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Veruca Salt - Aurora
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There can be only one
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Koa'uka - Don't Expect Me To Be Your Friend
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Crazy Town - Butterfly
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Just finished: Jay-Z - This cant be life now on Tupac - Dear Mama
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Taking A Phone Call In Her Bedroom, A Woman Replies, "That's Ok Honey. No Problem. I Hope You Have A Good Time. See You Later." Then She Puts Down The Receiver.<br>"Who Was That?" Asks The Man Lying Besides Her In Bed.<br>"My Husband," She Replies.<br>"What Did He Want?"<br>"Nothing, He Said He Would Be Home Late Tonight. He's Somewhere Shooting Pool With You And Some Other Colleagues."
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A Man Goes To The Doctor And Says, "I Have This Problem With Gas, But It Really Doesn't Bother Me Too Much. They Never Smell And Are Always Silent. As A Matter Of Fact I've Farted At Least 20 Times Since I've Been In Your Office."<br>The Doctor Says, "I See. Take These Pills And Come Back To See Me Next Week."<br>The Next Week The Man Comes Back. "Doctor," He Says, "I Don't Know What The Hell You Gave Me, But Now My Farts, Although Still Silent, Stink Terribly."<br>"Good," The Doctor Said. "Now That We've Cleared Up Your Sinuses, Let's Work On Your Hearing."
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The Lone Ranger And Tonto Were Riding On The Range One Day. The Two Came To A Stop, Where Tonto Jumped Off His Horse And Put His Head On The Ground To Listen To See If Anyone Was Coming.After A Few Seconds He Rose And Said "Buffalo Come."<br>The Lone Ranger Was Amazed And Proclaimed "Damn You Indians Are Smart, How The Hell Did You Know There Were Buffaloes Coming?"<br>Tonto Replied, "Face Sticky."
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#212 |
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Gay-boy.
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Scat Pusher
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#214 |
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Aahhahahahah
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Four Women Are Sitting Around After A Card Party. They Start Complaining About Their Sex Lives. The First Woman Moans, "My Husband Is A Musician. All He Wants To Do Is Sing To It."<br>The Second Woman Moans, "My Husband Is A Doctor. All He Wants To Do Is Examine It."<br>The Third Woman Moans, "My Husband Is A Psychiatrist. All He Wants To Do Is Talk About It."<br>With A Big Grin On Her Face, The Fourth Woman Says, "My Husband's A Mechanic. On Our Wedding Night He Tore Hell Out Of It, And He Has Been Working On It Ever Since."
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Heheheheheheh
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inigo kennedy live @ shockwave
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#218 |
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Lenslicker
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Dogfucker.
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#221 |
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Pothead.
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Shitball...
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#223 |
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The Most Recent Survey About Women Showed That 10 Percent Of The Men Interviewed Liked Women With Thin Legs. Another 15 Percent Preferred Muscular Legs. The Rest Liked Something In-between.
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hilarious...
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Do you think your life is bad? Just think how bad the life of an egg is:<br>You only get laid once, you only get eaten once, it takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft, you have to share a box with 11 other guys, and the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
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Shitball!!!
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#227 |
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#228 |
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Heheheheheheh
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I Have Talked To Some People Here And We All Agree That You Are A Fucking Horsedick-eater!!!
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#230 |
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I Love You...
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#231 |
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Lol.
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And...?
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#233 |
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Lol.
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That's Just Awful.
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The Cops Raided The Local Brothel And Had All The Girls Standing In Line Waiting To Enter The Paddy Wagon.<br>A Little Old Lady Walked Up And Asked One Of The Girls What The Line Was For. She Indicated They Were Giving Out Lollipops. The Little Old Lady Liked Lollipops So She Got In Line Too.<br>When She Got Up To The Paddy Wagon Door, A Cop Said, "Hey Grandma, Aren't You A Little Old To Be Doing This?" She Replied, "As Long As They Keep Making Them, I'll Keep Sucking Them."
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A Guy Goes To The Doctor And Discreetly Lets Him In On His Problem; An Orange Penis.<br>The Doctor Takes A Look And Says, "I've Never Seen Anything Like This Before. We'll Have To Run Some Tests To See What The Problem Might Be. Do You Have Any Idea As To What Could Have Been The Cause Of This?"<br>The Guy Answers, "No. In Fact, During The Last Couple Of Months I Haven't Done Anything Except Sitting Around The House Watching Pornfilms And Eating Cheetos."
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A Childless Couple Wanted Artificial Insemination, And A Nurse In The Insemination Clinic Asked The Woman To Undress From The Waist Down, Get On The Table And Place Her Feet In The Stirrups. She Was Feeling Rather Awkward About The Entire Procedure When The Doctor Came In. Her Anxiety Was Not Diminished By The Sight Of Him Pulling Down His Pants.<br>"Wait A Minute!" The Woman Yelped, "What The Hell Is Going On Here?"<br>"Don't You Want To Get Pregnant?" The Doctor Asked.<br>The Woman Answered, "Well, Yes, I Do."<br>"Then Lie Back And Spread 'em," The Doctor Responded, "We're All Out Of The Bottled Stuff, So You'll Have To Settle For What's On Tap."
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RHCP - Californication
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PJ Harvey - Catherine.
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Heh...
Shine on your crazy diamond
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Smoke on the water
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Satisfaction...
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Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal
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System of a Down - Streamline
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Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
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Limp Bizkit - Take A Look Around
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