Brazilian doctors offering free penis enlargement surgery - GoFuckYourself.com

On-top · 11-01-2003, 01:14 AM

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies

To be eligible, applicants must be at least 21 years old, have a penis not bigger than four-and-a-half inches when erect and be paid less than £200 a month.

Haha...they say over 3000 guys have already signed up since last weekend.

SpaceAce · 11-01-2003, 03:45 AM

Brazil: home of small-dicked, underpaid men with no shame.

I hope the surgery works. Anyone with a dick less than five inches long deserves a break.

SpaceAce

Jer · 11-01-2003, 04:13 AM

God is Brazilian, he evens help the guys with small dicks

Jer · 11-01-2003, 04:17 AM

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Originally posted by On-top
and be paid less than £200 a month.

way more than 50% of the country

Libertine · 11-01-2003, 04:22 AM

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Originally posted by On-top
be paid less than £200 a month.

I'd be more concerned with getting food than with getting a bigger dick

SuperVillain · 11-01-2003, 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by On-top

To be eligible, applicants must have a penis not bigger than four-and-a-half inches when erect and be paid less than £200 a

over 3000 guys have already signed up.

I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now

Tuga · 11-01-2003, 05:22 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld

I'd be more concerned with getting food than with getting a bigger dick

You can use a bigger dick to get more food.

Greg B · 11-01-2003, 05:33 AM

This thread is too funny!

Brazil is making up for Argentina that used to give out free cosmetic surgery.

Believe you me, wanna stop all war on Earth? Cure the following first:

Small penises, baldness, fat ass, shortness, and general ugliness and you will usher in a new age of benevolence equal to the sonnets of ancient Atlantis.

reynold · 11-01-2003, 05:37 AM

rediculous

Chris E · 11-01-2003, 05:46 AM

We live in a crazy world!

Yngwie · 11-01-2003, 05:46 AM

So they're gonna mess up a guys dick for free? Is that what the deal is? What the do to "enlarge" the dick is inject FAT in the dick.. And we all know that fat does not get hard so the poor morons that opt for elargment surgery end up with bumps and a very weird looking dick.. Even free it's not worth it.

Yngwie

avion · 11-01-2003, 06:40 AM

affiliate program?

Odin88 · 11-01-2003, 06:42 AM

There go my customers.

Marcus · 11-01-2003, 06:44 AM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce
Brazil: home of small-dicked, underpaid men with no shame.

I hope the surgery works. Anyone with a dick less than five inches long deserves a break.

SpaceAce

are you joking? Brazilian men are famous for their enormous dicks.
Do you think all the gay tourists who go down to Brazil are there for the food? : )

Bruno · 11-01-2003, 07:07 AM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce
Brazil: home of small-dicked, underpaid men with no shame.
SpaceAce

Send your girlfriend down here... me and Jer will show her a good time, with the complete oposite scenario of what you're talking about.

Take care and kind regards,

Bruno DICKman

Jer · 11-02-2003, 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by Bruno

Send your girlfriend down here... me and Jer will show her a good time, with the complete oposite scenario of what you're talking about.

Take care and kind regards,

Bruno DICKman

juice · 11-02-2003, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by Marcus

are you joking? Brazilian men are famous for their enormous dicks.
Do you think all the gay tourists who go down to Brazil are there for the food? : )

All the gay tourists go there? Dude, I think you know too much!

Btw Jer, is that true? Are brazil men famously well hung?

PoOoOOooOoo! · 12-02-2003, 03:26 AM

Uhhh... You are not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

johnbosh · 12-02-2003, 03:26 AM

Jer · 12-02-2003, 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by juice

All the gay tourists go there? Dude, I think you know too much!

Btw Jer, is that true? Are brazil men famously well hung?

I know about the tourists looking for shemales, they go to São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro. Not sure about the gay tourists who likes men without tits.

About the penis size, I know just about mine

Jer

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