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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Sin City
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I got strip searched at the Airport!
Yeah, Reno airport people are horrible.
On the way from Reno to Phoenix I had one of the women frisk me with the metal detector and heard a beep by my crotch. I had to go into the bathroom with this old fat woman with curly hair, strip to undies, and then do it again. Never go to Reno. I was violated. |
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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Don't lie, you enjoyed it.
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I need a beer
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Did she put on rubber gloves and pull out lube?
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haha!
No, it was embarassing, I was beet red, and she was a bit too friendly with the metal detector. |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2003
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That's fucked up.
What would they have done if you refused to participate in their little terrorist reindeer games? |
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I would have been stuck in Reno.
And Reno is cold. Brr. |
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Let's do some business.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ottawa
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i always hear about women getting strip searched, never guys... wonder why
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You didn't say what actually set it off?
Pieced... vibrating egg..... what was the offending piece of metal?
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My hips don't lie
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Yikes!
That makes me wonder how people with clit rings and prince alberts make it through metal detectors. BTW...What the hell set off the metal detector down there?! ![]() |
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Yeah, they dont detect piercings. I know this for sure ;)
While in Reno I got thrown in the snow and my pants ripped. I had to use safety pins to patch it up. I even told them thats what was the cause of it, but they still wanted me to get naked. Grr. |
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Zoe, you're hot. Would you blame her for wanting a piece of you?
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Haha, thats sweet.
She was the stereotypical " Big Bertha in uniform" though. Not my thing, im sorry. Now, if she was younger and better looking...haha |
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I AM WEB 2.0
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i was frisked but i put the cocaine in my foreskin, lucky my foreskin hangs like a monkey with a 20 foot arm.
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congrats to the winners
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Live Hard - Die Hard
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That really sucks. I wish i was there.
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Yeah, I mean, not to be sexist or anything, but I believe statistics have shown that males are more likely to carry something aboard the women.
Also, a guy can frisk another guy and get sued for sexual harassment |
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Live Hard - Die Hard
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Oh come on people. If some super cute chick had a metal beeping twat, wouldn't that make you wonder what the deal was? A cute girl is the perfect guise.
I never get checked. I could so very easily take a bomb into any building I wanted, nobody would ever know.
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1 5'3 woman can carry the same things as a 6'10 man. And they do. Coke runners send women.
They are completely un-biased with sex.
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If you can't strip search a hot girl like Zoe then the terrorists have already won.
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congrats to the winners
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I'd file a sexual harrassment complaint with the TSA and have them document it.
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HAL 9000
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you were lucky they didn't fist you like they did to a close friend of mine. The officer said he was searching for drugs
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ahahahaha i wouldnt mind be a custom officer and pull up every hot chick that comes through
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You haven't been truly strip searched until they search every orifice.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
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same thing happened to my cousin...
this doesn't make me want to fly home for christmas... I have long hair now -- i know they are going to give me trouble. |
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Can I play the part of the big lady officer in the reenactment the next time I come to visit you in Vegas?
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LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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i would do the same thing to you Zoe
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Fucked if I know
Join Date: Dec 2002
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I carry a little card with me signed by my physician detailing where i have metal parts n pieces. Just show the card.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Fucked if I know
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Fuck Checks, CASH only!
Join Date: May 2002
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sorry to hear that, its def. getting out of hand
We shot some strip search videos and added it to our medical site and the response was pretty nice, many emails requesting more of that. http://www.medical-fetish-videos.com/hun/index.html
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been very busy
Join Date: Nov 2002
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thats what u get for wearin those chasity belts
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Wow, I never knew you could do that. Ill keep that in mind :D |
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That's an awesome gallery! I bet it gets lots of interest.
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We tested some clips using the strip search theme and so many members emailed us to shoot more of that. Ya never know what works in this biz
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I love the internet. Nicely ahead of the curve, EscortBiz Sorry to hear that happened to you, though, Zoe
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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