Brazilian doctors offering free penis enlargement surgery

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  • On-top
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 2283

    #1

    Brazilian doctors offering free penis enlargement surgery

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies


    To be eligible, applicants must be at least 21 years old, have a penis not bigger than four-and-a-half inches when erect and be paid less than £200 a month.

    Haha...they say over 3000 guys have already signed up since last weekend.
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  • SpaceAce
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 6493

    #2
    Brazil: home of small-dicked, underpaid men with no shame.

    I hope the surgery works. Anyone with a dick less than five inches long deserves a break.

    SpaceAce

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    • Jer
      God is Brazilian
      • Feb 2001
      • 10601

      #3
      God is Brazilian, he evens help the guys with small dicks

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      • Jer
        God is Brazilian
        • Feb 2001
        • 10601

        #4
        Originally posted by On-top
        and be paid less than £200 a month.
        way more than 50% of the country

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        • Libertine
          sex dwarf
          • May 2002
          • 17860

          #5
          Originally posted by On-top
          be paid less than £200 a month.
          I'd be more concerned with getting food than with getting a bigger dick
          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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          • SuperVillain
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 259

            #6
            Originally posted by On-top



            To be eligible, applicants must have a penis not bigger than four-and-a-half inches when erect and be paid less than £200 a

            over 3000 guys have already signed up.
            I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now

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            • Tuga
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 7678

              #7
              Originally posted by punkworld


              I'd be more concerned with getting food than with getting a bigger dick
              You can use a bigger dick to get more food.

              Go Fuck Yourself!
              ICQ 101411627

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              • Greg B
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2001
                • 7014

                #8
                This thread is too funny!

                Brazil is making up for Argentina that used to give out free cosmetic surgery.

                Believe you me, wanna stop all war on Earth? Cure the following first:

                Small penises, baldness, fat ass, shortness, and general ugliness and you will usher in a new age of benevolence equal to the sonnets of ancient Atlantis.

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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271

                  #9
                  rediculous

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                  • Chris E
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 2895

                    #10
                    We live in a crazy world!

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                    • Yngwie
                      I am an Alien from space
                      • May 2003
                      • 11118

                      #11
                      So they're gonna mess up a guys dick for free? Is that what the deal is? What the do to "enlarge" the dick is inject FAT in the dick.. And we all know that fat does not get hard so the poor morons that opt for elargment surgery end up with bumps and a very weird looking dick.. Even free it's not worth it.

                      Yngwie
                      ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

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                      • avion
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 1403

                        #12
                        affiliate program?

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                        • Odin88
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 3267

                          #13
                          There go my customers.

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                          • Marcus
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 3472

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SpaceAce
                            Brazil: home of small-dicked, underpaid men with no shame.

                            I hope the surgery works. Anyone with a dick less than five inches long deserves a break.

                            SpaceAce
                            are you joking? Brazilian men are famous for their enormous dicks.
                            Do you think all the gay tourists who go down to Brazil are there for the food? : )

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                            • Bruno
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 1241

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SpaceAce
                              Brazil: home of small-dicked, underpaid men with no shame.
                              SpaceAce
                              Send your girlfriend down here... me and Jer will show her a good time, with the complete oposite scenario of what you're talking about.

                              Take care and kind regards,

                              Bruno DICKman
                              work hard. play hard.

                              http://www.dickmansdesign.com
                              MSN brunodickman at hotmail.com
                              iCQ # 107450119

                              See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

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                              • Jer
                                God is Brazilian
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 10601

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Bruno


                                Send your girlfriend down here... me and Jer will show her a good time, with the complete oposite scenario of what you're talking about.

                                Take care and kind regards,

                                Bruno DICKman

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                                • juice
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 628

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Marcus


                                  are you joking? Brazilian men are famous for their enormous dicks.
                                  Do you think all the gay tourists who go down to Brazil are there for the food? : )

                                  All the gay tourists go there? Dude, I think you know too much!

                                  Btw Jer, is that true? Are brazil men famously well hung?

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                                  • PoOoOOooOoo!
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 65

                                    #18
                                    Uhhh... You are not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

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                                    • johnbosh
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 8965

                                      #19
                                      lol

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                                      • Jer
                                        God is Brazilian
                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 10601

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by juice



                                        All the gay tourists go there? Dude, I think you know too much!

                                        Btw Jer, is that true? Are brazil men famously well hung?
                                        I know about the tourists looking for shemales, they go to São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro. Not sure about the gay tourists who likes men without tits.

                                        About the penis size, I know just about mine

                                        Jer

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