So I get this call from Lensman......
 

This was kinda strange. Instead of the normal heavy breathing and sexy talk with the usual female voice, he actually offered to buy my sig space.

As you have seen from past sig purchases, I will not sell to just anybody and I demand top dollar for my sig. Well....Along with promising to double his business through my 900# sex lines, he has also offered a substancial payoff for my posting efforts.

Full blown, all expenses covered trip to L.A. for the Webmaster Access West show. Airfare, Hotel, Rental Car, Food (possibly the single most costly item), and enough spending money to get me through a day or two in the Los Angeles garment district.

So in ending...I hope to see a lot of you there...Not all of you though.

oh...and SEE SIG!

The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.

Anal?

No thanks. I'll pass.

nice

:thumbsup

Geezz.. now I'm thinking.. do I need to start posting more and sell mine. Maybe become like Amp or AaronM or Sleazy and post tons and tons to get my sig seen. (course I have sigs turned off)

Damn is NO ONE up for new things these days? :1orglaugh

I'm sure Lensman can sneak you in the backdoor :)
WG

He tries that every time we are alone. :disgust

I got your back. :thumbsup

damn man... post that pic of the sandwitch eating u

classic.

see you there

I didn't mean him trying to get into your backdoor :)
WG

this show is looking like it is the place to be

Lensman isn't worthy of my phone number.

Uhmm... when I make enough $ to get a phone number I mean.

It is the place to be.

It is the first in what will no doubt be a kick ass series. I plan on attending every show. Finally I have an excuse to attend European shows without the fear of them being fucked up. When Adult.com invests this much time and effort into something, they don't do it half assed.

next time he calls, will you inform him that i want in on that deal?

guess I don't need to clean the bedroom after all

I will still send the hookers by to pay you a visit.

Aaron M reminds me of a well rounded pitbull.

you always were a good son

You have created the new art of sig selling.

:thumbsup

cool deal :thumbsup

Aaron let me sleep at the foot of your bed and I'll pay the $50 registration fee. ;)

Sorry. Lensman has already given that spot to Eric.

Aaron you're a whore, but I love you! :thumbsup

DH

Sweetie...we're all whores.....one way or the other.....:)

You sure to come? I have some stuff in phoenix need to be hauled to LA. 2 boxes. :2 cents:

I was wondering about the food too. Will there be free lunch for all on Saturday? Like a buffet or function something? That may be the only chance I have to know other webmasters.

This just in:


There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Ever since I saw his ass, I've been traumatized.

You mean infatuated.

I can be hired to correct all of your mistakes like this.

TINSTAAFL

anyway have fun ill light a candle or something because i wont be able to make it.

and yea, pk, you could probably do something similar. perhaps a trip to somewhere tropical would justify you selling your sig

:1orglaugh

that made me laugh out loud, thanks :winkwink:

show off :1orglaugh

Can I sleep on your floor?

I own an Adult.com windbreaker and you don't..So NAH! :1orglaugh

Sure thing. Please be sure and feed my dog while I am in L.A. :glugglug

There is beer in the fridge and booze behind the wetbar.

Maybe I'll see you in a party in some years hehe ! So cool for ya !

That's cool! I'd like to post for Lens!

jDoG

i post for fun, and every post has meaning.

i could care less about my sig - and if you remember the money made from it was ALL donated to charity.

Right on AaronM ;)

:thumbsup:

an admin bought a sig on his own board? :1orglaugh

How much did it rake in, BTW? I musta missed that, and what charity?

Serious questions.

$2000 for 30 days - money went to Riverdale place homes - a group home orgamization for the mentally handicapped.
(fitting for money made from GFY)

ken lawson won the ebay auction.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :glugglug

very cool.

Ironic, ain't it? :glugglug