I got strip searched at the Airport!
 

Yeah, Reno airport people are horrible.

On the way from Reno to Phoenix I had one of the women frisk me with the metal detector and heard a beep by my crotch. I had to go into the bathroom with this old fat woman with curly hair, strip to undies, and then do it again.

Never go to Reno.

I was violated.

Don't lie, you enjoyed it.

Did she put on rubber gloves and pull out lube?

haha!

No, it was embarassing, I was beet red, and she was a bit too friendly with the metal detector.

:1orglaugh i know i would have if i were there to watch:Graucho

That's fucked up.

What would they have done if you refused to participate in their little terrorist reindeer games?

I would have been stuck in Reno.

And Reno is cold. Brr.

My disguise worked perfectly. :glugglug

i always hear about women getting strip searched, never guys... wonder why :BangBang:

You didn't say what actually set it off?

Pieced... vibrating egg..... what was the offending piece of metal?

pics? :Graucho

Yikes!

That makes me wonder how people with clit rings and prince alberts make it through metal detectors.

BTW...What the hell set off the metal detector down there?! :1orglaugh

Yeah, they dont detect piercings. I know this for sure ;)

While in Reno I got thrown in the snow and my pants ripped. I had to use safety pins to patch it up.

I even told them thats what was the cause of it, but they still wanted me to get naked. Grr.

Zoe, you're hot. Would you blame her for wanting a piece of you?

Haha, thats sweet.

She was the stereotypical " Big Bertha in uniform" though. Not my thing, im sorry.

Now, if she was younger and better looking...haha

i was frisked but i put the cocaine in my foreskin, lucky my foreskin hangs like a monkey with a 20 foot arm.

its all about security, im sure ;)

I'm pretty sure they have to do same sex searches. I've never been checked by a woman.

right. of course. Because a 5'3 girl can easily be holding a bomb. right. exactly.

That really sucks. I wish i was there.

yeah i would assume so. so are guys just too embarassed to tell ppl about it?

Yeah, I mean, not to be sexist or anything, but I believe statistics have shown that males are more likely to carry something aboard the women.

Also, a guy can frisk another guy and get sued for sexual harassment

Oh come on people. If some super cute chick had a metal beeping twat, wouldn't that make you wonder what the deal was? A cute girl is the perfect guise.

I never get checked. I could so very easily take a bomb into any building I wanted, nobody would ever know.

1 5'3 woman can carry the same things as a 6'10 man. And they do. Coke runners send women.

They are completely un-biased with sex.

Still. I just think they were bored.

If you can't strip search a hot girl like Zoe then the terrorists have already won.

:winkwink:

ok, i thought you were taller...

I'd file a sexual harrassment complaint with the TSA and have them document it.

you were lucky they didn't fist you like they did to a close friend of mine. The officer said he was searching for drugs :glugglug

ahahahaha i wouldnt mind be a custom officer and pull up every hot chick that comes through:winkwink:

eeewww...

You haven't been truly strip searched until they search every orifice.

same thing happened to my cousin...

this doesn't make me want to fly home for christmas... I have long hair now -- i know they are going to give me trouble.

what happened to your cousin?

Can I play the part of the big lady officer in the reenactment the next time I come to visit you in Vegas?

i would do the same thing to you Zoe:winkwink:

admit it dude, it was you getting fisted untill the elbow, and while he was at it he inserted his other hand to look with his flashlight :helpme

I carry a little card with me signed by my physician detailing where i have metal parts n pieces. Just show the card.

Also known as Tala's treasure map. :D

:1orglaugh

The little Xs mark the spots!

sorry to hear that, its def. getting out of hand

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perhaps these people just enjoy being strip searched:Graucho

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Sorry to hear that happened to you, though, Zoe

If someone announces that they have STOPPED all strip searches and from now on will just take the word of anyone who says that "it's just safetly pins" I sure as hell won't be flying anymore!

no offence Zoe