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Juicy D. Links · 11-10-2003, 07:18 PM

Ok Me , Mr Izzz and this other friend of ours are going to Vegas,

The third guy we shall call "Greasy"

Ok we need to get greasy in compromising situtation so we can take a photo of it and send it to his girl.

We need some ideas of what to do.....

Give me your suggestions...........

BTW i am bringing my Makita Drill and drilling a glory hole in the suite so any ladies want some guido cock be sure to look for the glory hole

doober · 11-10-2003, 07:28 PM

pay a hooker to blow him through the glory hole and take pix from both sides to make a nice collage...

Hindsight · 11-10-2003, 07:30 PM

I dunno about compromising situation... but here's one we did to our boy in Tenerife:

Basically he was out of his fucking mind, totally battered and there was this fag at the club that we were taking this piss out of. Anyway, later that night he slinked out to start puking up and shit and we found him back in the hotel room unconcious later on. We took a condom and spat in it then flipped coins to see who would poke it up his asshole with a toothbrush.

The next morning he must have found it hanging out.

And he couldnt remember shit..

We were like "Gav mate, what the fuck were you doing with that gay dude last night? we saw him talking to you loads and then you left with him"

LMFAO

To this day he still doesnt know the truth!!

So do that instead.

Brad-Wishing · 11-10-2003, 07:33 PM

That story .... took a lot of creativity

Good job!

Peter Romero · 11-10-2003, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight
I dunno about compromising situation... but here's one we did to our boy in Tenerife:

Basically he was out of his fucking mind, totally battered and there was this fag at the club that we were taking this piss out of. Anyway, later that night he slinked out to start puking up and shit and we found him back in the hotel room unconcious later on. We took a condom and spat in it then flipped coins to see who would poke it up his asshole with a toothbrush.

The next morning he must have found it hanging out.

And he couldnt remember shit..

We were like "Gav mate, what the fuck were you doing with that gay dude last night? we saw him talking to you loads and then you left with him"

LMFAO

To this day he still doesnt know the truth!!

So do that instead.

BAHAHA!!!

You gotta send him the link to this thread and save what is left of his manhood!

Gemini · 11-10-2003, 07:58 PM

This one isn't as bad as the condom thing but here you go... the hubby used to do freelance work for a contractor when the guy had out of town work and no crew to send on it.

One time the guy showed up to "help" (he never worked tho) and b*tched at the old man for sitting in the bar every night and drinking beer. Not much to do 500 miles from home in a winter time vacation spot in the fall eh? Anyhow he made friends with a local call girl so they'd sit and talk.

This contractor cried every day about that too.

Soooo one night they hatched a plan. This guy would always shower as soon as they got back to the motel. So the callgirl got the manager to give her the guys room key. She put on a long coat and nothing else. Went into the room and waited while the shower was going. She opened the curtains to where the hubbys crew stood waiting out of sight.

When the guy came out of the bathroom he was naked. The girl steps out in his view from the alcove and drops her coat..., his jaw drops and camera flashes started going off...

The guy gawks for a minute and the goes for the door cussing... oops... they had tied an extension cord from the door handle to the balcony railing and they all scattered laughing their *sses off.

The hubby went back a few minutes later and took the cord off and denied that he knew what had happened. lol So the girl 'escaped'. But the guy was told he realllly should come back home and get out of the guys that really worked for a livings way. Which he did,

To this day the guy cusses the old man every time we see him and asks where the pictures are. lmao We have some of them too.

But the real kicker was, the hubby and this guys wife went to school together and she knew about it (phone call that night)

So every time she isn't getting her way (10+ yrs later) she will say that so and so called (my old man) and wants to show her something... She gets her way in order to just not bother with that nutcase... The guy will bend over backwards doing ANYthing she wants to keep her occupied for a few days until she "forgets" the call. lol

PrivateEye · 11-10-2003, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
BTW i am bringing my Makita Drill and drilling a glory hole in the suite so any ladies want some guido cock be sure to look for the glory hole

I think in your search about glory holes...you might have missed something

I think they where mostly surrounding the gay community

Your inner child might be telling you something.

11-10-2003, 07:18 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	All evil minded, sneeky, jokers and pranksters read this Ok Me , Mr Izzz and this other friend of ours are going to Vegas, The third guy we shall call "Greasy" Ok we need to get greasy in compromising situtation so we can take a photo of it and send it to his girl. We need some ideas of what to do..... Give me your suggestions........... BTW i am bringing my Makita Drill and drilling a glory hole in the suite so any ladies want some guido cock be sure to look for the glory hole

11-10-2003, 07:33 PM	#4
Brad-Wishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,415	That story .... took a lot of creativity Good job! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

11-10-2003, 07:58 PM	#6
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	This one isn't as bad as the condom thing but here you go... the hubby used to do freelance work for a contractor when the guy had out of town work and no crew to send on it. One time the guy showed up to "help" (he never worked tho) and btched at the old man for sitting in the bar every night and drinking beer. Not much to do 500 miles from home in a winter time vacation spot in the fall eh? Anyhow he made friends with a local call girl so they'd sit and talk. This contractor cried every day about that too. Soooo one night they hatched a plan. This guy would always shower as soon as they got back to the motel. So the callgirl got the manager to give her the guys room key. She put on a long coat and nothing else. Went into the room and waited while the shower was going. She opened the curtains to where the hubbys crew stood waiting out of sight. When the guy came out of the bathroom he was naked. The girl steps out in his view from the alcove and drops her coat..., his jaw drops and camera flashes started going off... The guy gawks for a minute and the goes for the door cussing... oops... they had tied an extension cord from the door handle to the balcony railing and they all scattered laughing their sses off. The hubby went back a few minutes later and took the cord off and denied that he knew what had happened. lol So the girl 'escaped'. But the guy was told he realllly should come back home and get out of the guys that really worked for a livings way. Which he did, To this day the guy cusses the old man every time we see him and asks where the pictures are. lmao We have some of them too. But the real kicker was, the hubby and this guys wife went to school together and she knew about it (phone call that night) So every time she isn't getting her way (10+ yrs later) she will say that so and so called (my old man) and wants to show her something... She gets her way in order to just not bother with that nutcase... The guy will bend over backwards doing ANYthing she wants to keep her occupied for a few days until she "forgets" the call. lol __________________ <center><a target="_blank" href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac"><img border="0" src="http://216.130.172.224/gfy/gsig.gif" width="490" height="100"></a><br><a href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac" target="_blank"><b><font face="Arial"><font color="#FF99FF"> Buy me away from Slavedriver Smokey!<br>It's May Sig Sweeps!<font></b></center>

11-10-2003, 07:28 PM	#2
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11-10-2003, 07:30 PM	#3
Hindsight Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Perugia, Italy - Often in Exeter, England Posts: 815	I dunno about compromising situation... but here's one we did to our boy in Tenerife: Basically he was out of his fucking mind, totally battered and there was this fag at the club that we were taking this piss out of. Anyway, later that night he slinked out to start puking up and shit and we found him back in the hotel room unconcious later on. We took a condom and spat in it then flipped coins to see who would poke it up his asshole with a toothbrush. The next morning he must have found it hanging out. And he couldnt remember shit.. We were like "Gav mate, what the fuck were you doing with that gay dude last night? we saw him talking to you loads and then you left with him" LMFAO To this day he still doesnt know the truth!! So do that instead.