What are you handing out tonight to trick or treaters?
 

i think i'll had out floppy disks with trojans on them.
Lollipop.exe :winkwink:

i hope no one rings my door bell, i dont have anything to give.

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umm.....

nerd?

"im giving out floppy disks"
"oh wait, maybe ill give out a 1ft peice of fiber optic cable"
"or no, i could give out a single bank media cd"

I'll be handing out shots of Southern Comfort to myself all night. :Graucho

razor blades and lsd laced kit kat's.

i got some bad ass candy for them. gonna give them handfuls of it too. but them little fuckers try to come back twice and ill be knocking heads.

weapons and directions to my x-girlfriends house

my boss is hanging out certificates good for a free tgp gallery
but you must come to our door to collect it.

now that's original hahaha

im handing out condoms.

I'm handing out free 30 minute passwords to my sites. The boys will love it I'm sure.

pretending im not home

Business cards to the parents showing http://jfpgalleries.com telling them about the free porn I give away.

The kids will get gobs of candy.

:Graucho

I got cute little plastic bags with ghosts and bats and pumpkins printed on them and I put a mini Snickers, a mini Reece's and a Tootsie Roll Pop inside each one and tied them with metallic silver twist ties. I've got 25 bags made and I'm going to make up another 25 in just a little while.

Coffe Crisp chocolate bars :)

And beers or shots to the parents.

Full size bars?

i'll probably be really high when everyone starts trick or treating so maybe when I open the door, i will grab candy out their bags and close the door. hahah, i wonder what they would do?

I'm cutting a hole in my candy bucket.. when I open the door I'll have my dick stuck in it, when the kids reach in to get candy they'll get a special surprise!


LOL j/k thats really sick

same here

im handing out cans of coke. Acually not even real coke, the cheap Wal Mart brand "great value"

ah, the ole dick in the bucket trick, just be careful the parents dont grab the candy for their kids! some of those fathers are really really big...

DAMN! I want to get one :1orglaugh

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you better hope some hot mom will grab the candy for the kids :)

Guess I know where I'm going Trick or Treating!! LOL

We're giving out AirHeads (Yummy) FunSize chocolate bars, (twix, hersheys, etc...) and other various crap! I'm trying to rid the house of candy. My sweet tooth gets teh best of me sometimes.

O and All of these items are beneficial to your teeth so eat up!!

:)

hmm, wuts ur address? :Graucho

only the milfs can reach in my special bucket

Cigarettes

What brand?