Asshole bleaching - newest trend in LA - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 10-30-2003, 03:34 PM

Just heard it on Dutch tele.

Is it true?

revbuddylove · 10-30-2003, 03:36 PM

I can think of a few assholes I would like to bleach.

triumph · 10-30-2003, 03:38 PM

its been popular with porn stars

Dirty F · 10-30-2003, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by triumph
its been popular with porn stars

I heard its going mainstream now.
People like lil2rich have been spotted at asshole bleaching centers.

sumphatpimp · 10-30-2003, 03:47 PM

Asshole bleaching - newest trend in LA

from the recent communication I have recieved from California I would have to say that they certainly do have plenty of them.

Fletch XXX · 10-30-2003, 03:47 PM

in a city where women get shots in their eye brows to kill the muscles over their eyes so they show less expression on film or on television, and to slow the aging process, anything is possible.

foolio · 10-30-2003, 03:48 PM

right now the only trend in LA is not getting burned in the fires

MrIzzz · 10-30-2003, 03:50 PM

ass bleach.........what a fucking stupid idea

the Shemp · 10-30-2003, 03:54 PM

cost?

AmeliaG · 10-30-2003, 03:56 PM

recommended salons?

StuartD · 10-30-2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by the Shemp
cost?

purpose?

the Shemp · 10-30-2003, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan

purpose?

xmas present

basschick · 10-30-2003, 04:07 PM

asshole bleaching... the gift that keeps on giving

Peaches · 10-30-2003, 04:07 PM

When you care enough to send the very best.....

Personally, unless someone's going to be photographing it, I don't see a reason to have a stinging chemical near what I consider to be a very dear part of my anatomy.

AmeliaG · 10-30-2003, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
When you care enough to send the very best.....

Personally, unless someone's going to be photographing it, I don't see a reason to have a stinging chemical near what I consider to be a very dear part of my anatomy.

Photographing it. Looking at it closely.

I do photograph some assholes. I mean that only in the literal and not metaphorical sense.

Shok · 10-30-2003, 04:11 PM

I love the rings around Uranus

boneprone · 10-30-2003, 04:13 PM

I dont get it...

What are the bleehing??

The red part of the ass to make it white??

WTF??

Seriously, what are they doing??

Martin · 10-30-2003, 04:15 PM

Taking the brown out..

hyatla · 10-30-2003, 04:15 PM

Why does everybody hate LA?

Again, why is the dear part of my body-asshole a bad word?

the Shemp · 10-30-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by basschick

asshole bleaching... the gift that keeps on giving

franchise opportunity...you in with me , basschick?

quiet · 10-30-2003, 04:21 PM

""Your asshole's too brown - do something about it or I'll dump you."

"Well, there's a new anal bleaching salon down the road dear - maybe I should try that."

It's not too far from the truth! That's right, if you want your pinkie whitened or your bumhole brighter, then anal whitening could be for you!

The main ingrediants tend to use Hydroquinone, Kojic Acid or Mandelic Acid and are available by prescription only. This means you'll need to explain to your doctor why you want your ass whitened.

But there are herbal alternatives which use Bearberry extract and Licorice extract, but like the acids above, can cause pain when applied to the gential area. Funny that hey - I'm not sure your ass was meant to have acidic things put into it!

To get a natural pink colour though, the best solution is to be sexually aroused. Stroking, licking or tickling the genital area will send lots of blood flowing to it and make it go a nice rosy pink."

fnet · 10-30-2003, 04:24 PM

sarah goldberg...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...der=descending

hyatla · 10-30-2003, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
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The main ingrediants tend to use Hydroquinone, Kojic Acid or Mandelic Acid and are available by prescription only. This means you'll need to explain to your doctor why you want your ass whitened.

But there are herbal alternatives which use Bearberry extract and Licorice extract, but like the acids above, can cause pain when applied to the gential area. Funny that hey - I'm not sure your ass was meant to have acidic things put into it!

To get a natural pink colour though, the best solution is to be sexually aroused. Stroking, licking or tickling the genital area will send lots of blood flowing to it and make it go a nice rosy pink."

My god, where did you get all these information? You must be a real ass man.

quiet · 10-30-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by hyatla

My god, where did you get all these information? You must be a real ass man.

30 seconds and google

TheFLY · 10-30-2003, 04:27 PM

Yeah but bleach won't remove anal strech marks...

AmeliaG · 10-30-2003, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

30 seconds and google

Whoa, actual professional use of the internet. Are you like a webmaster or something?

Phoenix · 10-30-2003, 04:31 PM

wow..i used to hink i was pretty hip...but i guessi am out of touch

hyatla · 10-30-2003, 04:35 PM

So it is true!

Asshole bleaching 101. No. 1 in Google search.

http://thatmarygirl.diaryland.com/030720_90.html

DomBuyer · 10-30-2003, 04:47 PM

LOL, someone already snagged the domain.

austinth · 10-30-2003, 05:27 PM

I wonder if pasting some Crest Whitening Strips around the area will do the job? It's gotta be safer than bleach.

cleanasspatch.com

Flynn · 10-30-2003, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

30 seconds and google

I love google

swedguy · 10-30-2003, 05:43 PM

A great quote from The New York Observer regarding anus bleaching....

" don?t tinker with your sphincter "

http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=7122

hottoddy · 10-30-2003, 05:46 PM

Man, harsh soaps can irritate the hell out of the brown-eye. I can't imagine how beaching agents would feel. Maybe it's done with a laser?

hyatla · 10-30-2003, 05:49 PM

I was thinking that people just hate LA and make up all kinds of weird stuff to make fun of this great city. I am shocked now to find out it's true. And I got another reason why people hate LA.

Go assholes!

Mr Pheer · 10-30-2003, 08:50 PM

If you bleach your asshole does that mean you dont have to bleach your underwear anymore?

AmeliaG · 10-30-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by hyatla
I was thinking that people just hate LA and make up all kinds of weird stuff to make fun of this great city. I am shocked now to find out it's true. And I got another reason why people hate LA.

Go assholes!

Fuck, I guess I've lived in Los Angeles for too long if I'm like, hey some people's assholes do look better than others, what is available to fix that

sumphatpimp · 10-30-2003, 09:27 PM

i would much rather just bleach the skid marks in my shorts and call it a day.

TheGoldenChild · 10-30-2003, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by sumphatpimp
i would much rather just bleach the skid marks in my shorts and call it a day.

gornyhuy · 10-30-2003, 09:49 PM

I shit a clear odorless gel, so no need for any bleaching over here.

myjah · 11-09-2003, 07:44 AM

i am really glad that i don't have that job

swedguy · 11-09-2003, 08:05 AM

Michael Jackson - Asshole bleaching gone wrong?

Furious_Female · 11-09-2003, 08:16 AM

LA is creating perfect white people... hmmm I'll save the Hitler comments

If I'm not mistaken, the brown discoloring is insulin deposits under skin, which are common in low circulation areas like elbows and eyelids. ::shrugs::

plexer · 11-09-2003, 08:18 AM

no more brown holes!

Paul · 11-09-2003, 08:40 AM

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right now the only trend in LA is not getting burned in the fires

Ice · 11-09-2003, 09:01 AM

Anyone have some before and after pics?

10-30-2003, 03:34 PM	#1
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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	""Your asshole's too brown - do something about it or I'll dump you." "Well, there's a new anal bleaching salon down the road dear - maybe I should try that." It's not too far from the truth! That's right, if you want your pinkie whitened or your bumhole brighter, then anal whitening could be for you! The main ingrediants tend to use Hydroquinone, Kojic Acid or Mandelic Acid and are available by prescription only. This means you'll need to explain to your doctor why you want your ass whitened. But there are herbal alternatives which use Bearberry extract and Licorice extract, but like the acids above, can cause pain when applied to the gential area. Funny that hey - I'm not sure your ass was meant to have acidic things put into it! To get a natural pink colour though, the best solution is to be sexually aroused. Stroking, licking or tickling the genital area will send lots of blood flowing to it and make it go a nice rosy pink." __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	A great quote from The New York Observer regarding anus bleaching.... " don?t tinker with your sphincter " http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=7122

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hyatla Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,720	I was thinking that people just hate LA and make up all kinds of weird stuff to make fun of this great city. I am shocked now to find out it's true. And I got another reason why people hate LA. Go assholes! __________________ <a href="http://click.dtiserv2.com/Click/1125-99-us979" target="_blank">DTI cash: Top Asian Sponsor, $75 to new affiliates</a><br> <br> ICQ: 274731765

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