Nestlé to buy Google - GoFuckYourself.com

dj pussy · 11-02-2003, 11:05 AM

Friday, reports surfaced that Microsoft was interested in buying Google. Instead, food giant Nestlhaha1497; announced that its sweetened offer to buy the Internet search engine company has been accepted. full story

klik · 11-02-2003, 11:09 AM

too fake.

chowda · 11-02-2003, 11:10 AM

holy shit

u killed ron goldman.

Cyborg69 · 11-02-2003, 11:12 AM

what a load of bullshit

Trax · 11-02-2003, 11:24 AM

JamesK · 11-02-2003, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by Cyborg69
what a load of bullshit

GrimShawn · 11-02-2003, 11:25 AM

once again another post of crap

triumph · 11-02-2003, 11:36 AM

The news forge is a very realible source! They are up their with CNN and FOX News.

justsexxx · 11-02-2003, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by triumph
The news forge is a very realible source! They are up their with CNN

Realible and CNN? What is wrong here

GeXus · 11-02-2003, 11:47 AM

lol.. makes no fucking sense

"We believe that this acquisition will be good for the consumer," says Nestlé CEO Peter Brabeck. "Now anyone on the Internet can connect to NesGoogle, which will automatically determine their region and point them to retail outlets for Nestlé products."

who the fuck searches the internet for nestle related products..

Scootermuze · 11-02-2003, 11:55 AM

I can see it now..

Go to google and see 14 dozen ads for Nestle products and a small, hard to find search box..

Google got where it is by NOT doing what the others do..

MSN.. Yahoo... nothing but ads all over the page.. makes them NOT just a search engine..

Google started as a search engine and has remained the same..
But whomever buys it will no doubt try to fix somethin that's not broke..

JamesK · 11-02-2003, 11:57 AM

that's the dumbest idea ever.

Markit · 11-02-2003, 12:16 PM

nestle?

DarkJedi · 11-02-2003, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by Wildcard

VirtuMike · 11-02-2003, 01:09 PM

If it hasn't hit Bloomberg or CNN it hasn't happened yet.

brand0n · 11-02-2003, 01:14 PM

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The Truth Hurts · 11-02-2003, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
dude.. dont post useless shit and waste all our time

thanks

rofl.. did you forget where you were?

BlueDesignStudios · 11-02-2003, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by Markit
nestle?

Yeah, they're paying in chocolate

PimpMeNot · 11-02-2003, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
dude.. dont post useless shit and waste all our time

thanks

newsforge happens to be a fairly reliable source of news

Plan9 · 11-02-2003, 01:39 PM

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Sources close to the deal disclosed that Google CEO Eric Schmidt was coerced into accepting the deal with Nestlé. Mr. Brabeck is alleged to have placed a large bowl of Nestlé Crunch Pieces in front of Mr. Schmidt during their discussions, refusing to allow him to eat any until agreeing to the takeover, while promising a free lifetime supply upon completion of the deal.

Asked to comment on the deal, Mr. Schmidt had very little to say; his only comment sounded something like "Mmmmmm."

Nestlé CEO Brabeck, asked what Nestlé plans to buy next, replied that NescroSoft has a nice ring to it

Yes, yes, quite reliable :D

ZoiNk · 11-02-2003, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by PimpMeNot

newsforge happens to be a fairly reliable source of news

Esp when it is listed in the "humor" category
ZoiNk

PimpMeNot · 11-02-2003, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Plan9

Yes, yes, quite reliable :D

Very cute

who · 11-02-2003, 01:55 PM

It's definately fake because actually, I'm buying Google.

genomega · 11-02-2003, 01:57 PM

Hope not, chances are it would be terrible for the porn business.

WiredGuy · 11-02-2003, 02:28 PM

Newsforge.com huh.... was a fake before I even opened the link!
WG

Persecuted · 12-02-2003, 11:40 AM

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