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HighRoller · 11-04-2003, 04:34 PM

First make these email rules

no email containing the word

valium that should get rid of maybe 50%

get rid of the word viagra

that should get rid of 20%

get rid of the word xenical that should get rid of 10%

get rid of 'small digital camera' that should get rid of 3%

Did I miss any?

harvey · 11-04-2003, 04:45 PM

use Netscape 95%

hyatla · 11-04-2003, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by harvey
use Netscape 95%

Why?

tootie · 11-04-2003, 04:49 PM

Yeah, you missed mortgage, credit repair and penis enlargement.

klik · 11-04-2003, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by harvey
use Netscape 95%

you couldnt possibly mean netscape.net email addresses?
they have absolutely no spam blocking filters at all.
i get more spam to my netscape address than i get anywhere else.

wargames · 11-04-2003, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighRoller
First make these email rules

no email containing the word

valium that should get rid of maybe 50%

get rid of the word viagra

that should get rid of 20%

get rid of the word xenical that should get rid of 10%

get rid of 'small digital camera' that should get rid of 3%

Did I miss any?

it just might work

CAHEK · 11-04-2003, 04:56 PM

u forgot about words "sex" and "free"

skillfull · 11-04-2003, 04:58 PM

bah use spamassassin :P

triumph · 11-04-2003, 05:07 PM

You missed the most important one!

penis enlargement

OY · 11-04-2003, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CAHEK
u forgot about words "sex" and "free"

Uhhh - If you actually work in this industry and not only post on boards, then maybe, just maybe, you will get the word "sex" in your e-mail from an associate.

Or am I completely off here?

Otherwise than that this thread was quite good. All words applied.

Tuga · 11-04-2003, 05:12 PM

Get rid of the word Microsoft

CAHEK · 11-04-2003, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein

Uhhh - If you actually work in this industry and not only post on boards, then maybe, just maybe, you will get the word "sex" in your e-mail from an associate.

Or am I completely off here?

Otherwise than that this thread was quite good. All words applied.

Way to much animal and bestuality porn in my mail. With IMAGES

BrentD · 11-04-2003, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skillfull
bah use spamassassin :P

I use spamassasian and dfang as well as an outlook plugin called spambully and I still get 300+ spams a day.

Fucking 2zzyy5509078hvhhvb@ bullshit and then the next one comes from 787676gmafgag986986@ and on and on, the only true way to kill spam is to block *@yahoo.com, *@msn.com, *@hotmail.com, *@icq.com and you will have 99.9% of your email spams blocked, but your customers might get pissed off because you never answer them LOL.

partytime · 11-04-2003, 05:34 PM

You never know when you might need some valium and a small digital camera to take a picture of the result.

partytime · 11-04-2003, 05:36 PM

I meant Viagra, but valium. There goes the joke.

harvey · 11-04-2003, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik

you couldnt possibly mean netscape.net email addresses?
they have absolutely no spam blocking filters at all.
i get more spam to my netscape address than i get anywhere else.

nope. Netscape new mail client comes with an "smart" spam blocker (it learns from the criteria you use to block spam)

KRL · 11-04-2003, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighRoller
First make these email rules

no email containing the word

valium that should get rid of maybe 50%

get rid of the word viagra

that should get rid of 20%

get rid of the word xenical that should get rid of 10%

get rid of 'small digital camera' that should get rid of 3%

Did I miss any?

You forgot the latest one. Vicodin. Not sure on the spelling. I'm getting a ton of those.

MetaformX · 11-04-2003, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by harvey
use Netscape 95%

funny, but don't work

brand0n · 11-04-2003, 06:48 PM

i love the spam i get, i always check out what people are selling to make sure im with the trends

tootie · 11-04-2003, 07:17 PM

I was getting spam to my e-mail that I had only ever used to sign up to ONE opt-in list. They claimed they wouldn't sell my info but the next thing you know I was getting 60+ spams a day! So I changed e-mail addresses and suddenly I'm getting spam to my NEW e-mail, which I haven't used to sign up for ANYTHING.

I also installed Spam Inspector (recommended on spamcop.com) and it COMPLETELY screwed up my system. I uninstalled it and my e-mail wouldn't work anymore so I had to reinstall the stupid crap just to get my e-mail and now my IE locks up everytime I click a link to an external site. I have to copy and paste EVERY LINK now. They are going to FORCE me to pay for it if I want to keep getting my e-mail.

Slick · 11-04-2003, 07:51 PM

I have Norton Internet Security 2004 and it's beautiful because it has a new spam addition that works with Outlook that'll put all potential spam mails into another box within Outlook, you still have to dig through them, but when most of the spam is in there, it makes your inbox feel a lot cleaner.

jimmyf · 11-04-2003, 08:04 PM

Fuck spam and Fuck spammers may they die a painful death

Lane · 11-04-2003, 08:51 PM

smart spammers make small modifications too all those keywords in the emails

MetaformX · 11-04-2003, 09:07 PM

email sucks anyways, I only use the postal system now to communicate with the outside world

MetaformX · 11-04-2003, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
email sucks anyways, I only use the postal system now to communicate with the outside world

And hand signals...almost forgot

BrentD · 11-04-2003, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I was getting spam to my e-mail that I had only ever used to sign up to ONE opt-in list. They claimed they wouldn't sell my info but the next thing you know I was getting 60+ spams a day! So I changed e-mail addresses and suddenly I'm getting spam to my NEW e-mail, which I haven't used to sign up for ANYTHING.

I also installed Spam Inspector (recommended on spamcop.com) and it COMPLETELY screwed up my system. I uninstalled it and my e-mail wouldn't work anymore so I had to reinstall the stupid crap just to get my e-mail and now my IE locks up everytime I click a link to an external site. I have to copy and paste EVERY LINK now. They are going to FORCE me to pay for it if I want to keep getting my e-mail.

Two comments for you hon:

fdisk

format c: /s

All problems gone

BrentD · 11-04-2003, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
smart spammers make small modifications too all those keywords in the emails

YEP! Latest one V1c0d1n

BrentD · 11-04-2003, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX

And hand signals...almost forgot

I use two cups and a really fucking long string

11-04-2003, 04:34 PM	#1
HighRoller Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MN Posts: 1,037	Get rid of most SPAM in your inbox! First make these email rules no email containing the word valium that should get rid of maybe 50% get rid of the word viagra that should get rid of 20% get rid of the word xenical that should get rid of 10% get rid of 'small digital camera' that should get rid of 3% Did I miss any?

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