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#1 |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,130
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so your best friend wins 1 million $$ on lotto what do you..
do ?
and dont lie your bastards ![]() 1. Give him a call and tell him you are so happy for his luck. 2. Gets the yellow pages and calls a local witch doctor so you can buy a curse on him. 3. what else do you ? ![]()
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#2 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: southern california
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i do nothing. see if he calls me. cuz his ass was broke before and i wasnt lol
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Anaheim, CA
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1 million isn't that much, he would disapear for awhile and come back when it's all partied and gone.... then he will still hit me up for a loan.
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#4 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 17,860
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I'd tell him to buy the next round of beers
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#5 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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I'd ask him/her to buy a get out of jail free card for Labret.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
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Fuck his girlfriend/wife...
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#7 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,720
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I share everything with my best friend, so if he won $1M, I will get half a million. Maybe a quarter million? Period. Otherwise, what a friend for?
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Location: southern california
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: southern california
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#11 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: At home
Posts: 17,277
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Hit him up for a loan to start a huge exclusive paysite.
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#12 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
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A friend of mine's daughter won $6 Mil in the California Lotto. Didn't waste a penny. Put the capital to work by helping her father expand his 2 pizza restaurants into a chain of over 100 locations.
Most people aren't that smart and blow it pretty fast.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Virgin Mary's womb
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tell him to invest it in the amish stock market.
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canada
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Say congrats of course! Jealousy gets you nowhere.
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#16 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: in yoOoo kitchen
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tell him to buy some plane tickets for a long overdue vacation with some bizaaatches to somehwere that looks like this
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#17 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 750
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I'd take him out to celebrate and get him drunk off his ass, then the next day I'd say "I don't know what you did with your ticket, you had it out all night showing everybody"
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#18 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: KFC
Posts: 11,769
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i've already talked this over with all of my friends... if any one of them wins a million or more, most have agreed so far to buy me a black escalade EXT on 24" spinners with 4 solobaric L7 15's
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#19 |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 10,568
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For a real friend, I would just be happy for him.
#1 thing which will make me not consider someone a real friend is if they every say something like "I hate you" when I tell them something good that happened to me.
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