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Old 11-02-2003, 12:18 AM   #1
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.


Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
A prison guard is shaving your head.
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Old 11-02-2003, 05:16 AM   #2
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Old 11-02-2003, 05:54 AM   #3
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A prison guard is shaving your head.
Yes I'd say that would be a pretty strong sign...
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Old 11-02-2003, 05:56 AM   #4
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I'd say that's a little too late.
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Old 12-02-2003, 03:23 AM   #5
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Old 12-02-2003, 03:26 AM   #6
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Old 12-02-2003, 03:31 AM   #7
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Old 12-02-2003, 11:28 AM   #8
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Old 12-02-2003, 11:31 AM   #9
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My roommate is a lawyer by day, and he is always lying.
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Old 12-02-2003, 11:33 AM   #10
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Lawyers are cool. I'd love to be one.
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