Lens, I am in the predicament and I NEED your guidance - GoFuckYourself.com

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 09:34 AM

One of the people you hate bought ads on Oprano.
As you know, lots of GFYers and GFY noobs who don't know about grief between you and him visit Oprano and might join his program unknowingly.

1) should I tell them not to sign up for his proggy?

2) will you tell them not to sign up for his proggy?

3) should we both keep our mouth's shut and do business as usual and me send you 1/2 of Oprano's fees thus making IRONY out of the whole thing and keep everybody equaly happy/unhappy?

Please advice....

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 10:02 AM

Lens, haven't heard from you,
I couldn't wait any longer and pinned his announcement to the top of our board...

PLEASE, LMK what do you wanna do from here?

media · 11-12-2003, 10:03 AM

I like you serge, You got lots of sand and its about 80 grit! I hope we can all share a drink in Vegas.

Media

brand0n · 11-12-2003, 10:06 AM

media, hes not going to vegas. would u go somewhere where hundreds of people you called morons are going to be?

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by media
I like you serge, You got lots of sand and its about 80 grit! I hope we can all share a drink in Vegas.

Media

sorry, but we won't share drink in vegas for 2 reasons:

1) I won't be there

2) I always affraid to get drunk with people who like me, as I am affraid they can't help themselves and take advantage of me...
;-)))

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
media, hes not going to vegas. would u go somewhere where hundreds of people you called morons are going to be?

cock sucking' CRETIN....MILLIONS of people I called MORONS would GLADLY suck my cock if I gave them the chance...obviously this is going to be your FIRST show
;-)))

brand0n · 11-12-2003, 10:09 AM

um, no this is not my 1st show. this will be the 4th internext

so how bout you show up there serge? we can get together and tilt back a few

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
um, no this is not my 1st show. this will be the 4th internext

so how bout you show up there serge? we can get together and tilt back a few

I hate:
Vegas
webmasters
noise
loud music
public fucking

any good other reasons fro me to go?

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 10:17 AM

Look for me in Miami, it's only 40 mins from my house
;-))

see ya..if you still be inclined...

puresexnow · 11-12-2003, 10:19 AM

It'd be a great opportunity to spam your board to more people that don't give a rats ass

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by puresexnow
It'd be a great opportunity to spam your board to more people that don't give a rats ass

some people's solvency here is MORE than just rat's ass you are reffering to, youngster...

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 10:36 AM

You could always pull a Lensman on him....

Take his money....talk bad about him....then ban his ASS

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub
You could always pull a Lensman on him....

Take his money....talk bad about him....then ban his ASS

are you derranged??? I don't ban our sponsors, and neither does Lensman...

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

are you derranged??? I don't ban our sponsors, and neither does Lensman...

Your crazy as all your post

I dont remember the last guy name he did it 2 but it was like a day after he paid for his ad.

I am going to hold you down and butt fuck you one day

Fletch XXX · 11-12-2003, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

are you derranged??? I don't ban our sponsors, and neither does Lensman...

I believe a paying advertiser has in fact been banned at one time.

4Pics · 11-12-2003, 10:45 AM

FATPad · 11-12-2003, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

are you derranged??? I don't ban our sponsors, and neither does Lensman...

Actually, I think he did.

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub

I am going to hold you down and butt fuck you one day

NOW you talking! I thought I was the ONLY fag on GFY...

do you mind a soft 69 foreplay before that?

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Actually, I think he did.

hhmmm......I am surprised...I doubt though...
there is something in the law of equity called
"Fidicuary Duty"

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

hhmmm......I am surprised...I doubt though...
there is something in the law of equity called
"Fidicuary Duty"

They Banned Brad Shaw one time

Here is the last guy that got attacked
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=179307

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

NOW you talking! I thought I was the ONLY fag on GFY...

do you mind a soft 69 foreplay before that?

I am not a fag...

Would do it just for the picture to hang on my wall though

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub

They Banned Brad Shaw one time

Here is the last guy that got attacked
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=179307

well,
unlike me, Lensman is NOT married to a lawyer and has more leeway with his interpretation of the law
;-))

lucky him
;-)))

in this case you were right and I was wrong...

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub

I am not a fag...

Would do it just for the picture to hang on my wall though

oh no...your wall wouldn't be the only place this pic be hanging...

are you ready to be famous?????
;-)))

I CAN make you one
;-))))

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

well,
unlike me, Lensman is NOT married to a lawyer and has more leeway with his interpretation of the law
;-))

lucky him
;-)))

in this case you were right and I was wrong...

Fuck...I should have bet you money....before you knew

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub

Fuck...I should have bet you money....before you knew

excuse me,
you promissed me an ass fucking, so be it,
don't go back on your promisses,
be a REAL man!
;-)))))

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 11:16 AM

Lens, I take your silence as a sign that there is a chance you reconcile with P---dog and Love, Peace and order between you two will reign again....

- Jesus Christ - · 11-12-2003, 11:18 AM

Serge have you ever been to a psychologist?

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Serge have you ever been to a psychologist?

nope...but I enjoy weekly visits to my proctologist...I recomend you have colonoscopy on the monthly basis...would help you clear your shit alot...

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Look for me in Miami, it's only 40 mins from my house
;-))

see ya..if you still be inclined...

Are you South or North of Miami?

I always thought you was in Russia!

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub

Are you South or North of Miami?

I always thought you was in Russia!

Boca Raton.....the Spam Capital of the World
;-)))

when can I get my ass fucking?

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 11:23 AM

I always thought you was in Russia!
***********************************

it's actually
I always thought you WERE in Russia!

English is your second language too?

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
I always thought you was in Russia!
***********************************

it's actually
I always thought you WERE in Russia!

English is your second language too?

I speak hillbilly...kinda like ebonics for country people

Mike AI · 11-12-2003, 11:29 AM

Hey Media, I will take you up on that drink in Vegas....

Unlike Serge, I love Vegas.... and some webmasters!

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Hey Media, I will take you up on that drink in Vegas....

Unlike Serge, I love Vegas.... and some webmasters!

perve!

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub

I speak hillbilly...kinda like ebonics for country people

hmmm..you are the first hillbilly fag I'll ever meet....
should I shave my ass?

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Boca Raton.....the Spam Capital of the World
;-)))

when can I get my ass fucking?

Have you ever been to the swing clubs in Ft Lauderdale?

Shit you are the guy I need to talk to....plus your wife is a Florida lawyer....that only makes it better.

Rocky · 11-12-2003, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

I believe a paying advertiser has in fact been banned at one time.

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

hmmm..you are the first hillbilly fag I'll ever meet....
should I shave my ass?

Shaved or not....makes no difference to me

As long as I am the giver and not the taker

Loryn · 11-12-2003, 11:42 AM

I thought you were gay, you lived in Russia and English was your second language.

Damn I read that wrong.

So you are not gay, your wife is an attorney and you live in Ft. Lauderdale?

Okay either way seems cool. The first way made you sound more mysterious, the second way made you sound hip.

Anyway, the real reason for my post, is that really your penis in your sig? If so DAMN! How big is it when it's hard?

I mean that in the nicest most respectful way..............

Juicy D. Links · 11-12-2003, 11:45 AM

Serge

I got those depends diapers you wanted. I got a good deal from a wholesaler but you have to buy them in palletes Hit me up for the info

BTW they are the ultra flow ones

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub

Have you ever been to the swing clubs in Ft Lauderdale?

Shit you are the guy I need to talk to....plus your wife is a Florida lawyer....that only makes it better.

no, she is not, she doesn't practise in Florida or anywhere else,
she, like Tom Hogan, has only ONE client...me
;-))

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub

Shaved or not....makes no difference to me

As long as I am the giver and not the taker

would you mind if I tell everybody your penis size afterwards?

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I thought you were gay, you lived in Russia and English was your second language.

Damn I read that wrong.

So you are not gay, your wife is an attorney and you live in Ft. Lauderdale?

Okay either way seems cool. The first way made you sound more mysterious, the second way made you sound hip.

Anyway, the real reason for my post, is that really your penis in your sig? If so DAMN! How big is it when it's hard?

I mean that in the nicest most respectful way..............

I can only quote one of the GFY girls who summed it up best:
One is a stunt cock another is cock stunt
;-))))

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Serge

I got those depends diapers you wanted. I got a good deal from a wholesaler but you have to buy them in palletes Hit me up for the info

BTW they are the ultra flow ones

MORON, stick to your regular audience,
you are not ready for prime time yet....
fuck off, cazzo...

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

would you mind if I tell everybody your penis size afterwards?

Makes no difference to me...if you can still talk

Old hillbilly secret...rub chicken shit on it...makes it bigger

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

no, she is not, she doesn't practise in Florida or anywhere else,
she, like Tom Hogan, has only ONE client...me
;-))

Makes no difference to me if she has a regular office as long as she takes care of you and your business.

These swing clubs are pulling in close to 10 mil a year with a small getting started investment around 250 thoundsand. You get us started and I will be the fall guy

Keep you outta trouble lol

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub

Makes no difference to me...if you can still talk

Old hillbilly secret...rub chicken shit on it...makes it bigger

wow, but I'll make your balls even bigger!
I hate 'em small...
;-(((

PrivateEye · 11-12-2003, 12:01 PM

Your speechless now that I showed a picture of my cock...right?

Serge_Oprano · 11-12-2003, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub

Makes no difference to me if she has a regular office as long as she takes care of you and your business.

These swing clubs are pulling in close to 10 mil a year with a small getting started investment around 250 thoundsand. You get us started and I will be the fall guy

Keep you outta trouble lol

bullshit.....

Take Trapeze for example...

maximum occupancy is 250
(at the max of $75 per couple is 9375 per busiest nite...)

no liquor sales...

it's open 4 days a week, with most of the days 1/3 full at best...

safe to assume average week at 30k gross,
plus memberships sales at $250,000 a year...
for full around 2 mils tops gross...

whoever told you about 10 mils a year is "slightly" exaturates...
;-)))

Biggy2 · 11-12-2003, 12:07 PM

ahh, serge back to pissing on the boards..

remind me of the good ol' days

too bad there's no emotional attachment to the pissing, makes me miss the good ol' times

serge, you gonna bring back the "piss-o-meter".

11-12-2003, 09:34 AM	#1
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	Lens, I am in the predicament and I NEED your guidance One of the people you hate bought ads on Oprano. As you know, lots of GFYers and GFY noobs who don't know about grief between you and him visit Oprano and might join his program unknowingly. 1) should I tell them not to sign up for his proggy? 2) will you tell them not to sign up for his proggy? 3) should we both keep our mouth's shut and do business as usual and me send you 1/2 of Oprano's fees thus making IRONY out of the whole thing and keep everybody equaly happy/unhappy? Please advice....

11-12-2003, 10:03 AM	#3
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	I like you serge, You got lots of sand and its about 80 grit! I hope we can all share a drink in Vegas. Media __________________ I'm here for the violence!

11-12-2003, 10:06 AM	#4
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	media, hes not going to vegas. would u go somewhere where hundreds of people you called morons are going to be? __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

11-12-2003, 10:09 AM	#7
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	um, no this is not my 1st show. this will be the 4th internext so how bout you show up there serge? we can get together and tilt back a few __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

11-12-2003, 11:18 AM	#27
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11-12-2003, 10:02 AM	#2
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	Lens, haven't heard from you, I couldn't wait any longer and pinned his announcement to the top of our board... PLEASE, LMK what do you wanna do from here?

11-12-2003, 10:17 AM	#9
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	Look for me in Miami, it's only 40 mins from my house ;-)) see ya..if you still be inclined...

11-12-2003, 10:19 AM	#10
puresexnow Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 300	It'd be a great opportunity to spam your board to more people that don't give a rats ass

11-12-2003, 10:36 AM	#12
PrivateEye Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dirty South Posts: 1,784	You could always pull a Lensman on him.... Take his money....talk bad about him....then ban his ASS

11-12-2003, 10:45 AM	#16
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11-12-2003, 11:16 AM	#26
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	Lens, I take your silence as a sign that there is a chance you reconcile with P---dog and Love, Peace and order between you two will reign again....

11-12-2003, 11:23 AM	#31
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	I always thought you was in Russia! *********************************** it's actually I always thought you WERE in Russia! English is your second language too?

11-12-2003, 11:29 AM	#33
Mike AI Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Elysian Fields Posts: 3,624	Hey Media, I will take you up on that drink in Vegas.... Unlike Serge, I love Vegas.... and some webmasters! __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

11-12-2003, 11:42 AM	#39
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	I thought you were gay, you lived in Russia and English was your second language. Damn I read that wrong. So you are not gay, your wife is an attorney and you live in Ft. Lauderdale? Okay either way seems cool. The first way made you sound more mysterious, the second way made you sound hip. Anyway, the real reason for my post, is that really your penis in your sig? If so DAMN! How big is it when it's hard? I mean that in the nicest most respectful way.............. __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

11-12-2003, 11:45 AM	#40
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Serge I got those depends diapers you wanted. I got a good deal from a wholesaler but you have to buy them in palletes Hit me up for the info BTW they are the ultra flow ones

11-12-2003, 12:01 PM	#48
PrivateEye Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dirty South Posts: 1,784	Your speechless now that I showed a picture of my cock...right?

11-12-2003, 12:07 PM	#50
Biggy2 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,821	ahh, serge back to pissing on the boards.. remind me of the good ol' days too bad there's no emotional attachment to the pissing, makes me miss the good ol' times serge, you gonna bring back the "piss-o-meter".