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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
Posts: 122,992
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Jokes
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer. Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose." He tells you that he has never told a lie. A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me." A prison guard is shaving your head. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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Location: Australia
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Portugal
Posts: 7,678
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I'd say that's a little too late.
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#5 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106
Posts: 12,117
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hehe
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam
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#8 |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 267
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these are aweful
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,720
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My roommate is a lawyer by day, and he is always lying.
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Ik ben een aap
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
Posts: 18,874
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Lawyers are cool. I'd love to be one.
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