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				so your best friend wins 1 million $$ on lotto what do you..
			 
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			and dont lie your bastards 1. Give him a call and tell him you are so happy for his luck. 2. Gets the yellow pages and calls a local witch doctor so you can buy a curse on him. 3. what else do you ? 
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		 i do nothing. see if he calls me. cuz his ass was broke before and i wasnt lol 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 1 million isn't that much, he would disapear for awhile and come back when it's all partied and gone.... then he will still hit me up for a loan.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I'd tell him to buy the next round of beers  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I'd ask him/her to buy a get out of jail free card for Labret. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Fuck his girlfriend/wife... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I share everything with my best friend, so if he won $1M, I will get half a million.  Maybe a quarter million? Period.  Otherwise, what a friend for?  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Hit him up for a loan to start a huge exclusive paysite. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 A friend of mine's daughter won $6 Mil in the California Lotto.   Didn't waste a penny.  Put the capital to work by helping her father expand his 2 pizza restaurants into a chain of over 100 locations. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Most people aren't that smart and blow it pretty fast. 
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		 tell him to invest it in the amish stock market.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Say congrats of course!  Jealousy gets you nowhere. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 tell him to buy some plane tickets for a long overdue vacation with some bizaaatches to somehwere that looks like this 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I'd take him out to celebrate and get him drunk off his ass, then the next day I'd say "I don't know what you did with your ticket, you had it out all night showing everybody" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i've already talked this over with all of my friends... if any one of them wins a million or more, most have agreed so far to buy me a black escalade EXT on 24" spinners with 4 solobaric L7 15's 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 For a real friend, I would just be happy for him. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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