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HighRoller 11-04-2003 04:34 PM

Get rid of most SPAM in your inbox!
 
First make these email rules

no email containing the word

valium that should get rid of maybe 50%

get rid of the word viagra

that should get rid of 20%

get rid of the word xenical that should get rid of 10%

get rid of 'small digital camera' that should get rid of 3%

Did I miss any?:thumbsup

harvey 11-04-2003 04:45 PM

use Netscape 95% :winkwink:

hyatla 11-04-2003 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by harvey
use Netscape 95% :winkwink:
Why?

tootie 11-04-2003 04:49 PM

Yeah, you missed mortgage, credit repair and penis enlargement. :)

klik 11-04-2003 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by harvey
use Netscape 95% :winkwink:
you couldnt possibly mean netscape.net email addresses?
they have absolutely no spam blocking filters at all.
i get more spam to my netscape address than i get anywhere else.

wargames 11-04-2003 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighRoller
First make these email rules

no email containing the word

valium that should get rid of maybe 50%

get rid of the word viagra

that should get rid of 20%

get rid of the word xenical that should get rid of 10%

get rid of 'small digital camera' that should get rid of 3%

Did I miss any?:thumbsup

:1orglaugh it just might work :thumbsup

CAHEK 11-04-2003 04:56 PM

u forgot about words "sex" and "free"

skillfull 11-04-2003 04:58 PM

bah use spamassassin :P

triumph 11-04-2003 05:07 PM

You missed the most important one!

penis enlargement

OY 11-04-2003 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CAHEK
u forgot about words "sex" and "free"
Uhhh - If you actually work in this industry and not only post on boards, then maybe, just maybe, you will get the word "sex" in your e-mail from an associate.

Or am I completely off here?

:1orglaugh

Otherwise than that this thread was quite good. All words applied.

Tuga 11-04-2003 05:12 PM

Get rid of the word Microsoft :BangBang:

CAHEK 11-04-2003 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein


Uhhh - If you actually work in this industry and not only post on boards, then maybe, just maybe, you will get the word "sex" in your e-mail from an associate.

Or am I completely off here?

:1orglaugh

Otherwise than that this thread was quite good. All words applied.

Way to much animal and bestuality porn in my mail. With IMAGES

:mad:

BrentD 11-04-2003 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skillfull
bah use spamassassin :P
I use spamassasian and dfang as well as an outlook plugin called spambully and I still get 300+ spams a day.

Fucking 2zzyy5509078hvhhvb@ bullshit and then the next one comes from 787676gmafgag986986@ and on and on, the only true way to kill spam is to block *@yahoo.com, *@msn.com, *@hotmail.com, *@icq.com and you will have 99.9% of your email spams blocked, but your customers might get pissed off because you never answer them LOL.

partytime 11-04-2003 05:34 PM

You never know when you might need some valium and a small digital camera to take a picture of the result. :1orglaugh

partytime 11-04-2003 05:36 PM

I meant Viagra, but valium. There goes the joke. :(

harvey 11-04-2003 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik


you couldnt possibly mean netscape.net email addresses?
they have absolutely no spam blocking filters at all.
i get more spam to my netscape address than i get anywhere else.

nope. Netscape new mail client comes with an "smart" spam blocker (it learns from the criteria you use to block spam) :thumbsup

KRL 11-04-2003 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighRoller
First make these email rules

no email containing the word

valium that should get rid of maybe 50%

get rid of the word viagra

that should get rid of 20%

get rid of the word xenical that should get rid of 10%

get rid of 'small digital camera' that should get rid of 3%

Did I miss any?:thumbsup

You forgot the latest one. Vicodin. Not sure on the spelling. I'm getting a ton of those.

MetaformX 11-04-2003 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by harvey
use Netscape 95% :winkwink:
funny, but don't work

brand0n 11-04-2003 06:48 PM

i love the spam i get, i always check out what people are selling to make sure im with the trends

tootie 11-04-2003 07:17 PM

I was getting spam to my e-mail that I had only ever used to sign up to ONE opt-in list. They claimed they wouldn't sell my info but the next thing you know I was getting 60+ spams a day! So I changed e-mail addresses and suddenly I'm getting spam to my NEW e-mail, which I haven't used to sign up for ANYTHING. :mad:

I also installed Spam Inspector (recommended on spamcop.com) and it COMPLETELY screwed up my system. I uninstalled it and my e-mail wouldn't work anymore so I had to reinstall the stupid crap just to get my e-mail and now my IE locks up everytime I click a link to an external site. I have to copy and paste EVERY LINK now. They are going to FORCE me to pay for it if I want to keep getting my e-mail. :feels-hot

Slick 11-04-2003 07:51 PM

I have Norton Internet Security 2004 and it's beautiful because it has a new spam addition that works with Outlook that'll put all potential spam mails into another box within Outlook, you still have to dig through them, but when most of the spam is in there, it makes your inbox feel a lot cleaner.

jimmyf 11-04-2003 08:04 PM

Fuck spam and Fuck spammers may they die a painful death

Lane 11-04-2003 08:51 PM

smart spammers make small modifications too all those keywords in the emails

MetaformX 11-04-2003 09:07 PM

email sucks anyways, I only use the postal system now to communicate with the outside world

MetaformX 11-04-2003 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
email sucks anyways, I only use the postal system now to communicate with the outside world
And hand signals...almost forgot

BrentD 11-04-2003 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I was getting spam to my e-mail that I had only ever used to sign up to ONE opt-in list. They claimed they wouldn't sell my info but the next thing you know I was getting 60+ spams a day! So I changed e-mail addresses and suddenly I'm getting spam to my NEW e-mail, which I haven't used to sign up for ANYTHING. :mad:

I also installed Spam Inspector (recommended on spamcop.com) and it COMPLETELY screwed up my system. I uninstalled it and my e-mail wouldn't work anymore so I had to reinstall the stupid crap just to get my e-mail and now my IE locks up everytime I click a link to an external site. I have to copy and paste EVERY LINK now. They are going to FORCE me to pay for it if I want to keep getting my e-mail. :feels-hot


Two comments for you hon:

fdisk

format c: /s

All problems gone:)

BrentD 11-04-2003 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
smart spammers make small modifications too all those keywords in the emails

YEP! Latest one V1c0d1n

BrentD 11-04-2003 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


And hand signals...almost forgot


I use two cups and a really fucking long string :thumbsup


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