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Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2003, 06:01 PM

Anybody try that shit?

The fucking questionairre is like pages longggggggggggg

There better be some nice bush at the end

Brad-Wishing · 11-09-2003, 06:02 PM

E say what now? Sorry I am lost.

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2003, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
E say what now? Sorry I am lost.

eharmony.com

I heard about it on the radio

Maybe it can find me asexy guidette as sexy and succulent as i am

candyflip · 11-09-2003, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Anybody try that shit?

The fucking questionairre is like pages longggggggggggg

There better be some nice bush at the end

Yeah...then you get to the end of the questionaire and find out that it costs $60 a month to use their service.

BVF · 11-09-2003, 06:18 PM

the first page was long enough....when I got to ANOTHER page with a bunch of shit on it and the status bar said that I was only 7% complete, I said fuck it....

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2003, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
the first page was long enough....when I got to ANOTHER page with a bunch of shit on it and the status bar said that I was only 7% complete, I said fuck it....

I am on 85 percent now

For all this effort i should at least get a free lap dance voucher at a titty club

MrIzzz · 11-09-2003, 06:22 PM

yo juice i'll hook you up with a bunch of columbian hookers from corona.................it'll take less time then that form

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2003, 06:22 PM

Rate the following words as to how each one describes your physical appearance. Use the following rating scale for each item.

7. Sexy i chose very sexy

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2003, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
yo juice i'll hook you up with a bunch of columbian hookers from corona.................it'll take less time then that form

I already give you my seconds and leftovers yo , how does it feel knowing the juice has had it before you

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2003, 06:24 PM

How much do you smoke? Never
Rarely (a few times a year)
Seldom (about once a month)
Occasionally (about once a week)
Regularly (several times a week)
Daily (once or twice a day)
Heavily (many times a day)
Like a fucking chimney <<<< thats me

MrIzzz · 11-09-2003, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

I already give you my seconds and leftovers yo , how does it feel knowing the juice has had it before you

thats gross man, i didn't know that u were banging ur own mom....i've been having her for years

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2003, 06:27 PM

WTF is this shit????????????/

At this time, we are not able to identify a match for you. We require that any match we provide be highly compatible with your values, beliefs and attitudes. This standard means that thousands of eHarmony users are often not matched right away.

I'm sure this is disappointing for you, but let me assure you again that:
Our goal is to provide you with 10 to 25 compatible matches within the next twelve months.
The matches we provide have been thoroughly analyzed on the basis of our stringent criteria. You can be assured that any match you receive is well worth your efforts to communicate with them.

OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

Brad-Wishing · 11-09-2003, 06:29 PM

It's fact. There is no one out there quite like you. You should be proud more than anything.

drunkdollars · 11-09-2003, 06:31 PM

Its a Christian dating site what did you expect ? LOL

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2003, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars
Its a Christian dating site what did you expect ? LOL

Fuck man , you should have told me before i spent 30 min filling out the questions

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2003, 06:38 PM

quiet · 11-09-2003, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars
Its a Christian dating site what did you expect ? LOL

seriously?

MrIzzz · 11-09-2003, 06:42 PM

hahahahahahaha the last thing you need in your life is a good christian girl

candyflip · 11-09-2003, 06:47 PM

Don't worry Juicy...they'll be bombing your email with matches in the next few days. That's just how it works. I got the same "NO MATCHES" screen the first time too. Now they send me about 5 matches each day.

Still not shelling out $60 for a dating site.

drunkdollars · 11-09-2003, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

seriously?

Yes.

http://home.christianity.com/relationships/51248.html

Is There One Perfect Person for You?
Ministry : eharmony.com
Speaker : Dr. Neil Clark Warren
Rating : Rate this message >

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Dealer · 11-09-2003, 07:27 PM

Try JDATE.com, the girls are really easy to bag, just make sure you have some moustache trimmers handy when you meet them.

Brad-Wishing · 11-09-2003, 07:42 PM

The only dating site I ever paid for was lavalife. And I met a girlfriend on there that I was with for 6 months.

JerseyPuma · 11-09-2003, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dealer
Try JDATE.com, the girls are really easy to bag, just make sure you have some moustache trimmers handy when you meet them.

Being from south florida like yourself I can say that your post was right on...just dont expect any sex should you ever marry any girls you meet on there.

drunkdollars · 11-10-2003, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

Fuck man , you should have told me before i spent 30 min filling out the questions

Sorry was late on the read

JDog · 11-10-2003, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

eharmony.com

I heard about it on the radio

Maybe it can find me asexy guidette as sexy and succulent as i am

That's all over the comercials over here! Tell me how it works out!

jDoG

11-09-2003, 06:01 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	E Harmony Anybody try that shit? The fucking questionairre is like pages longggggggggggg There better be some nice bush at the end

11-09-2003, 06:02 PM	#2
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11-09-2003, 06:18 PM	#5
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11-09-2003, 06:22 PM	#7
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11-09-2003, 06:29 PM	#13
Brad-Wishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,415	It's fact. There is no one out there quite like you. You should be proud more than anything. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

11-09-2003, 06:24 PM	#10
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	How much do you smoke? Never Rarely (a few times a year) Seldom (about once a month) Occasionally (about once a week) Regularly (several times a week) Daily (once or twice a day) Heavily (many times a day) Like a fucking chimney <<<< thats me

11-09-2003, 06:27 PM	#12
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	WTF is this shit????????????/ At this time, we are not able to identify a match for you. We require that any match we provide be highly compatible with your values, beliefs and attitudes. This standard means that thousands of eHarmony users are often not matched right away. I'm sure this is disappointing for you, but let me assure you again that: Our goal is to provide you with 10 to 25 compatible matches within the next twelve months. The matches we provide have been thoroughly analyzed on the basis of our stringent criteria. You can be assured that any match you receive is well worth your efforts to communicate with them. OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

11-09-2003, 06:31 PM	#14
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11-09-2003, 06:38 PM	#16
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11-09-2003, 06:42 PM	#18
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11-09-2003, 06:47 PM	#19
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,066	Don't worry Juicy...they'll be bombing your email with matches in the next few days. That's just how it works. I got the same "NO MATCHES" screen the first time too. Now they send me about 5 matches each day. Still not shelling out $60 for a dating site. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

11-09-2003, 07:27 PM	#21
Dealer Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Aventura FL Posts: 140	Try JDATE.com, the girls are really easy to bag, just make sure you have some moustache trimmers handy when you meet them.

11-09-2003, 07:42 PM	#22
Brad-Wishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,415	The only dating site I ever paid for was lavalife. And I met a girlfriend on there that I was with for 6 months. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.