Is Your Penis Average???? - GoFuckYourself.com

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 08:14 AM

Men of the world, rejoice! The average length of an erect penis is shorter than you probably think.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Wo...ffiles155.html

Average is 5.877 inches, size of a butterfingers candy bar :-)

chowda · 10-24-2003, 08:15 AM

johnbosh · 10-24-2003, 08:17 AM

:D Then Im above average (lucky me

)

nofx · 10-24-2003, 08:18 AM

yay i'm above average

com · 10-24-2003, 08:19 AM

Hahaha i pitty da fool

PersianKitty · 10-24-2003, 08:20 AM

::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

nofx · 10-24-2003, 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

FREAK!

gornyhuy · 10-24-2003, 08:24 AM

Above average!!! (who would've thought!)

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 08:25 AM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

LOL, if men are like butterfingers women are like? :-)))

IntenseCash · 10-24-2003, 08:26 AM

I have to get out a ruler to find out... I was told I was bigger then average before though

Tala · 10-24-2003, 08:27 AM

Someone stole mine!!!

waitaminute.....with one of these, though, I can get one of those pretty easily.

chowda · 10-24-2003, 08:28 AM

no penis

Krusty · 10-24-2003, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

DAMN! neither do I!

HAHAHA

......... but my other half has a far more-than-average size! yay!

Tala · 10-24-2003, 08:29 AM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga

LOL, if men are like butterfingers women are like? :-)))

If men tasted like butterfingers, then world peace would happen, one blowjob at a time.

Only I'd suck all the chocolate off and leave the peanutbutter stuff. ickies.

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 08:29 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
Someone stole mine!!!

waitaminute.....with one of these, though, I can get one of those pretty easily.

All ya need is:

For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended).

goBigtime · 10-24-2003, 08:29 AM

In a laboratory somewhere, there is a scientist with a 2.498" long penis working on the next "average penis size" study

Tala · 10-24-2003, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
In a laboratory somewhere, there is a scientist with a 2.498" long penis working on the next "average penis size" study

goBigtime · 10-24-2003, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga

All ya need is:

For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended).

And guys, don't eat the candybars after holding them to your dirty dirties, and for the love of everything holy -
DON'T SPILL THE COFFEE!

PersianKitty · 10-24-2003, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga

All ya need is:

For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended).

grande eh? I had a venti this morning.. the Starbucks kind that is. No grande, venti or anything else going on in my house.

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 08:33 AM

Imagine in 2003 trying to do this survey:

Quote:

When Alfred Kinsey did his groundbreaking research in the mid-1940s, researchers simply gave men stamped postcards. Each one simply held a postcard against his erect penis, marked how long it was, and slipped the results in the mail.

goBigtime · 10-24-2003, 08:34 AM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga
Imagine in 2003 trying to do this survey:

Psssh....imagine trying to do it in the mid 1940's.

Our egos have no sense of time or space.

com · 10-24-2003, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Someone stole mine!!!

waitaminute.....with one of these, though, I can get one of those pretty easily.

hahahaha

Serge_Oprano · 10-24-2003, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
Men of the world, rejoice! The average length of an erect penis is shorter than you probably think.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Wo...ffiles155.html

Average is 5.877 inches, size of a butterfingers candy bar :-)

Mine is 6 1/2 erected,
7 when I think of you
;-)))

plexer · 10-24-2003, 08:36 AM

Not fare! it curves to the left! Where's the starting point, Ball Sack? I need a tape measure!

nofx · 10-24-2003, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
Imagine in 2003 trying to do this survey:

It would never go right in Flordia

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 08:38 AM

This halloween I will never look at candy and starbucks the same.

Here ya go men, visualize this....your penis rating system:

goBigtime · 10-24-2003, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by plexer
Not fare! it curves to the left! Where's the starting point, Ball Sack? I need a tape measure!

Start from the ball of your foot

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Mine is 6 1/2 erected,
7 when I think of you
;-)))

Ah Serge, your penis is like a box of chocolates... :-)))

loverboy · 10-24-2003, 08:39 AM

what a relief... just hit the borderline.
does anyone actually know if penis enlargement pills really works? no, i don't want to try one. just curious since im getting spammed most of the time about these so called enlargement drugs.

goBigtime · 10-24-2003, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
This halloween I will never look at candy and starbucks the same.

Here ya go men, visualize this....your penis rating system:

It's pretty clear that whoever made that chart just wanted to turn "pencil dick" into a good thing.

clubsexy · 10-24-2003, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
This halloween I will never look at candy and starbucks the same.

Here ya go men, visualize this....your penis rating system:

Awesome graphic...... honey what size is my cock? Butterfinger, twix, starbucks, bit-o-honey...

GeXus · 10-24-2003, 08:40 AM

is 3 inches concidered small?

Hammer · 10-24-2003, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by plexer
Not fare! it curves to the left! Where's the starting point, Ball Sack? I need a tape measure!

No, you don't measure from the ball sack underneath the penis you measure the top starting at the base. If I measure underneath from the ball sack I make John Holmes look tiny.

rocki · 10-24-2003, 08:41 AM

BIGGER IS BETTER!!!!

Milena Dickman · 10-24-2003, 08:44 AM

Just did a check now and, rather I don´t have one or I have a such a small penis that made everybody believe that I am a woman... including myself.

Serge_Oprano · 10-24-2003, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga

Ah Serge, your penis is like a box of chocolates... :-)))

I'd like to put it on my grave stone
;-)))

Tala · 10-24-2003, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
This halloween I will never look at candy and starbucks the same.

Same here. LOL! I'm giving out butterfingers and nestle cruch bars!!

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 08:55 AM

LOL...

When we give out the halloween candy, the "bite size candy bars" to the youngsters, we can tell them they have a lot to look forward to.

Gawd, I am skewed now....this is just wrong.

Tala · 10-24-2003, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
LOL...

When we give out the halloween candy, the "bite size candy bars" to the youngsters, we can tell them they have a lot to look forward to.

Gawd, I am skewed now....this is just wrong.

Markit · 10-24-2003, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

yes you have,
is very small so check better

loverboy · 10-24-2003, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by plexer
Not fare! it curves to the left! Where's the starting point, Ball Sack? I need a tape measure!

lol use a tape measure instead to size up your length

ytcracker · 10-24-2003, 09:02 AM

i dont think it matters what average is

if the girl thinks you look small you are fucked

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
i dont think it matters what average is

if the girl thinks you look small you are fucked

I would think being smaller makes it easier to deep throat. Who wants to choke down a horse...

Anyhoo, diameter apparently has its merits too.

What do I know, I am a lesbian.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-24-2003, 09:06 AM

all of my penises are way above average

in honor of this wonderful thread..i had to post this pic

ytcracker · 10-24-2003, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga

I would think being smaller makes it easier to deep throat. Who wants to choke down a horse...

Anyhoo, diameter apparently has its merits too.

What do I know, I am a lesbian.

i'm just saying you might be scientifically average but it doesnt really help your odds if a woman's perception is that it isn't.

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 09:09 AM

1800 penises for my post penis count.

Classic picture, you remind me of 31 flavors.

GeXus · 10-24-2003, 09:18 AM

myjah · 10-24-2003, 09:22 AM

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When Alfred Kinsey did his groundbreaking research in the mid-1940s, researchers simply gave men stamped postcards. Each one simply held a postcard against his erect penis, marked how long it was, and slipped the results in the mail.
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i'm soo sure that was an accurate study.

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by myjah
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When Alfred Kinsey did his groundbreaking research in the mid-1940s, researchers simply gave men stamped postcards. Each one simply held a postcard against his erect penis, marked how long it was, and slipped the results in the mail.
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i'm soo sure that was an accurate study.

It was the thought that counted :-)

roly · 10-24-2003, 09:28 AM

i would imagine that even that study is flawed slightly, if you're hung like a hamster you wouldn't want to whip it out for two nurses. but the guys who were hung like horses would be fighting to get to the front of the queue.

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