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Gabriel · 10-24-2003, 09:29 AM

50 "over-achievers"

johnbosh · 10-24-2003, 09:31 AM

Not realy have what to say but:
<-- 700

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 09:37 AM

Johnbosh, may you hit the 1000 penis mark soon! XXXOOO

PattyeCake* · 10-24-2003, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

LMAO!!!

Furious_Female · 10-24-2003, 09:56 AM

I always thought 5" was about average and too big!

I think it's funny how most guys online pretend to be 8" or bigger. I think they start measuring at the BEGINNING of their large intestines.

goBigtime · 10-24-2003, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by roly
i would imagine that even that study is flawed slightly, if you're hung like a hamster you wouldn't want to whip it out for two nurses. but the guys who were hung like horses would be fighting to get to the front of the queue.

Maybe they used a glory hole?

bigdog · 10-24-2003, 10:03 AM

a solid 4 inches here

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female
I think they start measuring at the BEGINNING of their large intestines.

Ross · 10-24-2003, 10:15 AM

Is this the average size throughout the world? If so then thats only because Asian men have small dicks. The average size of a man's cock in Japan is 4 inches.

Try getting a more accurate size for maybe USA or Europe. I'm sure it will be a lot more.

Ice · 10-24-2003, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 12:12 PM

As a female what would I do with a penis, ya can't hide it well, it reveals your intimate thoughts at the WRONG times, ya get your zipper caught on it, it makes for a lousy padding on a mens bike, its "there" so ya have to grab it, pull it, or play with it...

I dunno, seems like a penis is alot of work.

traffictrader · 10-24-2003, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by plexer
Not fare! it curves to the left! Where's the starting point, Ball Sack? I need a tape measure!

lol same problem.

I can be 7 if i messure from the curved side, but only 6 1/2 if i do a straight line.

Also, women on the board back be up here, I've been told I was big by many girls (even though i consider myself average) because of my girth. They've all told me girth is more important to them... Women on gfy agree or disagree?

brothenberg · 10-24-2003, 01:22 PM

Lisa loves DA cock..

titmowse · 10-24-2003, 01:23 PM

according to my email, my penis is very tiny

Drake · 10-24-2003, 01:30 PM

LOL, I'm sure most of us appreciate this post.

All I know is that when women will continue to manipulate the size issue.

If you're small they'll say size doesn't matter and it's personality that counts or that it's not size but how you use it. When you're big they'll say size does matter, the bigger being better.

The key point to notice is that a larger size can do things that a smaller size cannot. Also, if you have a great personality and you're large, it seems you can only come out on top.

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike33
The key point to notice is that a larger size can do things that a smaller size cannot.

What? A small penis may not be able to exit her nostrils but what else?

The other myth is the mans foot size has nothing to do with penis size, and the size of their hand is no indication either.

About all one can bet on and most likely win the bet over is, if your package is down your right leg your "right handed".

Mr Pheer · 10-24-2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga

All ya need is:

For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended).

I think they meant Almond Joy, not Mounds.

Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds doesnt.

Tala · 10-24-2003, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer

I think they meant Almond Joy, not Mounds.

Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds doesnt.

Butrflied · 10-24-2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Is this the average size throughout the world? If so then thats only because Asian men have small dicks. The average size of a man's cock in Japan is 4 inches.

Try getting a more accurate size for maybe USA or Europe. I'm sure it will be a lot more.

The article said it was done in Cancun on spring break .. so I'm guessing it was mostly American guys .. it would be kinda interesting to see a global break down though ..

Fu-Q · 10-24-2003, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby

what are you laughing at? from what i hear you dont have one either

BeHeadR · 10-24-2003, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
all of my penises are way above average

in honor of this wonderful thread..i had to post this pic

I think I see mine in there...lets say its around 3 o'clock or maybe 3:30

hottoddy · 10-24-2003, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
...

Average is 5.877 inches, size of a butterfingers candy bar :-)

But doesn't that "world average" figure in a billion Chinese and another billion random Asians? Although Africa would balance it out a bit ...

hyatla · 10-24-2003, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy

But doesn't that "world average" figure in a billion Chinese and another billion random Asians? Although Africa would balance it out a bit ...

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 04:37 PM

LOL, I have no idea how they came up with this.

Just thank your stars most men are NOT tootise roll midgets!

davecummings · 10-24-2003, 05:07 PM

I'm barely above average; and, for my occupation as a porn star, I'm waaaay below average (except, possibly for girth:-)).

Can I get credit/allowance/pity for being 63?

Size doesn't matter for guys wanting to be porn stars. "FUNCTIONALITY" is what really matters---for details, see the link to "How to be a Porn Star" in the free Guest's section of my www.davecummings.com ( the link at the bottom might be of interest to folks wanting to know about script-writing opportunities, being on crews, becoming a director, etc?).

Dave Cummings

fsfaz · 10-24-2003, 06:58 PM

From my experience with women, although they don't want a short penis, they do prefer a larger girth then a longer penis.

exitmoney · 10-24-2003, 08:03 PM

Penis size is just like safe drivers. 90% of drivers will say they consider themselfs above average as safe drivers. Same applies to penis size

Bottom line, if you have a small penis buy penis pills

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 09:17 PM

Do penis pills, penis pumps etc really make a difference? John Wayne Bobbit did not fare well with fat injections in his re-attached penis.....

What makes men want to alter their penis?

Hooper · 10-24-2003, 09:25 PM

I'll say this much. Some women like monster cocks, but most dont.

When I have sex with my wife I have to be careful not to hurt her, not cause i'm some magnicent stallion (ladies, feel free to pause and imagine that i am for a moment,) but cause my wife is a petite woman and her bun is just a hair shorter than my hot dog.

Who cares about dicks anyways? Women can by dildos to replace a winky.

What i wanna know is.. I know i do, but who else has huge balls????

Hooper · 10-24-2003, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy

But doesn't that "world average" figure in a billion Chinese and another billion random Asians? Although Africa would balance it out a bit ...

if it makes you feel better about yourself.. suuuurreeeeee

hottoddy · 10-24-2003, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper

if it makes you feel better about yourself.. suuuurreeeeee

No, it's the opposite. I'm sure the average (excluding Asian countries) would be larger than 5 inches and a few hairs. A larger average, if anything, wouldn't make me feel any better.

BlueDesignStudios · 10-24-2003, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
all of my penises are way above average

in honor of this wonderful thread..i had to post this pic

y0nki · 10-24-2003, 09:48 PM

this kind of fucking surveys are the one's that make your pennis hurt like shit when u use a condom

SomeCreep · 10-24-2003, 09:50 PM

Averages should be categorized into Ethnic groups.

Average black guy is 8 inches erect.

Average mexican and white guy is 5 1/2 inches erect.

Average chinese guy is 3 1/2 inches erect.

LeeNoga · 10-25-2003, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeCreep
Averages should be categorized into Ethnic groups.

Average black guy is 8 inches erect.

Average mexican and white guy is 5 1/2 inches erect.

Average chinese guy is 3 1/2 inches erect.

Average webmaster is?

tranza · 10-25-2003, 07:55 AM

This is the funniest thread ever!!! I'm bookmarking it.....

com · 10-25-2003, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeCreep
Averages should be categorized into Ethnic groups.

Average black guy is 8 inches erect.

Average mexican and white guy is 5 1/2 inches erect.

Average chinese guy is 3 1/2 inches erect.

I always knew I was black

*edit* 3.5 inches!!! how the fuck do you get off with that little stimulation?

Chris E · 10-25-2003, 08:03 AM

com · 10-25-2003, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female
I always thought 5" was about average and too big!

I think it's funny how most guys online pretend to be 8" or bigger. I think they start measuring at the BEGINNING of their large intestines.

do you live in taiwan?

triumph · 10-25-2003, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
Men of the world, rejoice! The average length of an erect penis is shorter than you probably think.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Wo...ffiles155.html

Average is 5.877 inches, size of a butterfingers candy bar :-)

oh man I am always below average. Can they lower the average by an inch?

brand0n · 10-25-2003, 08:20 AM

i just want 2 strokes and a grind

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Is this the average size throughout the world? If so then thats only because Asian men have small dicks. The average size of a man's cock in Japan is 4 inches. Try getting a more accurate size for maybe USA or Europe. I'm sure it will be a lot more.

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10-24-2003, 01:30 PM	#65
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	LOL, I'm sure most of us appreciate this post. All I know is that when women will continue to manipulate the size issue. If you're small they'll say size doesn't matter and it's personality that counts or that it's not size but how you use it. When you're big they'll say size does matter, the bigger being better. The key point to notice is that a larger size can do things that a smaller size cannot. Also, if you have a great personality and you're large, it seems you can only come out on top.

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LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	LOL, I have no idea how they came up with this. Just thank your stars most men are NOT tootise roll midgets!

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davecummings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,922	I'm barely above average; and, for my occupation as a porn star, I'm waaaay below average (except, possibly for girth:-)). Can I get credit/allowance/pity for being 63? Size doesn't matter for guys wanting to be porn stars. "FUNCTIONALITY" is what really matters---for details, see the link to "How to be a Porn Star" in the free Guest's section of my www.davecummings.com ( the link at the bottom might be of interest to folks wanting to know about script-writing opportunities, being on crews, becoming a director, etc?). Dave Cummings

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