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What is the secret to ejaculating boatloads?
Are there an secrets to blowing a huge load? I am meeting a girl on Friday that loves getting "rained on" and I want to make sure I ejaculate as much and as long in her face as I possibly can. I want to blow my load sky high and keep cumming until she gurgles "Uncle". I am not going to jerk off until I see her on Friday night. Anyone have any tips for blowing bigger cumshots?
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eat lots of squid..
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Masturbate everydau... but don't cum.... It builds it up...lol
If she is unhappy, you can always ask her if pee would be ok.. |
i have no idea :1orglaugh
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I have heard that the secret is to get almost to the point of cumming, but don't. Wait a while, and try again. Get almost to the point of cumming, but don't. Keep that up for a few times and it's supposed to build up. Good luck with it. :)
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i heard one of these pill sites has a pill that'll make you ejaculate like 40% more
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This works:
Shoot your load for the next few days and put it in the fridge Then reinject your load into your scrotum sack before the date. Your load will be supercharged |
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On Friday insert a dildo in your ass and keep it there for a few hours. That will help as well. :thumbsup |
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Sounds like a recipe for blueballs. :) Good luck w/it. |
Have your friends jerk off in a cup. Then she comes over, blindfold her, and throw the cup of spooge on her.
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don't torture yourself by not cumming..
Invite Peter North over, tell him to stand at the top of the stairs, and when you're cummin, give him the green light and he'll blast it on her as well.. |
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Get some of Darrens pills! :thumbsup
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Oh my God, I've gotten so much more out of this thread than I could have ever expected, when I first clicked it. |
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a lot of Pepsi...that does it for me, you should see the huge loads I bust on faces. |
Androplex 700 will increase the amount by about 30 to 40%. But dont take it often...
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zinc !!!!!!!!
and also lots of protein |
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Drink more water.
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Going without blowing a load a few days definitely works. Masturbating without cumming helps a lot.
I once read that Peter North drinks tons of milk to help his semen production. He should know. One thing you don't want to do is get a vasectomy. :( |
Just an update... I met the girl last night (Fri) and everything went as planned :winkwink: This girl really loves to be cummed on and when I did bust a nut she lapped it up like she was dying of thirst.
I tried the Don't Stroke technique and didn't stroke it for 5 days and I did blow a nice intense load all over her face... I cupped her chin and she moaned loudly as I delivered it up thick and creamy like a vanilla milkshake. :) Next time I'll try the Stroke but Don't Cum technique for a few days and see if it makes a difference in the size of my cumshots. Thanks everyone for your suggestions :1orglaugh :thumbsup |
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10 eggs everyday mixed with fruitejuice. Thats the North recipe.
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who is she stiflers mom?
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Here are the simple rules of engagment:
1) Drink more water. Stay away from coffee and tea etc 2) for two or three days before hand, take double doses of Zinc (Laura knows the secret) I was given this advice at the Miami show, and it has NEVER failed me yet Oh - and I have heard, that if you drink any alcohol or take "E" on the night, all the effects are diminished |
Saw a thing on the discovery channel that said that men cum more when they think their woman is cheating on them.
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