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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.


Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
A prison guard is shaving your head.

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Yes I'd say that would be a pretty strong sign...:Graucho

I'd say that's a little too late.

:zzwhip

hehe

:Graucho

these are aweful :)

My roommate is a lawyer by day, and he is always lying. :321GFY

Lawyers are cool. I'd love to be one.