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MrHits · 11-12-2003, 03:37 PM

http://Sales.Ten.Com is in search of one special porno sales person. If you have beady eyes, slicked back hair, a plaid coat, hairy chest and a gold chain around your neck (fedora not required, plus for gold teeth). We are looking for you! http://sales.Ten.Com is looking to partner with the right individual to sell our content to webmasters. The right individual will be offered an excellent commission and have the flexibility to work from anywhere and direct content sales efforts.

Qualifications:

Solid contacts in the adult industry.
Ability to establish and maintain new relationships in the adult industry.
Solid understanding of adult member sites
Ability to self-supervise and work remotely.
Communicate professionally by phone, via e-mail and in-person.
Have a very sick mind

Education:
Must be able to read, write and cuss proficiently (at least 30 words per minute)

Please contact:

Aim: inf0w0rld
Email: [email protected]
Phone: 303-444-0900 x181

Note: This description is not intended to be an exhaustive list of all duties, responsibilities or qualifications associated with this position.

psili · 11-12-2003, 03:44 PM

I'd rather shroom my balls off in the back of the Mystery Machine and stuff hot, pink Titleist golf balls up Daphne's ass.

Well, maybe not.

Gemini · 11-12-2003, 05:00 PM

What? No ICQ? Hmmmm

MrHits · 11-12-2003, 05:18 PM

I was too ashamed because my ICQ is soooo long:

icq: 5228535

Where is the "short sale icq" guy when you need 'em!

Sarah_Jayne · 11-12-2003, 05:28 PM

cuss proficiently ?

And my mother said it would never come in handy !

j/k good luck

Gemini · 11-12-2003, 05:42 PM

Don't worry about MrHtis... The one I use for this business is one longer than yours. ;-) My shorter ones are for other things. lol

Find anyone yet?

Bump!

polish_aristocrat · 11-12-2003, 05:45 PM

And I thought that you were selling all your quality domains and then leaving the industry

11-12-2003, 03:37 PM	#1
MrHits Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Boulder, CO Posts: 236	WANTED: porn peddler http://Sales.Ten.Com is in search of one special porno sales person. If you have beady eyes, slicked back hair, a plaid coat, hairy chest and a gold chain around your neck (fedora not required, plus for gold teeth). We are looking for you! http://sales.Ten.Com is looking to partner with the right individual to sell our content to webmasters. The right individual will be offered an excellent commission and have the flexibility to work from anywhere and direct content sales efforts. Qualifications: Solid contacts in the adult industry. Ability to establish and maintain new relationships in the adult industry. Solid understanding of adult member sites Ability to self-supervise and work remotely. Communicate professionally by phone, via e-mail and in-person. Have a very sick mind Education: Must be able to read, write and cuss proficiently (at least 30 words per minute) Please contact: Aim: inf0w0rld Email: [email protected] Phone: 303-444-0900 x181 Note: This description is not intended to be an exhaustive list of all duties, responsibilities or qualifications associated with this position. __________________

11-12-2003, 03:44 PM	#2
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I'd rather shroom my balls off in the back of the Mystery Machine and stuff hot, pink Titleist golf balls up Daphne's ass. Well, maybe not. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

11-12-2003, 05:00 PM	#3
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11-12-2003, 05:18 PM	#4
MrHits Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Boulder, CO Posts: 236	I was too ashamed because my ICQ is soooo long: icq: 5228535 Where is the "short sale icq" guy when you need 'em! __________________

11-12-2003, 05:42 PM	#6
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11-12-2003, 05:28 PM	#5
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	cuss proficiently ? And my mother said it would never come in handy ! j/k good luck

11-12-2003, 05:45 PM	#7
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	And I thought that you were selling all your quality domains and then leaving the industry __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.