E Harmony
 

Anybody try that shit?

The fucking questionairre is like pages longggggggggggg

There better be some nice bush at the end :Graucho

E say what now? Sorry I am lost.

eharmony.com

I heard about it on the radio

Maybe it can find me asexy guidette as sexy and succulent as i am

Yeah...then you get to the end of the questionaire and find out that it costs $60 a month to use their service.

the first page was long enough....when I got to ANOTHER page with a bunch of shit on it and the status bar said that I was only 7% complete, I said fuck it....

I am on 85 percent now

For all this effort i should at least get a free lap dance voucher at a titty club

yo juice i'll hook you up with a bunch of columbian hookers from corona.................it'll take less time then that form

Rate the following words as to how each one describes your physical appearance. Use the following rating scale for each item.

7. Sexy i chose very sexy
:Graucho

I already give you my seconds and leftovers yo , how does it feel knowing the juice has had it before you :Graucho

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Like a fucking chimney <<<< thats me

thats gross man, i didn't know that u were banging ur own mom....i've been having her for years:1orglaugh

WTF is this shit????????????/



At this time, we are not able to identify a match for you. We require that any match we provide be highly compatible with your values, beliefs and attitudes. This standard means that thousands of eHarmony users are often not matched right away.


I'm sure this is disappointing for you, but let me assure you again that:
Our goal is to provide you with 10 to 25 compatible matches within the next twelve months.
The matches we provide have been thoroughly analyzed on the basis of our stringent criteria. You can be assured that any match you receive is well worth your efforts to communicate with them.


OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

It's fact. There is no one out there quite like you. You should be proud more than anything.

Its a Christian dating site what did you expect ? LOL

Fuck man , you should have told me before i spent 30 min filling out the questions :1orglaugh

seriously?

hahahahahahaha the last thing you need in your life is a good christian girl

Don't worry Juicy...they'll be bombing your email with matches in the next few days. That's just how it works. I got the same "NO MATCHES" screen the first time too. Now they send me about 5 matches each day.

Still not shelling out $60 for a dating site.

Yes.


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Try JDATE.com, the girls are really easy to bag, just make sure you have some moustache trimmers handy when you meet them.

The only dating site I ever paid for was lavalife. And I met a girlfriend on there that I was with for 6 months.

:1orglaugh
Being from south florida like yourself I can say that your post was right on...just dont expect any sex should you ever marry any girls you meet on there.

Sorry was late on the read

That's all over the comercials over here! Tell me how it works out! :Graucho

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