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1. Teach her how to fake it by moaning with every touch.
2. Touch other areas besides the pussy, and boobs. Guess its for the fake moaning. They like it in rings apparently, this could be a wedding hint.
3. Something about their clits may dissapear when they are getting close. Shit even their orgasms cant make up their minds.
4. Use your tongue and fingers. Kind of lesbianish, since no mention of dick, but ok.
5. Lay her back on some pillows (ok she already prolly bought 200 of em anyways) so the angle is right in missionary. (is that position even allowed anymore?)
6. Tell her to do some pussy excersise (sure..... yeah) and apparently she will be able to bend your dick when its in her to hit some mythical g-spot.
This is a misleading title. I object.
1. Is cool if she wants to make noises sure.
2. Trick to get a massage.
3. Is it your clit or your g-spot, make up your mind oh wait even your pussy cant.
4. Ladies, wash that stuff first.
5. Sure go drop a load on her pillows or leave a wet spot, see how good the sex is.
6. NEVER tell a girl to excersise unless your her personal trainer, if you do, no sex for you. Or you will end up in a loose pussy argument with crying.
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