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PornHero · 11-04-2003, 03:03 PM

Are there an secrets to blowing a huge load? I am meeting a girl on Friday that loves getting "rained on" and I want to make sure I ejaculate as much and as long in her face as I possibly can. I want to blow my load sky high and keep cumming until she gurgles "Uncle". I am not going to jerk off until I see her on Friday night. Anyone have any tips for blowing bigger cumshots?

klik · 11-04-2003, 03:05 PM

eat lots of squid..

directfiesta · 11-04-2003, 03:05 PM

Masturbate everydau... but don't cum.... It builds it up...lol

If she is unhappy, you can always ask her if pee would be ok..

LauraLee · 11-04-2003, 03:05 PM

i have no idea

tootie · 11-04-2003, 03:06 PM

I have heard that the secret is to get almost to the point of cumming, but don't. Wait a while, and try again. Get almost to the point of cumming, but don't. Keep that up for a few times and it's supposed to build up. Good luck with it.

brizzad · 11-04-2003, 03:08 PM

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PornHero · 11-04-2003, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
Masturbate everydau... but don't cum.... It builds it up...lol

If she is unhappy, you can always ask her if pee would be ok..

Oh I see, I should jerk off but just make sure I don't cum til Friday... ok that sounds like it might help... I'll let you know

Juicy D. Links · 11-04-2003, 03:08 PM

This works:

Shoot your load for the next few days and put it in the fridge

Then reinject your load into your scrotum sack before the date.

Your load will be supercharged

SENSEX · 11-04-2003, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I have heard that the secret is to get almost to the point of cumming, but don't. Wait a while, and try again. Get almost to the point of cumming, but don't. Keep that up for a few times and it's supposed to build up. Good luck with it.

yes, and dont cum for a week. Watch lots and lots of porn as well to build it up even more.
On Friday insert a dildo in your ass and keep it there for a few hours. That will help as well.

el_greco · 11-04-2003, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
Masturbate everydau... but don't cum.... It builds it up...lol

If she is unhappy, you can always ask her if pee would be ok..

Sounds like a recipe for blueballs.

Good luck w/it.

BradShaw · 11-04-2003, 03:10 PM

Have your friends jerk off in a cup. Then she comes over, blindfold her, and throw the cup of spooge on her.

wargames · 11-04-2003, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
Masturbate everydau... but don't cum.... It builds it up...lol

If she is unhappy, you can always ask her if pee would be ok..

Jon · 11-04-2003, 03:14 PM

don't torture yourself by not cumming..

Invite Peter North over, tell him to stand at the top of the stairs, and when you're cummin, give him the green light and he'll blast it on her as well..

directfiesta · 11-04-2003, 03:26 PM

Like this???

Chris E · 11-04-2003, 03:27 PM

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NetRodent · 11-04-2003, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
i heard one of these pill sites has a pill that'll make you ejaculate like 40% more

I'm surprised you didn't post an affiliate link...

Holly · 11-04-2003, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SENSEX

yes, and dont cum for a week. Watch lots and lots of porn as well to build it up even more.
On Friday insert a dildo in your ass and keep it there for a few hours. That will help as well.

Oh my God, I've gotten so much more out of this thread than I could have ever expected, when I first clicked it.

TaDoW · 11-04-2003, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
Have your friends jerk off in a cup. Then she comes over, blindfold her, and throw the cup of spooge on her.

make sure to microwave it first!

foulfowl · 11-04-2003, 04:38 PM

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laura · 11-04-2003, 05:13 PM

zinc !!!!!!!!

and also lots of protein

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Greg B · 11-04-2003, 05:34 PM

Drink more water.

frippeno · 11-04-2003, 05:43 PM

Going without blowing a load a few days definitely works. Masturbating without cumming helps a lot.

I once read that Peter North drinks tons of milk to help his semen production. He should know.

One thing you don't want to do is get a vasectomy.

PornHero · 11-08-2003, 03:39 PM

Just an update... I met the girl last night (Fri) and everything went as planned

This girl really loves to be cummed on and when I did bust a nut she lapped it up like she was dying of thirst.

I tried the Don't Stroke technique and didn't stroke it for 5 days and I did blow a nice intense load all over her face... I cupped her chin and she moaned loudly as I delivered it up thick and creamy like a vanilla milkshake.

Next time I'll try the Stroke but Don't Cum technique for a few days and see if it makes a difference in the size of my cumshots.

Thanks everyone for your suggestions

angelsofporn · 11-08-2003, 04:14 PM

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Lonny · 11-08-2003, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by el_greco

Sounds like a recipe for blueballs.

Good luck w/it.

haha just thinking the same thing

cronos · 11-08-2003, 05:30 PM

10 eggs everyday mixed with fruitejuice. Thats the North recipe.

brand0n · 11-08-2003, 05:33 PM

who is she stiflers mom?

EvilDan · 11-08-2003, 05:43 PM

Here are the simple rules of engagment:

1) Drink more water. Stay away from coffee and tea etc

2) for two or three days before hand, take double doses of Zinc (Laura knows the secret)

I was given this advice at the Miami show, and it has NEVER failed me yet

Oh - and I have heard, that if you drink any alcohol or take "E" on the night, all the effects are diminished

Script Dude · 11-09-2003, 09:18 AM

Saw a thing on the discovery channel that said that men cum more when they think their woman is cheating on them.

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