so your best friend wins 1 million $$ on lotto what do you..
 

do ?
and dont lie your bastards :)

1. Give him a call and tell him you are so happy for his luck.
2. Gets the yellow pages and calls a local witch doctor so
you can buy a curse on him.
3. what else do you ?

:)

i do nothing. see if he calls me. cuz his ass was broke before and i wasnt lol

1 million isn't that much, he would disapear for awhile and come back when it's all partied and gone.... then he will still hit me up for a loan. :1orglaugh

I'd tell him to buy the next round of beers :glugglug

I'd ask him/her to buy a get out of jail free card for Labret.

Fuck his girlfriend/wife...

I share everything with my best friend, so if he won $1M, I will get half a million. Maybe a quarter million? Period. Otherwise, what a friend for? :2 cents:

wanna be my friend?

Cool. Do you buy lotto? :winkwink:

uhm yeah:Graucho


you do too right?@

Hit him up for a loan to start a huge exclusive paysite.

A friend of mine's daughter won $6 Mil in the California Lotto. Didn't waste a penny. Put the capital to work by helping her father expand his 2 pizza restaurants into a chain of over 100 locations.

Most people aren't that smart and blow it pretty fast.

tell him to invest it in the amish stock market. :thumbsup

Say congrats of course! Jealousy gets you nowhere.

Yeah, I am part of our office pool. 100 people average. Be my best friend, then your winning chance increases by 100 times. :thumbsup

tell him to buy some plane tickets for a long overdue vacation with some bizaaatches to somehwere that looks like this

http://images.della.com/images/travel/tahiti_1.jpg

then come back and make him invest in bad ass exclusive paysite

:glugglug

I'd take him out to celebrate and get him drunk off his ass, then the next day I'd say "I don't know what you did with your ticket, you had it out all night showing everybody"

i've already talked this over with all of my friends... if any one of them wins a million or more, most have agreed so far to buy me a black escalade EXT on 24" spinners with 4 solobaric L7 15's

For a real friend, I would just be happy for him.

#1 thing which will make me not consider someone a real friend is if they every say something like "I hate you" when I tell them something good that happened to me.