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I got nothing to talk with my gf
seriously shes calling me and want to talk for fucking hours and I got nothing to say...
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start reading her some dr. suess books over the phone..
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Probably because everything you have to say, you post it on here...
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Talk about some of you gfy posts to her -
At least then you'll know you have one person's attention... |
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get a new gf
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just ask her "how was your day honey?"
then you can just put the phone down....and pick it up once every 30 mins to say "uh huh" "you don't say" "really? get out of here" "I told you that bitch crazy!" ~ (Chris Rock's line) ![]() |
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Talk about facials, swallowing and stuff.
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I'm thinking when dad said: "Now son... if you start messing with those girls, I want you to use a rubber..." maybe you took it too literally? |
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Don't say anything, well maybe yes and no ever once in awhile hun, or what did you say.
Oh, and I might add, you might find yourself failing 2 sleep while she's talking.... I have..
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speed will get you talking
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Get your balls outta her purse and tell her you got shit to do.
90+% of all men hate to talk to their ladies on the phone, so its nothing new. |
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Dude get rid of her
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just talk about other girls... she'll hang up
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I hate talking on the phone with a passion.
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It never hurts to yell "KITCHEN FIRE" and hang up the phone.
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I had a girl who would call all the time and talk all kids of stupid shit. i hated it. i dont understand why are women hooked up on phones soo much. i like to talk only in person. |
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maybe you should spam your TCG sig to her over the phone
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haha have the same thing very often
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Just show her your bankbook and wangdoodle and when shes done rolling around laffing and choking, she'll leave you alone!
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women and a convo r so easy, i can keep girls talking for hours, but i ahte the phone, u have to use questions that they lead on for the entire day, then use words like:
"ah" "ok" "really" "nice" they wont shut up for hours as long as u pretend to listen. |
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why don't women realize that men can say what they need to say in 5 min.............it takes a woman 30 min to tell the same story
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Ask her to have phone sex... she'll probably want to get off the phone really quick then. If not... hey then you have something else to talk about
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record your something and every time she calls, let the recorder do the talking...
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Buy phones with a short battery life.
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Fuck her sister.
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