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11-02-2003 11:05 AM

Nestleé to buy Google

Friday, reports surfaced that Microsoft was interested in buying Google. Instead, food giant Nestlhaha1497; announced that its sweetened offer to buy the Internet search engine company has been accepted. full story

klik	11-02-2003 11:09 AM

too fake.

chowda

11-02-2003 11:10 AM

holy shit

u killed ron goldman.

Cyborg69

11-02-2003 11:12 AM

what a load of bullshit

Trax	11-02-2003 11:24 AM

:sleep:

JamesK

11-02-2003 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cyborg69
what a load of bullshit

:1orglaugh

GrimShawn

11-02-2003 11:25 AM

once again another post of crap

triumph

11-02-2003 11:36 AM

The news forge is a very realible source! They are up their with CNN and FOX News.

justsexxx

11-02-2003 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by triumph
The news forge is a very realible source! They are up their with CNN

Realible and CNN? What is wrong here :Graucho

GeXus

11-02-2003 11:47 AM

lol.. makes no fucking sense

"We believe that this acquisition will be good for the consumer," says Nestlé CEO Peter Brabeck. "Now anyone on the Internet can connect to NesGoogle, which will automatically determine their region and point them to retail outlets for Nestlé products."

who the fuck searches the internet for nestle related products..

Scootermuze

11-02-2003 11:55 AM

I can see it now..

Go to google and see 14 dozen ads for Nestle products and a small, hard to find search box..

Google got where it is by NOT doing what the others do..

MSN.. Yahoo... nothing but ads all over the page.. makes them NOT just a search engine..

Google started as a search engine and has remained the same..
But whomever buys it will no doubt try to fix somethin that's not broke..

JamesK

11-02-2003 11:57 AM

that's the dumbest idea ever.

Markit

11-02-2003 12:16 PM

nestle?
:1orglaugh

DarkJedi

11-02-2003 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

VirtuMike

11-02-2003 01:09 PM

If it hasn't hit Bloomberg or CNN it hasn't happened yet.

brand0n

11-02-2003 01:14 PM

dude.. dont post useless shit and waste all our time

thanks

The Truth Hurts

11-02-2003 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
dude.. dont post useless shit and waste all our time

thanks

rofl.. did you forget where you were?

BlueDesignStudios

11-02-2003 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Markit
nestle?
:1orglaugh

Yeah, they're paying in chocolate :glugglug

PimpMeNot

11-02-2003 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
dude.. dont post useless shit and waste all our time

thanks

newsforge happens to be a fairly reliable source of news

Plan9

11-02-2003 01:39 PM

Quote:

Sources close to the deal disclosed that Google CEO Eric Schmidt was coerced into accepting the deal with Nestlé. Mr. Brabeck is alleged to have placed a large bowl of Nestlé Crunch Pieces in front of Mr. Schmidt during their discussions, refusing to allow him to eat any until agreeing to the takeover, while promising a free lifetime supply upon completion of the deal.

Asked to comment on the deal, Mr. Schmidt had very little to say; his only comment sounded something like "Mmmmmm."

Nestlé CEO Brabeck, asked what Nestlé plans to buy next, replied that NescroSoft has a nice ring to it

Yes, yes, quite reliable :D

ZoiNk

11-02-2003 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PimpMeNot

newsforge happens to be a fairly reliable source of news

Esp when it is listed in the "humor" category
ZoiNk

PimpMeNot

11-02-2003 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plan9

Yes, yes, quite reliable :D

Very cute :Hollering

who	11-02-2003 01:55 PM

It's definately fake because actually, I'm buying Google.:glugglug

genomega

11-02-2003 01:57 PM

Hope not, chances are it would be terrible for the porn business.

:2 cents:

WiredGuy

11-02-2003 02:28 PM

Newsforge.com huh.... was a fake before I even opened the link!
WG

Persecuted

12-02-2003 11:40 AM

:thefinger

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