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Old 11-16-2003, 12:58 PM   #1
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I got nothing to talk with my gf

seriously shes calling me and want to talk for fucking hours and I got nothing to say...
This is seriously annoying...
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Old 11-16-2003, 12:58 PM   #2
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start reading her some dr. suess books over the phone..
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Old 11-16-2003, 12:59 PM   #3
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Probably because everything you have to say, you post it on here...
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Probably because everything you have to say, you post it on here...
I got nothing to say though
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Old 11-16-2003, 01:00 PM   #5
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Talk about some of you gfy posts to her -
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Old 11-16-2003, 01:01 PM   #6
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Old 11-16-2003, 01:03 PM   #7
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seriously shes calling me and want to talk for fucking hours and I got nothing to say...
This is seriously annoying...
She wants to talk for hours ??

Get out, get out of that relationship now...
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She wants to talk for hours ??

Get out, get out of that relationship now...
but I like her
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Old 11-16-2003, 01:07 PM   #10
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just ask her "how was your day honey?"

then you can just put the phone down....and pick it up once every 30 mins to say

"uh huh"
"you don't say"
"really? get out of here"

"I told you that bitch crazy!" ~ (Chris Rock's line)

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Old 11-16-2003, 01:14 PM   #11
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....want to talk for fucking hours and I got nothing to say...


... Call her bluff. She doesn't have much to say either.
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Old 11-16-2003, 01:16 PM   #12
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Old 11-16-2003, 01:17 PM   #13
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but I like her

I'm thinking when dad said:

"Now son... if you start messing with those girls, I want you to use a rubber..."

maybe you took it too literally?
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Old 11-16-2003, 01:37 PM   #14
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just ask her "how was your day honey?"

then you can just put the phone down....and pick it up once every 30 mins to say

"uh huh"
"you don't say"
"really? get out of here"

"I told you that bitch crazy!" ~ (Chris Rock's line)


this works....

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Old 11-16-2003, 01:39 PM   #15
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... Call her bluff. She doesn't have much to say either.
Thats too much
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Old 11-16-2003, 01:44 PM   #16
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Don't say anything, well maybe yes and no ever once in awhile hun, or what did you say.

Oh, and I might add, you might find yourself failing 2 sleep while she's talking.... I have..
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Old 11-16-2003, 02:48 PM   #18
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just ask her "how was your day honey?"

then you can just put the phone down....and pick it up once every 30 mins to say

"uh huh"
"you don't say"
"really? get out of here"

"I told you that bitch crazy!" ~ (Chris Rock's line)



I wish it was like that...
she wants ME to talk
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Old 11-16-2003, 02:55 PM   #19
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Get your balls outta her purse and tell her you got shit to do.

90+% of all men hate to talk to their ladies on the phone, so its nothing new.
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Old 11-16-2003, 02:57 PM   #20
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Get your balls outta her purse and tell her you got shit to do.

90+% of all men hate to talk to their ladies on the phone, so its nothing new.
She will get all offended and shit... than tell me how we never talk on the phone
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Old 11-16-2003, 03:07 PM   #21
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Old 11-16-2003, 03:08 PM   #22
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just talk about other girls... she'll hang up
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Old 11-16-2003, 03:12 PM   #24
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Old 11-16-2003, 03:20 PM   #25
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I hate talking on the phone with a passion.
same here.
I had a girl who would call all the time and talk all kids of stupid shit. i hated it. i dont understand why are women hooked up on phones soo much.

i like to talk only in person.
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Old 11-16-2003, 03:39 PM   #28
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As annoying as your 25 cent threads
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Old 11-16-2003, 04:06 PM   #30
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maybe you should spam your TCG sig to her over the phone
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Old 11-16-2003, 04:08 PM   #31
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haha have the same thing very often
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women and a convo r so easy, i can keep girls talking for hours, but i ahte the phone, u have to use questions that they lead on for the entire day, then use words like:

"ah"
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they wont shut up for hours as long as u pretend to listen.
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Ask her to have phone sex... she'll probably want to get off the phone really quick then. If not... hey then you have something else to talk about
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record your something and every time she calls, let the recorder do the talking...
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seriously shes calling me and want to talk for fucking hours and I got nothing to say...
This is seriously annoying...
Women only like to hear your "My TGP gets this much hits from these countries" speech only once, after that, you have to use conversations that the outside world uses... you know, what's the price of mangos and other such bullshit.
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Old 11-16-2003, 06:27 PM   #41
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