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nofx · 10-31-2003, 01:42 PM

i think i'll had out floppy disks with trojans on them.
Lollipop.exe

i hope no one rings my door bell, i dont have anything to give.

wargames · 10-31-2003, 01:49 PM

GeXus · 10-31-2003, 01:50 PM

umm.....

nerd?

"im giving out floppy disks"
"oh wait, maybe ill give out a 1ft peice of fiber optic cable"
"or no, i could give out a single bank media cd"

arial · 10-31-2003, 01:52 PM

I'll be handing out shots of Southern Comfort to myself all night.

smack · 10-31-2003, 01:53 PM

razor blades and lsd laced kit kat's.

Why · 10-31-2003, 01:55 PM

i got some bad ass candy for them. gonna give them handfuls of it too. but them little fuckers try to come back twice and ill be knocking heads.

jfpjeff · 10-31-2003, 02:00 PM

weapons and directions to my x-girlfriends house

my boss is hanging out certificates good for a free tgp gallery
but you must come to our door to collect it.

reynold · 10-31-2003, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
i think i'll had out floppy disks with trojans on them.
Lollipop.exe

i hope no one rings my door bell, i dont have anything to give.

now that's original hahaha

Dawgy · 10-31-2003, 02:02 PM

im handing out condoms.

Sly_RJ · 10-31-2003, 02:03 PM

I'm handing out free 30 minute passwords to my sites. The boys will love it I'm sure.

rooster · 10-31-2003, 02:03 PM

pretending im not home

JFPdude · 10-31-2003, 02:05 PM

Business cards to the parents showing http://jfpgalleries.com telling them about the free porn I give away.

The kids will get gobs of candy.

tootie · 10-31-2003, 02:06 PM

I got cute little plastic bags with ghosts and bats and pumpkins printed on them and I put a mini Snickers, a mini Reece's and a Tootsie Roll Pop inside each one and tied them with metallic silver twist ties. I've got 25 bags made and I'm going to make up another 25 in just a little while.

Bex · 10-31-2003, 02:08 PM

Coffe Crisp chocolate bars

And beers or shots to the parents.

DrGuile · 10-31-2003, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Bex
Coffe Crisp chocolate bars

And beers or shots to the parents.

Full size bars?

nofx · 10-31-2003, 02:17 PM

i'll probably be really high when everyone starts trick or treating so maybe when I open the door, i will grab candy out their bags and close the door. hahah, i wonder what they would do?

detoxed · 10-31-2003, 02:17 PM

I'm cutting a hole in my candy bucket.. when I open the door I'll have my dick stuck in it, when the kids reach in to get candy they'll get a special surprise!

LOL j/k thats really sick

Oracle Porn · 10-31-2003, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
i hope no one rings my door bell, i dont have anything to give.

same here

SENSEX · 10-31-2003, 02:20 PM

im handing out cans of coke. Acually not even real coke, the cheap Wal Mart brand "great value"

nofx · 10-31-2003, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
I'm cutting a hole in my candy bucket.. when I open the door I'll have my dick stuck in it, when the kids reach in to get candy they'll get a special surprise!

LOL j/k thats really sick

ah, the ole dick in the bucket trick, just be careful the parents dont grab the candy for their kids! some of those fathers are really really big...

Oracle Porn · 10-31-2003, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I got cute little plastic bags with ghosts and bats and pumpkins printed on them and I put a mini Snickers, a mini Reece's and a Tootsie Roll Pop inside each one and tied them with metallic silver twist ties. I've got 25 bags made and I'm going to make up another 25 in just a little while.

DAMN! I want to get one

Oracle Porn · 10-31-2003, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
i'll probably be really high when everyone starts trick or treating so maybe when I open the door, i will grab candy out their bags and close the door. hahah, i wonder what they would do?

Oracle Porn · 10-31-2003, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
I'm cutting a hole in my candy bucket.. when I open the door I'll have my dick stuck in it, when the kids reach in to get candy they'll get a special surprise!

LOL j/k thats really sick

you better hope some hot mom will grab the candy for the kids

thePelican · 10-31-2003, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by arial
I'll be handing out shots of Southern Comfort all night.

Guess I know where I'm going Trick or Treating!! LOL

We're giving out AirHeads (Yummy) FunSize chocolate bars, (twix, hersheys, etc...) and other various crap! I'm trying to rid the house of candy. My sweet tooth gets teh best of me sometimes.

O and All of these items are beneficial to your teeth so eat up!!

Dawgy · 10-31-2003, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I got cute little plastic bags with ghosts and bats and pumpkins printed on them and I put a mini Snickers, a mini Reece's and a Tootsie Roll Pop inside each one and tied them with metallic silver twist ties. I've got 25 bags made and I'm going to make up another 25 in just a little while.

hmm, wuts ur address?

detoxed · 10-31-2003, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx

ah, the ole dick in the bucket trick, just be careful the parents dont grab the candy for their kids! some of those fathers are really really big...

only the milfs can reach in my special bucket

Juicy D. Links · 10-31-2003, 02:27 PM

Cigarettes

jfpjeff · 10-31-2003, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Cigarettes

What brand?

10-31-2003, 01:42 PM	#1
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	What are you handing out tonight to trick or treaters? i think i'll had out floppy disks with trojans on them. Lollipop.exe i hope no one rings my door bell, i dont have anything to give. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	umm..... nerd? "im giving out floppy disks" "oh wait, maybe ill give out a 1ft peice of fiber optic cable" "or no, i could give out a single bank media cd" __________________

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arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	I'll be handing out shots of Southern Comfort to myself all night.

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Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	i got some bad ass candy for them. gonna give them handfuls of it too. but them little fuckers try to come back twice and ill be knocking heads.

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tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	I got cute little plastic bags with ghosts and bats and pumpkins printed on them and I put a mini Snickers, a mini Reece's and a Tootsie Roll Pop inside each one and tied them with metallic silver twist ties. I've got 25 bags made and I'm going to make up another 25 in just a little while. __________________

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Bex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,382	Coffe Crisp chocolate bars And beers or shots to the parents. __________________ www.NicheWealth.com

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	i'll probably be really high when everyone starts trick or treating so maybe when I open the door, i will grab candy out their bags and close the door. hahah, i wonder what they would do? __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	I'm cutting a hole in my candy bucket.. when I open the door I'll have my dick stuck in it, when the kids reach in to get candy they'll get a special surprise! LOL j/k thats really sick

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SENSEX Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Someplace Special Posts: 1,159	im handing out cans of coke. Acually not even real coke, the cheap Wal Mart brand "great value"

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