:46 AM

summary?

StuartD · 11-28-2003, 12:46 AM

anything that long isn't worth doing.... it's too much like work.

- Jesus Christ - · 11-28-2003, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Someone want to take one for the team and sum this up in 1 easy to read sentance?

Girls like money.

Lonny · 11-28-2003, 12:47 AM

Fuck that way to long to read, Make it easy for everyone. You want to fuck yes or no. it works for me half the time.

Hooper · 11-28-2003, 12:51 AM

goddamn. i'm confused.

i thought there were only 3 holes and i just needed to pick one

firefelina · 11-28-2003, 12:57 AM

HEYYY GUYS!!!
OK OK OK, I KNEW IT! HEHEHEHE I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY IT'S TOO LONG... THAT'S TRUE, BUT TRY TO READ IT! YOU'LL LEARN A LOT ABOUT OUR BODYS, POSITION AND HOW I LIKE TO DO IT!

hehehehehe

HAVE A HOT TIME! AND, C'ON! READ IT, IT WILL TURN YOU ON!

freeadultcontent · 11-28-2003, 01:01 AM

1. Teach her how to fake it by moaning with every touch.
2. Touch other areas besides the pussy, and boobs. Guess its for the fake moaning. They like it in rings apparently, this could be a wedding hint.
3. Something about their clits may dissapear when they are getting close. Shit even their orgasms cant make up their minds.
4. Use your tongue and fingers. Kind of lesbianish, since no mention of dick, but ok.
5. Lay her back on some pillows (ok she already prolly bought 200 of em anyways) so the angle is right in missionary. (is that position even allowed anymore?)
6. Tell her to do some pussy excersise (sure..... yeah) and apparently she will be able to bend your dick when its in her to hit some mythical g-spot.

This is a misleading title. I object.
1. Is cool if she wants to make noises sure.
2. Trick to get a massage.
3. Is it your clit or your g-spot, make up your mind oh wait even your pussy cant.
4. Ladies, wash that stuff first.
5. Sure go drop a load on her pillows or leave a wet spot, see how good the sex is.
6. NEVER tell a girl to excersise unless your her personal trainer, if you do, no sex for you. Or you will end up in a loose pussy argument with crying.

xxxdesign-net · 11-28-2003, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by firefelina
IT WILL TURN YOU ON!

Can post a pic of yourself please... that would help!

freeadultcontent · 11-28-2003, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by firefelina
HAVE A HOT TIME! AND, C'ON! READ IT, IT WILL TURN YOU ON!

No men are visual, women get off by reading stuff. Which reminds me, ye of lil post count have we seen your tits yet?

Fred Zeppelin · 11-28-2003, 01:06 AM

I think you have misunderstood the premise of this entire board.

Don't you answer the mail at Dr.Ruth.com??

firefelina · 11-28-2003, 01:11 AM

HAHAHAHA... MAN, I AM HAVING LOTS OF FUN WITH U, GUYS! I LOVE THIS SITE... SO COOL! BUT NO, I CAN'T SHOW MY NATURAL BIG TITS TO YOU.... HAHAHA.. I AM SORRY, BUT I JUST CAN SHOW IT TO MY HUBBY ;-)

BY THE WAY, IF YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE PATIENT TO READY "HOW TO GET EVERYTHING IN BED" JUST GET THIS TIP: HAVE A BRAZILIAN BABE IN BED AND YOU WON'T NEED TO ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE! HEHEHEHE... WE ARE IN FIRE!

NIGHT NIGHT!!!!

firefelina · 11-28-2003, 01:15 AM

Don't you answer the mail at Dr.Ruth.com??

HUH? NOPE... I DO NOT....

PEACE!

Lonny · 11-28-2003, 01:15 AM

caps off

Quote:

Originally posted by firefelina
HAHAHAHA... MAN, I AM HAVING LOTS OF FUN WITH U, GUYS! I LOVE THIS SITE... SO COOL! BUT NO, I CAN'T SHOW MY NATURAL BIG TITS TO YOU.... HAHAHA.. I AM SORRY, BUT I JUST CAN SHOW IT TO MY HUBBY ;-)

BY THE WAY, IF YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE PATIENT TO READY "HOW TO GET EVERYTHING IN BED" JUST GET THIS TIP: HAVE A BRAZILIAN BABE IN BED AND YOU WON'T NEED TO ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE! HEHEHEHE... WE ARE IN FIRE!

NIGHT NIGHT!!!!

quiet · 11-28-2003, 01:20 AM

hmm. thank god for porn!!

Micah - Drizunk · 11-28-2003, 01:23 AM

I dont read anything longer than about 4 sentances on this board. You should understand my attention span is probably about just as many times longer than everyone else on this board.

With that, I agree with the guy that said, post your tits.

Bill8 · 11-28-2003, 01:28 AM

It's a good article, with decent advice.

Mr Pheer · 11-28-2003, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bill8
It's a good article, with decent advice.

you read all of that?

you must have been bored

firefelina · 11-28-2003, 01:34 AM

---It's a good article, with decent advice.-------------------------------------------------------------------------

WOW, BILL8..... THANK YOU! THE ONLY ONE! YOU MAY BE GOOD IN BED! BECAUSE IF YOU HAD PATIENT TO READ ABOUT HOW YOU CAN GET AN OFFER MORE PLEASURE; YOU PROBABLY HAVE ENOUGH PATIENT TO HAVE HOT TIME WITH YOUR CHICK.... THAT'S COOL!

PEACE!

peewee · 11-28-2003, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by firefelina
---It's a good article, with decent advice.-------------------------------------------------------------------------

WOW, BILL8..... THANK YOU! THE ONLY ONE! YOU MAY BE GOOD IN BED! BECAUSE IF YOU HAD PATIENT TO READ ABOUT HOW YOU CAN GET AN OFFER MORE PLEASURE; YOU PROBABLY HAVE ENOUGH PATIENT TO HAVE HOT TIME WITH YOUR CHICK.... THAT'S COOL!

PEACE!

check your Caps lock button seems to be damaged

Pornwolf · 11-28-2003, 01:52 AM

Gentlemen, we have a fake woman in our midst. Can anyone guess who it is?

Furious_Female · 11-28-2003, 02:09 AM

I can't believe I read that whole thing LOL

freeadultcontent made a great summary

I'd just like to add... foreplay, talk dirty and be creative. Basic common sense 101

psyko514 · 11-28-2003, 02:11 AM

wtf?

eiht_98 · 11-28-2003, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by firefelina
HEYYY GUYS!!!
OK OK OK, I KNEW IT! HEHEHEHE I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY IT'S TOO LONG... THAT'S TRUE, BUT TRY TO READ IT! YOU'LL LEARN A LOT ABOUT OUR BODYS, POSITION AND HOW I LIKE TO DO IT! hehehehehe

HAVE A HOT TIME! AND, C'ON! READ IT, IT WILL TURN YOU ON!

after I read my dick got hard....is this ok?

pornanza · 11-28-2003, 04:11 AM

by the time i've read all that, i could have cracked a few off already.

who needs girls anyway

ryan

Paul Markham · 11-28-2003, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Girls like money.

Seems to have skipped the part where we give her $50.

irishfury · 11-28-2003, 04:34 AM

wow I started reading this thread but woke up three hours later...with drool stuck to my keyboard...

pussyluver · 11-28-2003, 04:35 AM

Well Fire, Ya give 'em the keys and they bitch about reading a couple of paragraphs.. I'm no doubt a bit older than most here and I can tell ya that getting intune with your lady can be more than worth while. I'd tell ya some secrets, but you wouldn't want to take the time to read it...

So maybe that's why there's porn and TGPs... visual stimulation, whack, whack, pop, done....

Very stimulating Fire, Thanks!

strobi · 11-28-2003, 08:22 AM

thank you so mutch!! I never knew how to please a women UNTIL NOW!!! THANK YOU VERY VERY MUTCH I LOVE YOU TOO BY, YOUR MY HERO!! I LOVE YOU!!! BYEBYE

CDSmith · 11-28-2003, 08:39 AM

Have you heard of the new book entitled "1001 Sex Secrets Men Should Know?" It contains comments from 1001 different women on how men can be better in bed (not just one woman, 1001 women!).

I think that women would actually settle for three:

Slow down
Turn off the TV
Call out the right name

Gramma · 11-28-2003, 08:54 AM

I've heard that it takes a list that long for a woman's pleasure
but
for a man all you have to do is show up naked and bring beer.

NoCarrier · 11-28-2003, 09:00 AM

vaginal orgasm is a lie!

who · 11-28-2003, 09:05 AM

To summerize this thread:

Fuck your chick in the ass.

Good evening.

NoCarrier · 11-28-2003, 09:06 AM

Sorry guys, but firefelina (author of this thread) looks like this :

Hope everyone enjoyed his/her tips.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-28-2003, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by firefelina
JUST GET THIS TIP: HAVE A BRAZILIAN BABE IN BED AND YOU WON'T NEED TO ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE! HEHEHEHE... WE ARE IN FIRE!

NIGHT NIGHT!!!! [/B]

LOL Thanks but I'll pass.

Brad-Wishing · 11-28-2003, 10:56 AM

Hmmmmm... I wonder who this is. I don't think it's boneprone. He's busy with thanksgiving. Who could it be?

pink_in_the_middle · 11-28-2003, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Hmmmmm... I wonder who this is. I don't think it's boneprone. He's busy with thanksgiving. Who could it be?

HHHMMMMM I wonder...

11-28-2003, 12:42 AM	#1
firefelina Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: somewhere in north america Posts: 14	HOW TO GET EVERYTHING IN BED!!!!! by a girl! Hello Guys.... You should read it if you want to improve your sex life! I hope you have a great sex!!! hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HOW TO GET EVERYNTHING IN BED Dying to teach your gal to touch you in all the ways you secretly crave -- without a put-her-on-the-spot sex talk? Simple! Read this article now, babe! Talking a little bit about my experiences... I always thought I had a great sex life. I usually had orgasms during oral sex though never while doing the deed. Then I met a guy who encouraged me to voice each and every sensation. He made it clear that he loved it when I was supervocal in bed, so I started oohing and aahing in direct proportion to how much he was turning me on. And an amazing thing happened: He got so tuned in to my pleasure purrs that he starting doing new moves I had never even fantasized about. One night, when we were in the missionary position, he lifted my pelvis. I moaned and he lifted even higher. I had the most incredible orgasm of my life! See? I am always happy and even him! So, don't forget to tell to your hottie to "open" her mouth and say everything she's feeling! THE SHAPE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SHUDDER Stop-the-press sex shocker: Guys and girls have different ways of warming up pre-passion. Women are aware of their erogenous zones -- the backs of the legs, neck and behind the ears -- and they generally need these areas to be stimulated before they can become aroused below the belt. You guy, on the other hand, focus mainly on your erection as the center of your sexuality -- you often don't realize how much touching your hotties need before being hot enough for more advanced foreplay, let alone intercourse. So how can you make sure you secure these crucial pre-sex strokes? Giver the what I call "the swirl". To use this subtle seductive move, traces slow, soft circles and waves along her forearms, neck, the palms of her hands and any other sensitive body spot. My partner use the swirl as a warm-up technique to prep for a night of slow, steady arousal. After experimenting with different speeds and directions, I found the most incredible sensation occurs when my guy traces circles on my breasts -- gradually getting closer and closer to my nipples. He'll also make incredibly tiny circular motions using just one fingertip on my clitoris. After a few minutes of such slow ecstasy, we're both primed for the next sexy step. THE THREE SIGNS YOU MUST IGNORE The female body can be pretty puzzling . And I know it can be hard for men to try to navigate, That's why you should ask your gal what and where she likes to be touched. One thing you guys need to know: Breast are diferent than penis! Really? Yes!!! "Of course"! You're must thinking now, but what you don't know is if our nipples aren't erect it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with how hot (and wet) we are down below! Our nipples aren't the only hot spots that can refuse to stand at attention when we're aroused. Just when it seems we're ready to reach a mega-orgasm, our clitoris can suddenly decide to play hide-and-seek and disappear -- though really it's just retreated a bit beneath its tiny hood (a totally normal occurrence). Take a look of my best friend experiece: "This used to freak my boyfriend out when he was giving me oral sex. He would assume I had lost interest and stop stimulating me just when I was dying for him to keep going. I had to explain to him that the reason it retracts is because I'm so close to climaxing, not because I'm tired of it." Gotta it? The final physical response you should interpret cautiously: the amount of lubrication she produce. Experts say that how wet she is doesn't necessarily reflect how turned on she are, just as it's also true that sometimes her body effortlessly produces motion lotion when she's not ready to have sex. Many men assume that because their gals have become wet, it's time to move on to the main event. The bottom line: So, before anything, heed her verbal and tactile clues first, then pay attention to her body's responses. We, girls are little bith different as you are, guys! Sorry :-) THE TWO THINGS YOU NEED TO DO SIMULTANEOUSLY My poor sister wanted to introduce her boyfriend to foreplay her way. "X's foreplay moves were hit or miss -- sometimes I'd climax when he went down on me; other times his tongue would just leave me numb." The answer to my sister pre-deed dilemma? She encouraged her bf to try two moves at the same time -- a step that works orgasm magic because it provides varied stimulation. The combination of two different sensations -- the softness of your mouth plus the firmer touch of you fingers -- is a really pleasurable move for lots of women. So, what are waiting for? Next time, please go for it! Remember: tong & fingers: The Perfect Combination For Us!!!!! Hummmmmm I want it now!!!.........Honey, where are you??? SOME WORDS THAT WILL BRING ON YOUR BIGGEST O EVER Forget about anything now. The language that will really float your gal's sexual boat is -- surprise! -- passionate praising of her performance. Phrases like "I love that"; "You're really hot!"; " I love the way you're sucking my cock"; " Yeah, don't stop doing it because you're driving me crazy" and the clear, concise "Oh, fuck, yes! Do it" work so well because sexy speech lets a girl know without question that she's turning you on. Girls are desperate to please. Once she knows she's rocking your world, trust me, she won't want to stop -- and she'll remember her winning moves next time.Your outrageous oral ovations will also show how enthusiastic you are about having sex with her... It shows that you're 100% with her. THE LIFT THAT WILL SEND YOU SOARING My friend said ones to me: "Having an orgasm during intercourse has always eluded me. My husband and I try tons of positions, but we've never found an angle that works for both of us. Usually, he thrusts until he just can't hold back any longer -- and I'm left longing." My friend is not alone -- according to one study, up to 70 percent of young women are unable climax through intercourse. The solution: getting both your bodies in the perfect pleasure position. For many women, lying in the missionary position with a few pillows under their butt provides the perfect pelvic tilt. But it isn't just her tilt that affects whether or not an orgasm -- it's also how she flex during sex. Tell her to do the "Kegel" exercises -- contracting and releasing the muscles that stop urine flow -- while your you're fucking her, it will cause her vaginal canal to contract and create a sudden squeezing sensation on you penis. Her flex can also redirect your penis so it hits her supersensitive G-spot directly. The result? A powerful orgasm even for women who have never climaxed during intercourse before. Another upside to flexing and pelvic positioning? Both strategies can help you and your chick achieve the holy grail of intercourse: simultaneous orgasm. Why? By doing "Kegels", she have more control of the passion pacing. Her squeezing can slow down your rapid thrusting while it heightens her G-spot stimulation. Are you asking me if I do it? Of course! "First, we settled on a sex style that allowed my partner to enter me at the perfect angle: sex from behind with my hips up high so his dick could nudge my G-spot. Once he was inside, I began contracting my muscles and was able to feel his cock against the front wall of my tighty pussy. Each time I clamped down was a subtle signal for him to steady himself until I was ready to peak, too. Several mind-blowing minutes later -- wow! It's always amazing! What are you doing there? Go to try it with your chick now! Kisses, __________________ Beautiful

11-28-2003, 12:44 AM	#2
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firefelina Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: somewhere in north america Posts: 14	HEYYY GUYS!!! OK OK OK, I KNEW IT! HEHEHEHE I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY IT'S TOO LONG... THAT'S TRUE, BUT TRY TO READ IT! YOU'LL LEARN A LOT ABOUT OUR BODYS, POSITION AND HOW I LIKE TO DO IT! hehehehehe HAVE A HOT TIME! AND, C'ON! READ IT, IT WILL TURN YOU ON! __________________ Beautiful

11-28-2003, 01:01 AM	#13
freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	1. Teach her how to fake it by moaning with every touch. 2. Touch other areas besides the pussy, and boobs. Guess its for the fake moaning. They like it in rings apparently, this could be a wedding hint. 3. Something about their clits may dissapear when they are getting close. Shit even their orgasms cant make up their minds. 4. Use your tongue and fingers. Kind of lesbianish, since no mention of dick, but ok. 5. Lay her back on some pillows (ok she already prolly bought 200 of em anyways) so the angle is right in missionary. (is that position even allowed anymore?) 6. Tell her to do some pussy excersise (sure..... yeah) and apparently she will be able to bend your dick when its in her to hit some mythical g-spot. This is a misleading title. I object. 1. Is cool if she wants to make noises sure. 2. Trick to get a massage. 3. Is it your clit or your g-spot, make up your mind oh wait even your pussy cant. 4. Ladies, wash that stuff first. 5. Sure go drop a load on her pillows or leave a wet spot, see how good the sex is. 6. NEVER tell a girl to excersise unless your her personal trainer, if you do, no sex for you. Or you will end up in a loose pussy argument with crying. __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites

11-28-2003, 01:06 AM	#16
Fred Zeppelin Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: USA Posts: 209	I think you have misunderstood the premise of this entire board. Don't you answer the mail at Dr.Ruth.com??

11-28-2003, 01:11 AM	#17
firefelina Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: somewhere in north america Posts: 14	HAHAHAHA... MAN, I AM HAVING LOTS OF FUN WITH U, GUYS! I LOVE THIS SITE... SO COOL! BUT NO, I CAN'T SHOW MY NATURAL BIG TITS TO YOU.... HAHAHA.. I AM SORRY, BUT I JUST CAN SHOW IT TO MY HUBBY ;-) BY THE WAY, IF YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE PATIENT TO READY "HOW TO GET EVERYTHING IN BED" JUST GET THIS TIP: HAVE A BRAZILIAN BABE IN BED AND YOU WON'T NEED TO ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE! HEHEHEHE... WE ARE IN FIRE! NIGHT NIGHT!!!! __________________ Beautiful

11-28-2003, 01:15 AM	#18
firefelina Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: somewhere in north america Posts: 14	Don't you answer the mail at Dr.Ruth.com?? HUH? NOPE... I DO NOT.... PEACE! __________________ Beautiful

11-28-2003, 01:20 AM	#20
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	hmm. thank god for porn!! __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

11-28-2003, 01:23 AM	#21
Micah - Drizunk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 759	I dont read anything longer than about 4 sentances on this board. You should understand my attention span is probably about just as many times longer than everyone else on this board. With that, I agree with the guy that said, post your tits. __________________ Sig was always too big...

11-28-2003, 01:28 AM	#22
Bill8 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,901	It's a good article, with decent advice.

11-28-2003, 01:34 AM	#24
firefelina Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: somewhere in north america Posts: 14	---It's a good article, with decent advice.------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOW, BILL8..... THANK YOU! THE ONLY ONE! YOU MAY BE GOOD IN BED! BECAUSE IF YOU HAD PATIENT TO READ ABOUT HOW YOU CAN GET AN OFFER MORE PLEASURE; YOU PROBABLY HAVE ENOUGH PATIENT TO HAVE HOT TIME WITH YOUR CHICK.... THAT'S COOL! PEACE! __________________ Beautiful

11-28-2003, 01:52 AM	#26
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11-28-2003, 02:09 AM	#27
Furious_Female Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 8,187	I can't believe I read that whole thing LOL freeadultcontent made a great summary I'd just like to add... foreplay, talk dirty and be creative. Basic common sense 101 __________________ Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue

11-28-2003, 02:11 AM	#28
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11-28-2003, 04:11 AM	#30
pornanza Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: East Village Posts: 238	by the time i've read all that, i could have cracked a few off already. who needs girls anyway ryan

11-28-2003, 04:34 AM	#32
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11-28-2003, 04:35 AM	#33
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Well Fire, Ya give 'em the keys and they bitch about reading a couple of paragraphs.. I'm no doubt a bit older than most here and I can tell ya that getting intune with your lady can be more than worth while. I'd tell ya some secrets, but you wouldn't want to take the time to read it... So maybe that's why there's porn and TGPs... visual stimulation, whack, whack, pop, done.... Very stimulating Fire, Thanks!

11-28-2003, 08:22 AM	#34
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11-28-2003, 08:39 AM	#35
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11-28-2003, 08:54 AM	#36
Gramma Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 402	I've heard that it takes a list that long for a woman's pleasure but for a man all you have to do is show up naked and bring beer. __________________ gramma at ix.netcom.com

11-28-2003, 09:00 AM	#37
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	vaginal orgasm is a lie!

11-28-2003, 09:05 AM	#38
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	To summerize this thread: Fuck your chick in the ass. Good evening.

11-28-2003, 09:06 AM	#39
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Sorry guys, but firefelina (author of this thread) looks like this : Hope everyone enjoyed his/her tips.

11-28-2003, 10:56 AM	#41
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