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the Shemp · 10-28-2003, 05:39 PM

Just got a letter from the Leukemia People (love that name)
that becasue my bone marrow was destroyed, all the immunities i had bulit up over the years have to be redone.

So i need the following shots:

diptheria
tetanus
polio
infuenza B
influenza X
strepto pneumonia
meningitis
hepatitis B
measles
mumps
reubella
etc

do they still give kids lollipops when they get their shots?

doober · 10-28-2003, 05:41 PM

wow that really sucks....
Hopefully you will get a nice blonde nurse with big boobies to offset the whole thing...maybe she will give you a lollipop too

baddog · 10-28-2003, 05:41 PM

damn dude, you will be able to open a candy store afterwards if they do.

As always you will be in my thoughts.

BrettJ · 10-28-2003, 05:41 PM

holy shit. they will have to spread those out over time, won't they?

(here i'm thinking you want a fan sign)

GFED · 10-28-2003, 05:41 PM

Good luck... I hate needles...

boneprone · 10-28-2003, 05:42 PM

Damn...

Its a good thing we didnt share drinks or breathe the same air in Vancover!

I may have given ya some of those things on that list!!

Im a walking disease!
Your Doctors warn you about people like me!

chowda · 10-28-2003, 05:43 PM

dont forget polio

Oracle Porn · 10-28-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Just got a letter from the Leukemia People (love that name)
that becasue my bone marrow was destroyed, all the immunities i had bulit up over the years have to be redone.

So i need the following shots:

diptheria
tetanus
polio
infuenza B
influenza X
strepto pneumonia
meningitis
hepatitis B
measles
mumps
reubella
etc

do they still give kids lollipops when they get their shots?

Lollipops are for kids...
You are going to get another shot as a prize... a cumshot

boneprone · 10-28-2003, 05:43 PM

Shemp it was cool chillin with ya at the show.
Powering up our little table during the Roundtable Discussions.

MrIzzz · 10-28-2003, 05:43 PM

might as well throw a shot of Jack Daniels in there too

KaLi · 10-28-2003, 05:43 PM

Well that just sucks right there

Phoenix · 10-28-2003, 05:44 PM

Damn...that is rough...do any have side effects?

best wishes

BrettJ · 10-28-2003, 05:44 PM

I think she is available

basschick · 10-28-2003, 05:45 PM

damn, shemp - if you get a lollipop for each of those shots, you're going to need new teeth!

good luck, dude

the Shemp · 10-28-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Shemp it was cool chillin with ya at the show.
Powering up our little table during the Roundtable Discussions.

i hope you werent virus infected, hehe

the Shemp · 10-28-2003, 05:50 PM

thanks everyone, i think there is a time period over which the shots are given, some require boosters too.

its all life experience

TDF · 10-28-2003, 05:52 PM

my dad can take anything!

BrettJ · 10-28-2003, 05:53 PM

okay here she is... porn is bad... really needs to allow hotlinking

Gemini · 10-28-2003, 05:54 PM

Cheer up Shemp.

The first three are usually all in the same shot.

Hurts like a summm bee but only for a day or two. Might get a heckuva knot where they stick you so don't bump that!!!!

They give little toys in lieu of suckers now sometimes. ;-) Might get a yo yo for all of those!! Then you will be able to communicate with juicy easier... Yo! Yo! Yo! lol

boneprone · 10-28-2003, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
thanks everyone, i think there is a time period over which the shots are given, some require boosters too.

its all life experience

What doesnt kill you only makes you stronger..

You've been through a lot.

One of the strongest people Ive ever known.

revbuddylove · 10-28-2003, 05:56 PM

Whenever I take my kids for shots the doctor gives out crappy sugar free lollipops.

Good thinking doc, replace (kind of bad for you) sugar with cancer causing sugar substitutes.

clubsexy · 10-28-2003, 05:57 PM

Sorry to hear that Shemp.

Aussie Rebel · 10-28-2003, 06:06 PM

Keep ya chin up mate!! Nothing can keep the shemp down

Jamdin · 10-28-2003, 06:14 PM

Getting all those shots might be a bummer, Shemp, but you need most of them if not all to stay healthy. Good luck and don't forget to cough before you bend over ;)

Elli · 10-28-2003, 06:29 PM

Keep your chin up, Shemp! You know we're all rooting for you!

And make sure that's one lollipop for EACH shot, not just each visit! Don't let them shave ya.

mailman · 10-28-2003, 06:31 PM

take er easy Shemp!

JDog · 10-28-2003, 06:35 PM

I hate shots!

Dude, but needa get them!

jDoG

WiredGuy · 10-28-2003, 06:48 PM

Best wishes Shemp

RRRED · 10-28-2003, 06:52 PM

So why exactly do you have to get all this done? What happened to your bone marrow?

If you don't mind me asking :-/

LadyMischief · 10-28-2003, 06:57 PM

Ugh that's awful! I don't know about lolipops, but my kids got cute little stickers that said "behind this sticker is one great kid". Maybe they have a limited edition "behind this sticker is one great Shemp" version! Good luck hon!

Peaches · 10-28-2003, 07:01 PM

Dang Shemp - you're a walking epidemic just waiting to erupt.

My Dr. used to always give those big Saf-T-Pops with the string instead of a stick and they were really thick, big lollipops. When my son was 4, I started taking him to my old Dr. and they STILL had them there.

the Shemp · 10-28-2003, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
So why exactly do you have to get all this done? What happened to your bone marrow?

If you don't mind me asking :-/

i had Leukemia and the only way i could survive was with a bone marrow transplant. so they destroy your old marrow with radiation, then give you a donors bone marrow.

pussyluver · 10-28-2003, 07:14 PM

Sorry man.

My doctor used to have a nurse that was built.. When ever she had to do something like draw four pints of blood for testing, she'd grab my arm and made sure I was distracted. She got married and moved away. Going to the doctor hasn't been the same since.

You know what was the harm she gave away a few feels and made what ever you had to go through easier.. Smart nurse if ya ask me.

The Other Steve · 10-28-2003, 07:49 PM

Shemp - The Amazing Walking Talking Human Pin Cushion - if TGP dies there's always Side Show Alley

Seriously though mate - Marie and I are thinking of you.

gornyhuy · 10-28-2003, 07:56 PM

If you want I can bring my little boy's teddy bear and security blanket that Grandma knitted! It stops him from crying within about 10 seconds after his shots... !

man those things are brutal to a little 1 year old. 4 shots per visit, 2 in either thigh, in rapid succession. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.

Congrats on beating the leukemia! Lifes rich tapestry eh?

DTK · 10-28-2003, 07:58 PM

Damn, Shemp! No fun

Hope it all goes well

DirkG · 10-28-2003, 08:05 PM

Shemp, glad you are OK and still in good spirits at least. On an even better side. It looks like you are talking about 2 maybe 3 shots at the most 2 times seperated by a few months. Most of what you named are always combined together into one shot. My kids got most of those in the same visit. One shot in each leg. Then again 6 months later. Another one for you list is ChickenPox. I've had it twice, and you certainly dont want it again.
Once I was a kid. The second time a couple of years ago. Right after my divorce, one of the lowest points in my life, everything was going wrong so I decided to pick up my kids and go to mcdonalds. After about 30minutes I looked over at the kid sitting in the booth next to me and he was all broken out and pussie. First thing I thought was "Damn, with my luck I'll get the pox again". A short while later, I had them all over me at the age of 30. With as bad as I already felt from everything else, the added pain of the chickenpox really didnt matter much to me. I'm sure someone with a sound mind and not depressed to the point that you have stopped eating and dont get out of bed would find chicken pox extreamly uncomfortable.

DirkG · 10-28-2003, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
If you want I can bring my little boy's teddy bear and security blanket that Grandma knitted! It stops him from crying within about 10 seconds after his shots... !

man those things are brutal to a little 1 year old. 4 shots per visit, 2 in either thigh, in rapid succession. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.

Congrats on beating the leukemia! Lifes rich tapestry eh?

4 shots, that what I ment. I knew it was something like that. But I am sure there was a time or two with only one shot in each leg.

Carrie · 10-28-2003, 08:16 PM

Shemp I've got to take my 5yr old to the doctor tomorrow afternoon for his last shot for the school year - I'll be thinking of ya.

And of course, I hope you get a REAL hot nurse

Neriah Davis · 10-28-2003, 08:22 PM

Nurse Neriah to the rescue!!!

the Shemp · 10-28-2003, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neriah Davis
Nurse Neriah to the rescue!!!

there is a God afterall

asuna · 10-28-2003, 08:29 PM

Good luck shemp! there's not much I can do, but if I could of, i'd do it

Raven · 10-28-2003, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Just got a letter from the Leukemia People (love that name)
that becasue my bone marrow was destroyed, all the immunities i had bulit up over the years have to be redone.

So i need the following shots:

diptheria
tetanus
polio
infuenza B
influenza X
strepto pneumonia
meningitis
hepatitis B
measles
mumps
reubella
etc

do they still give kids lollipops when they get their shots?

Of course you get lollipops....

And, hugs....many hugs...

It was wonderful seeing you again......

SureFire · 10-28-2003, 08:35 PM

My doctor doesn't give out lollipops anymore

Best wishes Shemp

Hot Tropical Babes · 10-28-2003, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Just got a letter from the Leukemia People (love that name)
that becasue my bone marrow was destroyed, all the immunities i had bulit up over the years have to be redone.

So i need the following shots:

diptheria
tetanus
polio
infuenza B
influenza X
strepto pneumonia
meningitis
hepatitis B
measles
mumps
reubella
etc

do they still give kids lollipops when they get their shots?

If they dont give you a lolli, i'll send you one, xoxo's
Lanie

the Shemp · 10-29-2003, 12:06 AM

Thanks again everyone, im debating whether to do this or not.

Raven · 10-29-2003, 12:13 AM

You'd, of course, know better, Shemp.....with all the research you've done....

As one with a medical background, albeit paltry compared to those with whom you deal...the only recommendation I would make is to get them separate and spread them out...and make sure you feel pretty damned good on those days the shots are scheduled...

Also, there are some childhood diseases for which we become immune over the years...having been exposed to it for a sustained amount of time.....so...you may want to consider asking about which ones would be priority.....

uno · 10-29-2003, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Thanks again everyone, im debating whether to do this or not.

What is the harm of getting a few shots? If you have to do it, DO IT. Feel comfort in the fact that you will have uno's full support.

Bansheelinks · 10-29-2003, 12:18 AM

Shemp,

you are one of the good ppl on this board.........I hope it goes well...........I had a friend die of leukemia when I was younger and it was terrible as he was struck down so young.......

good luck with the shots and all

Rocky · 10-29-2003, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Just got a letter from the Leukemia People (love that name)
that becasue my bone marrow was destroyed, all the immunities i had bulit up over the years have to be redone.

So i need the following shots:

diptheria
tetanus
polio
infuenza B
influenza X
strepto pneumonia
meningitis
hepatitis B
measles
mumps
reubella
etc

do they still give kids lollipops when they get their shots?

if i was in your shoes i would only get

infuenza B
influenza X
strepto pneumonia

do some research on the rest and see if they are really worth the risk

cheers Rob

10-28-2003, 05:39 PM	#1
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	Shemp needs shots - good grief Just got a letter from the Leukemia People (love that name) that becasue my bone marrow was destroyed, all the immunities i had bulit up over the years have to be redone. So i need the following shots: diptheria tetanus polio infuenza B influenza X strepto pneumonia meningitis hepatitis B measles mumps reubella etc do they still give kids lollipops when they get their shots? __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

10-28-2003, 05:41 PM	#5
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10-28-2003, 05:42 PM	#6
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10-28-2003, 05:43 PM	#7
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10-28-2003, 05:43 PM	#9
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Shemp it was cool chillin with ya at the show. Powering up our little table during the Roundtable Discussions. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-28-2003, 05:41 PM	#2
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	wow that really sucks.... Hopefully you will get a nice blonde nurse with big boobies to offset the whole thing...maybe she will give you a lollipop too

10-28-2003, 05:41 PM	#3
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	damn dude, you will be able to open a candy store afterwards if they do. As always you will be in my thoughts.

10-28-2003, 05:41 PM	#4
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	holy shit. they will have to spread those out over time, won't they? (here i'm thinking you want a fan sign)

10-28-2003, 05:43 PM	#10
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10-28-2003, 05:43 PM	#11
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10-28-2003, 05:45 PM	#14
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10-28-2003, 05:50 PM	#16
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	thanks everyone, i think there is a time period over which the shots are given, some require boosters too. its all life experience __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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10-28-2003, 05:53 PM	#18
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10-28-2003, 05:54 PM	#19
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Cheer up Shemp. The first three are usually all in the same shot. Hurts like a summm bee but only for a day or two. Might get a heckuva knot where they stick you so don't bump that!!!! They give little toys in lieu of suckers now sometimes. ;-) Might get a yo yo for all of those!! Then you will be able to communicate with juicy easier... Yo! Yo! Yo! lol __________________ <center><a target="_blank" href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac"><img border="0" src="http://216.130.172.224/gfy/gsig.gif" width="490" height="100"></a><br><a href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac" target="_blank"><b><font face="Arial"><font color="#FF99FF"> Buy me away from Slavedriver Smokey!<br>It's May Sig Sweeps!<font></b></center>

10-28-2003, 05:56 PM	#21
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10-28-2003, 05:57 PM	#22
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10-28-2003, 06:06 PM	#23
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	Keep ya chin up mate!! Nothing can keep the shemp down

10-28-2003, 06:14 PM	#24
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Getting all those shots might be a bummer, Shemp, but you need most of them if not all to stay healthy. Good luck and don't forget to cough before you bend over ;)

10-28-2003, 06:29 PM	#25
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Keep your chin up, Shemp! You know we're all rooting for you! And make sure that's one lollipop for EACH shot, not just each visit! Don't let them shave ya. __________________ email: [email protected]

10-28-2003, 06:31 PM	#26
mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	take er easy Shemp!

10-28-2003, 06:35 PM	#27
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10-28-2003, 06:48 PM	#28
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10-28-2003, 06:52 PM	#29
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	So why exactly do you have to get all this done? What happened to your bone marrow? If you don't mind me asking :-/

10-28-2003, 06:57 PM	#30
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Ugh that's awful! I don't know about lolipops, but my kids got cute little stickers that said "behind this sticker is one great kid". Maybe they have a limited edition "behind this sticker is one great Shemp" version! Good luck hon! __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

10-28-2003, 07:01 PM	#31
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Dang Shemp - you're a walking epidemic just waiting to erupt. My Dr. used to always give those big Saf-T-Pops with the string instead of a stick and they were really thick, big lollipops. When my son was 4, I started taking him to my old Dr. and they STILL had them there.

10-28-2003, 07:14 PM	#33
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Sorry man. My doctor used to have a nurse that was built.. When ever she had to do something like draw four pints of blood for testing, she'd grab my arm and made sure I was distracted. She got married and moved away. Going to the doctor hasn't been the same since. You know what was the harm she gave away a few feels and made what ever you had to go through easier.. Smart nurse if ya ask me.

10-28-2003, 07:49 PM	#34
The Other Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sunny Queensland - perfect one day and better the next. Posts: 2,106	Shemp - The Amazing Walking Talking Human Pin Cushion - if TGP dies there's always Side Show Alley Seriously though mate - Marie and I are thinking of you. __________________ Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

10-28-2003, 07:56 PM	#35
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	If you want I can bring my little boy's teddy bear and security blanket that Grandma knitted! It stops him from crying within about 10 seconds after his shots... ! man those things are brutal to a little 1 year old. 4 shots per visit, 2 in either thigh, in rapid succession. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. Congrats on beating the leukemia! Lifes rich tapestry eh? __________________ icq:159548293

10-28-2003, 07:58 PM	#36
DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	Damn, Shemp! No fun Hope it all goes well

10-28-2003, 08:05 PM	#37
DirkG Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Eugene, OR Posts: 289	Shemp, glad you are OK and still in good spirits at least. On an even better side. It looks like you are talking about 2 maybe 3 shots at the most 2 times seperated by a few months. Most of what you named are always combined together into one shot. My kids got most of those in the same visit. One shot in each leg. Then again 6 months later. Another one for you list is ChickenPox. I've had it twice, and you certainly dont want it again. Once I was a kid. The second time a couple of years ago. Right after my divorce, one of the lowest points in my life, everything was going wrong so I decided to pick up my kids and go to mcdonalds. After about 30minutes I looked over at the kid sitting in the booth next to me and he was all broken out and pussie. First thing I thought was "Damn, with my luck I'll get the pox again". A short while later, I had them all over me at the age of 30. With as bad as I already felt from everything else, the added pain of the chickenpox really didnt matter much to me. I'm sure someone with a sound mind and not depressed to the point that you have stopped eating and dont get out of bed would find chicken pox extreamly uncomfortable.

10-28-2003, 08:16 PM	#39
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	Shemp I've got to take my 5yr old to the doctor tomorrow afternoon for his last shot for the school year - I'll be thinking of ya. And of course, I hope you get a REAL hot nurse

10-28-2003, 08:22 PM	#40
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10-28-2003, 08:29 PM	#42
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	Good luck shemp! there's not much I can do, but if I could of, i'd do it __________________