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Darren · 11-13-2003, 06:38 PM

We was discussing this with a group the other day... One girl had even done it in the library which was quite impressive...

For me its:

KFC toilets when I worked there heheh:

And behind Mataland in the bushes where we actually got arrested. Some jerks racing around in their cars must have reported us...

XxXotic · 11-13-2003, 06:38 PM

dj booth at a club

Why · 11-13-2003, 06:39 PM

in the mall parking lot, in a car, in the middle of the day. center row, 4 cars from the front.

in the staircase of a hotel in boise idaho. was with family, and HAD to get laid

Marcus · 11-13-2003, 06:39 PM

on a crowded dancefloor.

IntenseCash · 11-13-2003, 06:39 PM

The most exciting place for me was in the movie theatre... I cant even remember what movie we went to see. Does not matter, we didnt watch.

PenetratinP · 11-13-2003, 06:40 PM

on my motorcycle...tried a whole bunch of positions but the metal footpegs started to hurt our feet since we didn't wear shoes/sneakers

....not out in the open...I wasn't that bold...just inside my garage

Juicy D. Links · 11-13-2003, 06:41 PM

in Serges bed with his ex wife while Serge was out mowing the lawn

cluck · 11-13-2003, 06:42 PM

That'd be in the rectum, Darren.

Joe Citizen · 11-13-2003, 06:42 PM

In the changing room at a department store.

XxXotic · 11-13-2003, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
That'd be in the rectum, Darren.

JFK · 11-13-2003, 06:46 PM

back of my MGB

skrog · 11-13-2003, 06:47 PM

I fucked in the woods. Right out in the open. I bet everyone walking through the woods. Could see me laying pipe....

baddog · 11-13-2003, 06:48 PM

well, there was the time in the back of my van in the parking lot of Torrance PD, and on a big rock in the middle of the Kern River by the slides

Minte · 11-13-2003, 06:48 PM

In the back of a deuce and a half truck..on a nuclear missle base in southern Germany..

Darren · 11-13-2003, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
on a crowded dancefloor.

how the fuck???

got a BJ in Cinema as well....

<IMX> · 11-13-2003, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
That'd be in the rectum, Darren.

The Urban legend that is true!!
What is the weirdest place you've made whoopie?

"That'd be in the butt, Bob!"

Circa 1970s Newlyweds

whee · 11-13-2003, 06:51 PM

I once had a bj on the backseat of my parents car.
They were still on the frontseat driving.

Well, it was dark anyways...

Darren · 11-13-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee
I once had a bj on the backseat of my parents car.
They were still on the frontseat driving.
Well, it was dark anyways...

man i wouldnt even kiss in front of my parents.

Loryn · 11-13-2003, 06:52 PM

So many!! I have no idea which one would be the best. My ex and I would have sex everywhere and try not to get caught. Never did, well not by anyone in authority that is. It's fun.

feN · 11-13-2003, 06:54 PM

In the changing cubicle and in the woods .. guess that´s it for weird places until now ..

Darren · 11-13-2003, 06:55 PM

anyone been caught , funny stories?

Ross · 11-13-2003, 06:55 PM

In bed, it was totally awesome, mind blowing infact!!!!

Can't wait to do it again.............

cluck · 11-13-2003, 06:59 PM

We were in the woods and it turned out there was a clearing that made us visible to the main road

This isn't a rural area at all mind you but a busy town. A car full of teenagers drove by a few times making animal sounds and enjoying the show.

Darren · 11-13-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
In bed, it was totally awesome, mind blowing infact!!!!

Can't wait to do it again.............

double bed??

DTK · 11-13-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by <IMX>

The Urban legend that is true!!
What is the weirdest place you've made whoopie?

"That'd be in the butt, Bob!"

Circa 1970s Newlyweds

beat me to it

<IMX> · 11-13-2003, 07:10 PM

I've been caught by
the police.
the girls mum (luckly back was against the door!)
a hotel maid (kept banging lol!)

Been walked in on by friend, who went to his hotel bed, and watched for a while, then went to sleep (kept banging)

I have tons of stories/events but they are too damn incremenating.

I think the funniest are when you convince a chick to have sex in front of your friend "who is asleep."

lol

ah man, I'm glad my g/f hasn't discovered my gfy bookmark.

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren
anyone been caught , funny stories?

DirkDigler · 11-13-2003, 07:10 PM

over the side of a highrise apartment balcony....

with 2 other buildings in plain view and guys on there balconys

xxxoutsourcing · 11-13-2003, 07:13 PM

Business Class on a 747 - 400
Long flight from London to Bangkok.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 11-13-2003, 07:15 PM

I have sex alot of great places..

-gorilla caves at Busch gardens in Tampa

-the dressing room in the lingerie department in Macys at West Palm Gardens Mall..Hubby ripped my shorts and had to go buy me a new pair to leave in..

-Titty bar..during hours.. we were very very sneaky in a dark corner ..b/f came home after being gone for a month..was drunk and couldnt wait...This was in Sugars in Austin Texas, if anyones been there

Krome · 11-13-2003, 07:16 PM

You lot suck at this:

1) With a girl who was doing community service with me in the guards van.
2) During a history lesson at school . She made out as though she was just sitting on my lap but my cock was out and she was riding me.
3) Different girl, same technique but in chemistry.

I have a few more....actually I have a few pictures of the girls...

gothweb · 11-13-2003, 07:20 PM

Blowjob behind a curtain at MacWorld Expo years ago in Boston.

gornyhuy · 11-13-2003, 07:22 PM

Best I can do is:
In a teacher's office while he was somewhere else in the building after school hours. This was yeeeeears ago... since then I've had my own house, apartment, or car to fuck in, so I got less adventurous.

Justfuckedmyself · 11-13-2003, 07:23 PM

Disneyland - Pirates of the Carribean ride

quiet · 11-13-2003, 07:24 PM

in one of the isles of a liquor store i worked at back in my University days. we went there after it was closed, punched in the alarm codes - and went at it.

davecummings · 11-13-2003, 07:27 PM

For three filmings (with three different adult actresses) in Port-a-pottys near San Diego; and once in a Women's Restroom in a City of San Diego public park---I did the cum shot and we left just as a Parks & Recreation truck was pulling up with a painting crew to paint the insides of both bathrooms:-)

Dave
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rdunn404 · 11-13-2003, 07:28 PM

Head in a booth at a Houston's restaurant (they are dimly lit) between appetizers and the main course.

PenetratinP · 11-13-2003, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by davecummings
For three filmings (with three different adult actresses) in Port-a-pottys near San Diego;

were the port-a-pottys relatively clean???

Hindsight · 11-13-2003, 07:55 PM

My girlfriend knows this old blind man.. he's like fucking 90 or some shit now.. in the second world war he spent a year in a concentration camp.

When the war was ending the camp prisoners had to stay on for a while, he met this Russian girl in there... and LMFAO!! They fucked in the middle of some field which was full of piles of dead bodies. Apparently it smelt bad as fuck... but he nailed her anyway.

And if anyone can beat that..... well... I guess you're a real sick fuck.

baddog · 11-13-2003, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Justfuckedmyself
Disneyland - Pirates of the Carribean ride

masturbation doesn't count

baddog · 11-13-2003, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight
My girlfriend knows this old blind man.. he's like fucking 90 or some shit now.. in the second world war he spent a year in a concentration camp.

When the war was ending the camp prisoners had to stay on for a while, he met this Russian girl in there... and LMFAO!! They fucked in the middle of some field which was full of piles of dead bodies. Apparently it smelt bad as fuck... but he nailed her anyway.

And if anyone can beat that..... well... I guess you're a real sick fuck.

how about during a firefight in a fire base outside Da Nang?

Darren · 11-14-2003, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight
My girlfriend knows this old blind man.. he's like fucking 90 or some shit now.. in the second world war he spent a year in a concentration camp.

When the war was ending the camp prisoners had to stay on for a while, he met this Russian girl in there... and LMFAO!! They fucked in the middle of some field which was full of piles of dead bodies. Apparently it smelt bad as fuck... but he nailed her anyway.

And if anyone can beat that..... well... I guess you're a real sick fuck.

that is truely sick.

FiReC · 11-14-2003, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight
My girlfriend knows this old blind man.. he's like fucking 90 or some shit now.. in the second world war he spent a year in a concentration camp.

When the war was ending the camp prisoners had to stay on for a while, he met this Russian girl in there... and LMFAO!! They fucked in the middle of some field which was full of piles of dead bodies. Apparently it smelt bad as fuck... but he nailed her anyway.

And if anyone can beat that..... well... I guess you're a real sick fuck.

lol

Rocky · 11-14-2003, 12:21 AM

i think it was on a boat ride in The Magic Kingdom

either that or she was just humming "it's a small world after all"

FiReC · 11-14-2003, 12:26 AM

side of the road.. outside of the car

or

in front of the refrigerator with the door open, her mom in the other room.

Kassidy · 11-14-2003, 12:27 AM

Hockey arena, promenade deck, right under the score clock ;)

Jimbo · 11-14-2003, 12:30 AM

in the back of my fathers truck while he was driving when I was like 16, fingering and handjob stuff. Was funny

Justfuckedmyself · 11-14-2003, 12:32 AM

quote:
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Originally posted by Justfuckedmyself
Disneyland - Pirates of the Carribean ride

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog

masturbation doesn't count

Ya... you know those pirate wenches are hot

CDSmith · 11-14-2003, 12:35 AM

In the Pan Am pool during a public swim.

CDSmith · 11-14-2003, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
how about during a firefight in a fire base outside Da Nang?

That would be pretty fucking wild. Do tell.

ModelPerfect · 11-14-2003, 12:42 AM

First park bench on crowded Waterfront Park, Downtown Charleston, 10 PM on a Friday night.

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