So I get this call from Lensman...... - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 03:08 PM

This was kinda strange. Instead of the normal heavy breathing and sexy talk with the usual female voice, he actually offered to buy my sig space.

As you have seen from past sig purchases, I will not sell to just anybody and I demand top dollar for my sig. Well....Along with promising to double his business through my 900# sex lines, he has also offered a substancial payoff for my posting efforts.

Full blown, all expenses covered trip to L.A. for the Webmaster Access West show. Airfare, Hotel, Rental Car, Food (possibly the single most costly item), and enough spending money to get me through a day or two in the Los Angeles garment district.

So in ending...I hope to see a lot of you there...Not all of you though.

oh...and SEE SIG!

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 03:10 PM

The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.

Brad-Wishing · 10-30-2003, 03:10 PM

Anal?

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Anal?

No thanks. I'll pass.

SleazyDream · 10-30-2003, 03:13 PM

nice

PersianKitty · 10-30-2003, 03:15 PM

Geezz.. now I'm thinking.. do I need to start posting more and sell mine. Maybe become like Amp or AaronM or Sleazy and post tons and tons to get my sig seen. (course I have sigs turned off)

Brad-Wishing · 10-30-2003, 03:16 PM

Damn is NO ONE up for new things these days?

WiredGuy · 10-30-2003, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.

I'm sure Lensman can sneak you in the backdoor

WG

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

I'm sure Lensman can sneak you in the backdoor
WG

He tries that every time we are alone.

Jason · 10-30-2003, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.

I got your back.

chowda · 10-30-2003, 03:45 PM

damn man... post that pic of the sandwitch eating u

classic.

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
damn man... post that pic of the sandwitch eating u

classic.

Tanker · 10-30-2003, 03:54 PM

see you there

WiredGuy · 10-30-2003, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
He tries that every time we are alone.

I didn't mean him trying to get into your backdoor

WG

Phoenix · 10-30-2003, 03:55 PM

this show is looking like it is the place to be

StuartD · 10-30-2003, 04:00 PM

Lensman isn't worthy of my phone number.

Uhmm... when I make enough $ to get a phone number I mean.

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
this show is looking like it is the place to be

It is the place to be.

It is the first in what will no doubt be a kick ass series. I plan on attending every show. Finally I have an excuse to attend European shows without the fear of them being fucked up. When Adult.com invests this much time and effort into something, they don't do it half assed.

brand0n · 10-30-2003, 04:27 PM

next time he calls, will you inform him that i want in on that deal?

baddog · 10-30-2003, 04:34 PM

guess I don't need to clean the bedroom after all

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
guess I don't need to clean the bedroom after all

I will still send the hookers by to pay you a visit.

MetaMan · 10-30-2003, 04:57 PM

Aaron M reminds me of a well rounded pitbull.

baddog · 10-30-2003, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

I will still send the hookers by to pay you a visit.

you always were a good son

slapass · 10-30-2003, 04:59 PM

You have created the new art of sig selling.

wargames · 10-30-2003, 04:59 PM

cool deal

eroswebmaster · 10-30-2003, 05:00 PM

Aaron let me sleep at the foot of your bed and I'll pay the $50 registration fee. ;)

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Aaron let me sleep at the foot of your bed and I'll pay the $50 registration fee. ;)

Sorry. Lensman has already given that spot to Eric.

GTS Mark · 10-30-2003, 05:30 PM

Aaron you're a whore, but I love you!

DH

Raven · 10-30-2003, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Aaron you're a whore, but I love you!

DH

Sweetie...we're all whores.....one way or the other.....

hyatla · 10-30-2003, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Tanker
see you there

You sure to come? I have some stuff in phoenix need to be hauled to LA. 2 boxes.

hyatla · 10-30-2003, 05:58 PM

I was wondering about the food too. Will there be free lunch for all on Saturday? Like a buffet or function something? That may be the only chance I have to know other webmasters.

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyatla
I was wondering about the food too. Will there be free lunch for all on Saturday? Like a buffet or function something? That may be the only chance I have to know other webmasters.

This just in:

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Lensman · 10-30-2003, 06:43 PM

Ever since I saw his ass, I've been traumatized.

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Lensman
Ever since I saw his ass, I've been traumatized.

You mean infatuated.

I can be hired to correct all of your mistakes like this.

Dawgy · 10-30-2003, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Ever since I saw his ass, I've been traumatized.

ytcracker · 10-30-2003, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

This just in:

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

TINSTAAFL

anyway have fun ill light a candle or something because i wont be able to make it.

and yea, pk, you could probably do something similar. perhaps a trip to somewhere tropical would justify you selling your sig

Triple 6 · 10-30-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.

that made me laugh out loud, thanks

GigaChris · 10-30-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

show off

GrimShawn · 10-30-2003, 07:10 PM

Can I sleep on your floor?

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GigaChris

show off

I own an Adult.com windbreaker and you don't..So NAH!

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
Can I sleep on your floor?

Sure thing. Please be sure and feed my dog while I am in L.A.

There is beer in the fridge and booze behind the wetbar.

Basic_man · 10-30-2003, 07:20 PM

Maybe I'll see you in a party in some years hehe ! So cool for ya !

JDog · 10-30-2003, 07:29 PM

That's cool! I'd like to post for Lens!

jDoG

SleazyDream · 10-30-2003, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Geezz.. now I'm thinking.. do I need to start posting more and sell mine. Maybe become like Amp or AaronM or Sleazy and post tons and tons to get my sig seen. (course I have sigs turned off)

i post for fun, and every post has meaning.

i could care less about my sig - and if you remember the money made from it was ALL donated to charity.

jaYMan · 10-30-2003, 08:39 PM

Right on AaronM ;)

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Oracle Porn · 10-30-2003, 08:40 PM

an admin bought a sig on his own board?

DrewKole · 10-30-2003, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

i post for fun, and every post has meaning.

i could care less about my sig - and if you remember the money made from it was ALL donated to charity.

How much did it rake in, BTW? I musta missed that, and what charity?

Serious questions.

SleazyDream · 10-30-2003, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole

How much did it rake in, BTW? I musta missed that, and what charity?

Serious questions.

$2000 for 30 days - money went to Riverdale place homes - a group home orgamization for the mentally handicapped.
(fitting for money made from GFY)

ken lawson won the ebay auction.

Dawgy · 10-30-2003, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
$2000 for 30 days - money went to Riverdale place homes - a group home orgamization for the mentally handicapped.
(fitting for money made from GFY)

ken lawson won the ebay auction.

DrewKole · 10-30-2003, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

$2000 for 30 days - money went to Riverdale place homes - a group home orgamization for the mentally handicapped.
(fitting for money made from GFY)

ken lawson won the ebay auction.

very cool.

AaronM · 10-30-2003, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
an admin bought a sig on his own board?

Ironic, ain't it?

10-30-2003, 03:08 PM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	So I get this call from Lensman...... This was kinda strange. Instead of the normal heavy breathing and sexy talk with the usual female voice, he actually offered to buy my sig space. As you have seen from past sig purchases, I will not sell to just anybody and I demand top dollar for my sig. Well....Along with promising to double his business through my 900# sex lines, he has also offered a substancial payoff for my posting efforts. Full blown, all expenses covered trip to L.A. for the Webmaster Access West show. Airfare, Hotel, Rental Car, Food (possibly the single most costly item), and enough spending money to get me through a day or two in the Los Angeles garment district. So in ending...I hope to see a lot of you there...Not all of you though. oh...and SEE SIG!

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