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Oracle Porn 11-16-2003 12:58 PM

I got nothing to talk with my gf
 
seriously shes calling me and want to talk for fucking hours and I got nothing to say... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
This is seriously annoying...

klik 11-16-2003 12:58 PM

start reading her some dr. suess books over the phone..

Scott McD 11-16-2003 12:59 PM

Probably because everything you have to say, you post it on here... :2 cents:

Oracle Porn 11-16-2003 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Probably because everything you have to say, you post it on here... :2 cents:
I got nothing to say though :1orglaugh

HarlotCash Dyker 11-16-2003 01:00 PM

Talk about some of you gfy posts to her -
At least then you'll know you have one person's attention...

IPK 11-16-2003 01:01 PM

get a new gf

Scott McD 11-16-2003 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
seriously shes calling me and want to talk for fucking hours and I got nothing to say... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
This is seriously annoying...

She wants to talk for hours ??

Get out, get out of that relationship now... :BangBang:

Oracle Porn 11-16-2003 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker
Talk about some of you gfy posts to her -
At least then you'll know you have one person's attention...

:321GFY

Oracle Porn 11-16-2003 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD

She wants to talk for hours ??

Get out, get out of that relationship now... :BangBang:

but I like her

PenetratinP 11-16-2003 01:07 PM

just ask her "how was your day honey?"

then you can just put the phone down....and pick it up once every 30 mins to say

"uh huh"
"you don't say"
"really? get out of here"

"I told you that bitch crazy!" ~ (Chris Rock's line)

:thumbsup

goBigtime 11-16-2003 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
....want to talk for fucking hours and I got nothing to say... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
http://www.victorias-closet.com/Delta/Leah01.jpg

... Call her bluff. She doesn't have much to say either.

Jer 11-16-2003 01:16 PM

Talk about facials, swallowing and stuff.

goBigtime 11-16-2003 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


but I like her


I'm thinking when dad said:

"Now son... if you start messing with those girls, I want you to use a rubber..."

maybe you took it too literally?

doober 11-16-2003 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenetratinP
just ask her "how was your day honey?"

then you can just put the phone down....and pick it up once every 30 mins to say

"uh huh"
"you don't say"
"really? get out of here"

"I told you that bitch crazy!" ~ (Chris Rock's line)

:thumbsup


this works....

:1orglaugh

KaLi 11-16-2003 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime


http://www.victorias-closet.com/Delta/Leah01.jpg

... Call her bluff. She doesn't have much to say either.

Thats too much :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jimmyf 11-16-2003 01:44 PM

Don't say anything, well maybe yes and no ever once in awhile hun, or what did you say.

Oh, and I might add, you might find yourself failing 2 sleep while she's talking.... I have..

Raf1 11-16-2003 01:46 PM

speed will get you talking :winkwink:

Oracle Porn 11-16-2003 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenetratinP
just ask her "how was your day honey?"

then you can just put the phone down....and pick it up once every 30 mins to say

"uh huh"
"you don't say"
"really? get out of here"

"I told you that bitch crazy!" ~ (Chris Rock's line)

:thumbsup


:1orglaugh
I wish it was like that...
she wants ME to talk

4Pics 11-16-2003 02:55 PM

Get your balls outta her purse and tell her you got shit to do.

90+% of all men hate to talk to their ladies on the phone, so its nothing new.

Oracle Porn 11-16-2003 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4Pics
Get your balls outta her purse and tell her you got shit to do.

90+% of all men hate to talk to their ladies on the phone, so its nothing new.

She will get all offended and shit... than tell me how we never talk on the phone

axelcat 11-16-2003 03:07 PM

Dude get rid of her

AWC 11-16-2003 03:08 PM

just talk about other girls... she'll hang up

Oracle Porn 11-16-2003 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
just talk about other girls... she'll hang up
:1orglaugh

Sly_RJ 11-16-2003 03:12 PM

I hate talking on the phone with a passion.

Furious_Male 11-16-2003 03:20 PM

It never hurts to yell "KITCHEN FIRE" and hang up the phone.

DarkJedi 11-16-2003 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I hate talking on the phone with a passion.
same here.
I had a girl who would call all the time and talk all kids of stupid shit. i hated it. i dont understand why are women hooked up on phones soo much.

i like to talk only in person.

Oracle Porn 11-16-2003 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Male
It never hurts to yell "KITCHEN FIRE" and hang up the phone.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Basic_man 11-16-2003 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPK
get a new gf
Hahahaha, nice ;) :thumbsup

Spunky 11-16-2003 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
This is seriously annoying...
As annoying as your 25 cent threads

Dildozer 11-16-2003 04:06 PM

maybe you should spam your TCG sig to her over the phone

johnbosh 11-16-2003 04:08 PM

haha have the same thing very often

Gemini 11-16-2003 04:47 PM

Just show her your bankbook and wangdoodle and when shes done rolling around laffing and choking, she'll leave you alone! :Graucho

MetaMan 11-16-2003 04:48 PM

women and a convo r so easy, i can keep girls talking for hours, but i ahte the phone, u have to use questions that they lead on for the entire day, then use words like:

"ah"
"ok"
"really"
"nice"

they wont shut up for hours as long as u pretend to listen.

MrIzzz 11-16-2003 04:53 PM

why don't women realize that men can say what they need to say in 5 min.............it takes a woman 30 min to tell the same story

Furious_Female 11-16-2003 05:01 PM

Ask her to have phone sex... she'll probably want to get off the phone really quick then. If not... hey then you have something else to talk about :1orglaugh

HEARTBREAKER 11-16-2003 05:11 PM

record your something and every time she calls, let the recorder do the talking...:1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 11-16-2003 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
maybe you should spam your TCG sig to her over the phone
You gotta be 18 to promote tcg...:Graucho

partytime 11-16-2003 05:50 PM

Buy phones with a short battery life.

Juggernaut 11-16-2003 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
seriously shes calling me and want to talk for fucking hours and I got nothing to say... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
This is seriously annoying...

Women only like to hear your "My TGP gets this much hits from these countries" speech only once, after that, you have to use conversations that the outside world uses... you know, what's the price of mangos and other such bullshit.

Oracle Porn 11-16-2003 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by partytime
Buy phones with a short battery life.
Happened couple of times... she told me to go to the other phone :1orglaugh

jimthefiend 11-16-2003 06:27 PM

Fuck her sister.

beemk 11-16-2003 06:30 PM

be an adult and tell her whats up

Oracle Porn 11-16-2003 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
be an adult and tell her whats up
she knows whats "up" :Graucho


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