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Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 09:34 AM

Lens, I am in the predicament and I NEED your guidance
 
One of the people you hate bought ads on Oprano.
As you know, lots of GFYers and GFY noobs who don't know about grief between you and him visit Oprano and might join his program unknowingly.

1) should I tell them not to sign up for his proggy?

2) will you tell them not to sign up for his proggy?

3) should we both keep our mouth's shut and do business as usual and me send you 1/2 of Oprano's fees thus making IRONY out of the whole thing and keep everybody equaly happy/unhappy?

Please advice....

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 10:02 AM

Lens, haven't heard from you,
I couldn't wait any longer and pinned his announcement to the top of our board...

PLEASE, LMK what do you wanna do from here?

media 11-12-2003 10:03 AM

I like you serge, You got lots of sand and its about 80 grit! I hope we can all share a drink in Vegas.

Media

brand0n 11-12-2003 10:06 AM

media, hes not going to vegas. would u go somewhere where hundreds of people you called morons are going to be?

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by media
I like you serge, You got lots of sand and its about 80 grit! I hope we can all share a drink in Vegas.

Media

sorry, but we won't share drink in vegas for 2 reasons:

1) I won't be there

2) I always affraid to get drunk with people who like me, as I am affraid they can't help themselves and take advantage of me...
;-)))

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
media, hes not going to vegas. would u go somewhere where hundreds of people you called morons are going to be?
cock sucking' CRETIN....MILLIONS of people I called MORONS would GLADLY suck my cock if I gave them the chance...obviously this is going to be your FIRST show
;-)))

brand0n 11-12-2003 10:09 AM

um, no this is not my 1st show. this will be the 4th internext

so how bout you show up there serge? we can get together and tilt back a few

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
um, no this is not my 1st show. this will be the 4th internext

so how bout you show up there serge? we can get together and tilt back a few

I hate:
Vegas
webmasters
noise
loud music
public fucking

any good other reasons fro me to go?

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 10:17 AM

Look for me in Miami, it's only 40 mins from my house
;-))

see ya..if you still be inclined...

puresexnow 11-12-2003 10:19 AM

It'd be a great opportunity to spam your board to more people that don't give a rats ass :thumbsup

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by puresexnow
It'd be a great opportunity to spam your board to more people that don't give a rats ass :thumbsup
some people's solvency here is MORE than just rat's ass you are reffering to, youngster...

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 10:36 AM

You could always pull a Lensman on him....

Take his money....talk bad about him....then ban his ASS :1orglaugh

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub
You could always pull a Lensman on him....

Take his money....talk bad about him....then ban his ASS :1orglaugh

are you derranged??? I don't ban our sponsors, and neither does Lensman...

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


are you derranged??? I don't ban our sponsors, and neither does Lensman...

Your crazy as all your post :1orglaugh

I dont remember the last guy name he did it 2 but it was like a day after he paid for his ad.

I am going to hold you down and butt fuck you one day :winkwink:

Fletch XXX 11-12-2003 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


are you derranged??? I don't ban our sponsors, and neither does Lensman...

I believe a paying advertiser has in fact been banned at one time.

4Pics 11-12-2003 10:45 AM

:glugglug

FATPad 11-12-2003 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


are you derranged??? I don't ban our sponsors, and neither does Lensman...

Actually, I think he did.

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


I am going to hold you down and butt fuck you one day :winkwink:

NOW you talking! I thought I was the ONLY fag on GFY...

do you mind a soft 69 foreplay before that?

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Actually, I think he did.
hhmmm......I am surprised...I doubt though...
there is something in the law of equity called
"Fidicuary Duty"

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


hhmmm......I am surprised...I doubt though...
there is something in the law of equity called
"Fidicuary Duty"

They Banned Brad Shaw one time :1orglaugh

Here is the last guy that got attacked
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=179307

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


NOW you talking! I thought I was the ONLY fag on GFY...

do you mind a soft 69 foreplay before that?

I am not a fag...

Would do it just for the picture to hang on my wall though :Graucho

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


They Banned Brad Shaw one time :1orglaugh

Here is the last guy that got attacked
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=179307

well,
unlike me, Lensman is NOT married to a lawyer and has more leeway with his interpretation of the law
;-))

lucky him
;-)))

in this case you were right and I was wrong...

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


I am not a fag...

Would do it just for the picture to hang on my wall though :Graucho

oh no...your wall wouldn't be the only place this pic be hanging...

are you ready to be famous?????
;-)))

I CAN make you one
;-))))

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


well,
unlike me, Lensman is NOT married to a lawyer and has more leeway with his interpretation of the law
;-))

lucky him
;-)))

in this case you were right and I was wrong...

Fuck...I should have bet you money....before you knew

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Fuck...I should have bet you money....before you knew

excuse me,
you promissed me an ass fucking, so be it,
don't go back on your promisses,
be a REAL man!
;-)))))

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:16 AM

Lens, I take your silence as a sign that there is a chance you reconcile with P---dog and Love, Peace and order between you two will reign again....

- Jesus Christ - 11-12-2003 11:18 AM

Serge have you ever been to a psychologist?

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Serge have you ever been to a psychologist?
nope...but I enjoy weekly visits to my proctologist...I recomend you have colonoscopy on the monthly basis...would help you clear your shit alot...

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Look for me in Miami, it's only 40 mins from my house
;-))

see ya..if you still be inclined...

Are you South or North of Miami?

I always thought you was in Russia!

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Are you South or North of Miami?

I always thought you was in Russia!

Boca Raton.....the Spam Capital of the World
;-)))

when can I get my ass fucking?

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:23 AM

I always thought you was in Russia!
***********************************

it's actually
I always thought you WERE in Russia!

English is your second language too?

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
I always thought you was in Russia!
***********************************

it's actually
I always thought you WERE in Russia!

English is your second language too?

I speak hillbilly...kinda like ebonics for country people

Mike AI 11-12-2003 11:29 AM

Hey Media, I will take you up on that drink in Vegas....

Unlike Serge, I love Vegas.... and some webmasters! :Graucho

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Hey Media, I will take you up on that drink in Vegas....

Unlike Serge, I love Vegas.... and some webmasters! :Graucho

perve!

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


I speak hillbilly...kinda like ebonics for country people

hmmm..you are the first hillbilly fag I'll ever meet....
should I shave my ass?

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


Boca Raton.....the Spam Capital of the World
;-)))

when can I get my ass fucking?

Have you ever been to the swing clubs in Ft Lauderdale?

Shit you are the guy I need to talk to....plus your wife is a Florida lawyer....that only makes it better.

Rocky 11-12-2003 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


I believe a paying advertiser has in fact been banned at one time.

:(

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


hmmm..you are the first hillbilly fag I'll ever meet....
should I shave my ass?

Shaved or not....makes no difference to me :1orglaugh

As long as I am the giver and not the taker

Loryn 11-12-2003 11:42 AM

I thought you were gay, you lived in Russia and English was your second language.

Damn I read that wrong. :1orglaugh

So you are not gay, your wife is an attorney and you live in Ft. Lauderdale?

Okay either way seems cool. The first way made you sound more mysterious, the second way made you sound hip.

Anyway, the real reason for my post, is that really your penis in your sig? If so DAMN! How big is it when it's hard?

I mean that in the nicest most respectful way..............:)

Juicy D. Links 11-12-2003 11:45 AM

Serge

I got those depends diapers you wanted. I got a good deal from a wholesaler but you have to buy them in palletes Hit me up for the info

BTW they are the ultra flow ones

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Have you ever been to the swing clubs in Ft Lauderdale?

Shit you are the guy I need to talk to....plus your wife is a Florida lawyer....that only makes it better.

no, she is not, she doesn't practise in Florida or anywhere else,
she, like Tom Hogan, has only ONE client...me
;-))

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Shaved or not....makes no difference to me :1orglaugh

As long as I am the giver and not the taker

would you mind if I tell everybody your penis size afterwards?

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I thought you were gay, you lived in Russia and English was your second language.

Damn I read that wrong. :1orglaugh

So you are not gay, your wife is an attorney and you live in Ft. Lauderdale?

Okay either way seems cool. The first way made you sound more mysterious, the second way made you sound hip.

Anyway, the real reason for my post, is that really your penis in your sig? If so DAMN! How big is it when it's hard?

I mean that in the nicest most respectful way..............:)

I can only quote one of the GFY girls who summed it up best:
One is a stunt cock another is cock stunt
;-))))

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Serge

I got those depends diapers you wanted. I got a good deal from a wholesaler but you have to buy them in palletes Hit me up for the info

BTW they are the ultra flow ones

MORON, stick to your regular audience,
you are not ready for prime time yet....
fuck off, cazzo...

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


would you mind if I tell everybody your penis size afterwards?

Makes no difference to me...if you can still talk :1orglaugh

http://www.deeprub.net/troysdick.jpg

Old hillbilly secret...rub chicken shit on it...makes it bigger

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


no, she is not, she doesn't practise in Florida or anywhere else,
she, like Tom Hogan, has only ONE client...me
;-))

Makes no difference to me if she has a regular office as long as she takes care of you and your business.

These swing clubs are pulling in close to 10 mil a year with a small getting started investment around 250 thoundsand. You get us started and I will be the fall guy :winkwink:

Keep you outta trouble lol

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Makes no difference to me...if you can still talk :1orglaugh

http://www.deeprub.net/troysdick.jpg

Old hillbilly secret...rub chicken shit on it...makes it bigger


wow, but I'll make your balls even bigger!
I hate 'em small...
;-(((


http://imagenes.yonkis.com/3110200303331.jpg

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 12:01 PM

Your speechless now that I showed a picture of my cock...right?

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Makes no difference to me if she has a regular office as long as she takes care of you and your business.

These swing clubs are pulling in close to 10 mil a year with a small getting started investment around 250 thoundsand. You get us started and I will be the fall guy :winkwink:

Keep you outta trouble lol

bullshit.....

Take Trapeze for example...

maximum occupancy is 250
(at the max of $75 per couple is 9375 per busiest nite...)

no liquor sales...

it's open 4 days a week, with most of the days 1/3 full at best...

safe to assume average week at 30k gross,
plus memberships sales at $250,000 a year...
for full around 2 mils tops gross...

whoever told you about 10 mils a year is "slightly" exaturates...
;-)))

Biggy2 11-12-2003 12:07 PM

ahh, serge back to pissing on the boards..

remind me of the good ol' days :)

too bad there's no emotional attachment to the pissing, makes me miss the good ol' times

serge, you gonna bring back the "piss-o-meter".


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