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bluevision · 10-24-2003, 02:19 AM

I am having trouble listing one of my clients' sites. I have done all of the right meta tags and all the rest of the stuff, but I see that he is just not getting listed. How long does it take to see results? are there any other tips or tricks that you guys can tell me about to speed up the process?.
BTW his website is www.miamibeachescorts.com .
Thanks in advance

A. Mayer
Bluevision Productions
www.bluevision.co.il
[email protected]

Fabuleux · 10-24-2003, 02:51 AM

Be patient. Don't submit to Google, but put a link to de site on a other high PR site.

johnbosh · 10-24-2003, 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by Fabuleux
Be patient. Don't submit to Google, but put a link to de site on a other high PR site.

I always submit new sites to google, almost everyone of them gets listed

Fabuleux · 10-24-2003, 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by johnbosh
I always submit new sites to google, almost everyone of them gets listed

Ik looks like Google likes sites more which it found by itself.

vapewiz · 10-24-2003, 02:54 AM

I am no google guru but i suggest...

Having REAL text not graphics on you page that match your keywords.

Theo · 10-24-2003, 03:02 AM

google spiders everything.

Tipsy · 10-24-2003, 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by bluevision
I am having trouble listing one of my clients' sites. I have done all of the right meta tags and all the rest of the stuff, but I see that he is just not getting listed. How long does it take to see results? are there any other tips or tricks that you guys can tell me about to speed up the process?.
BTW his website is www.miamibeachescorts.com .
Thanks in advance

A. Mayer
Bluevision Productions
www.bluevision.co.il
[email protected]

I'd suggest reading up and doing some homework on how Google actually works. The biggest problem is you don't seem to have a clue at the moment. Just building a page and submitting will not get you traffic. Find yourself a good, RECENT article on google basics and start from there.

bluevision · 10-24-2003, 04:19 AM

All I want is an answer not more question or suggestions.
Tell me that I need to do the following 1,2,3...things.
Thanks

Fabuleux · 10-24-2003, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluevision
All I want is an answer not more question or suggestions.
Tell me that I need to do the following 1,2,3...things.
Thanks

What the fuck do you want from us? People give good suggestions and are very helpful. Read the replies and you have your answer. If you ask me "how do I make money fast", I'm not going to tell you 1,2,3...

Tease · 10-24-2003, 04:33 AM

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Originally posted by Fabuleux

What the fuck do you want from us? People give good suggestions and are very helpful. Read the replies and you have your answer. If you ask me "how do I make money fast", I'm not going to tell you 1,2,3...

what he said! it's really amazing how fucking lazy people are!

fiveyes · 10-24-2003, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluevision
All I want is an answer not more question or suggestions.
Tell me that I need to do the following 1,2,3...things.
Thanks

No one ever looks at the bottom of the page. So, what you do is take a bunch of key words and phrases (try to use the ones that you know are getting searched for a lot to get as much traffic as possible from this trick, doesn't matter if they're about your site or not) and you just put them all at the bottom of your page. But, and this is the really neat thing- since you want to get as many people in as possible, you're going to find that you have a huge list of words that don't make any sense together. So, you make the font real small to smunch them all up together and use the same color for the letters as the background! That way, someone just surfing through will just see a blank space at the bottom of the page and will wonder how you get so many visitors on your counter.

chemicaleyes · 10-24-2003, 05:02 AM

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Originally posted by Tipsy
I'd suggest reading up and doing some homework on how Google actually works. The biggest problem is you don't seem to have a clue at the moment. Just building a page and submitting will not get you traffic. Find yourself a good, RECENT article on google basics and start from there.

Quote:

Originally posted by bluevision
All I want is an answer not more question or suggestions.
Tell me that I need to do the following 1,2,3...things.
Thanks

Quote:

Originally posted by Fabuleux
What the fuck do you want from us? People give good suggestions and are very helpful. Read the replies and you have your answer. If you ask me "how do I make money fast", I'm not going to tell you 1,2,3...

chemicaleyes · 10-24-2003, 05:04 AM

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Originally posted by fiveyes

No one ever looks at the bottom of the page. So, what you do is take a bunch of key words and phrases (try to use the ones that you know are getting searched for a lot to get as much traffic as possible from this trick, doesn't matter if they're about your site or not) and you just put them all at the bottom of your page. But, and this is the really neat thing- since you want to get as many people in as possible, you're going to find that you have a huge list of words that don't make any sense together. So, you make the font real small to smunch them all up together and use the same color for the letters as the background! That way, someone just surfing through will just see a blank space at the bottom of the page and will wonder how you get so many visitors on your counter.

Shooter · 10-24-2003, 05:16 AM

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Originally posted by fiveyes

No one ever looks at the bottom of the page. So, what you do is take a bunch of key words and phrases (try to use the ones that you know are getting searched for a lot to get as much traffic as possible from this trick, doesn't matter if they're about your site or not) and you just put them all at the bottom of your page. But, and this is the really neat thing- since you want to get as many people in as possible, you're going to find that you have a huge list of words that don't make any sense together. So, you make the font real small to smunch them all up together and use the same color for the letters as the background! That way, someone just surfing through will just see a blank space at the bottom of the page and will wonder how you get so many visitors on your counter.

SubAms · 10-24-2003, 05:46 AM

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Originally posted by fiveyes

No one ever looks at the bottom of the page. So, what you do is take a bunch of key words and phrases (try to use the ones that you know are getting searched for a lot to get as much traffic as possible from this trick, doesn't matter if they're about your site or not) and you just put them all at the bottom of your page. But, and this is the really neat thing- since you want to get as many people in as possible, you're going to find that you have a huge list of words that don't make any sense together. So, you make the font real small to smunch them all up together and use the same color for the letters as the background! That way, someone just surfing through will just see a blank space at the bottom of the page and will wonder how you get so many visitors on your counter.

....and don't forget to write your main keywords at least 18 times in your header, description and meta tags

Laosan · 10-24-2003, 06:05 AM

it was listed.

fiveyes · 10-24-2003, 06:25 AM

Here's an even more sophisticated example of that technique I was sharing with you:

http://www.yourmt.com/winnie-the-poo...downloads.html

It uses that J A V A S C R I P T thingy and everything to rate Google's "Pure White PR Rating", the best you can get with them!

That scripting bit is pretty complicated though, so just save that page to disk, change out the link at the top to whatever you want and put it up on your own site.

Then stand aside as the surfers pile in!!!

Oh, and my PayPal address IS available if you want to tip me for this and I DO accept tips... (HINT HINT! WINK WINK!)

bluevision · 10-24-2003, 06:44 AM

Thank you Fiveyes for your info.

chemicaleyes · 10-24-2003, 06:55 AM

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Originally posted by bluevision
Thank you Fiveyes for your info.

that info can also help to get you banned from google

fiveyes · 10-24-2003, 07:08 AM

No problemo! Some of the people here are willing to take the time out from their busy schedules and actually help while others are just clowning around.

ps: HINT HINT! WINK WINK!
<CENTER>↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓&d arr;↓↓↓
→ → → [email protected] ←←←
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Kingfish · 10-24-2003, 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by fiveyes

No one ever looks at the bottom of the page. So, what you do is take a bunch of key words and phrases (try to use the ones that you know are getting searched for a lot to get as much traffic as possible from this trick, doesn't matter if they're about your site or not) and you just put them all at the bottom of your page. But, and this is the really neat thing- since you want to get as many people in as possible, you're going to find that you have a huge list of words that don't make any sense together. So, you make the font real small to smunch them all up together and use the same color for the letters as the background! That way, someone just surfing through will just see a blank space at the bottom of the page and will wonder how you get so many visitors on your counter.

Funny thing is for the last two months things like this have been working. I lost several $100s in my mainstream listings to people that use exactly that technique

one example
http://free-web-directory.com/a/oakly_sun_glasses/

notice the funny text that you can?t hardly read at the top. Notice the high PR. I know this was in jest, but if you have some disposable domains why not?

FATPad · 10-24-2003, 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by bluevision
I am having trouble listing one of my clients' sites. I have done all of the right meta tags and all the rest of the stuff, but I see that he is just not getting listed. How long does it take to see results? are there any other tips or tricks that you guys can tell me about to speed up the process?.
BTW his website is www.miamibeachescorts.com .
Thanks in advance

A. Mayer
Bluevision Productions
www.bluevision.co.il
[email protected]

You have the meta tags and still not getting hammered with traffic?

vicki · 10-24-2003, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluevision
All I want is an answer not more question or suggestions.
Tell me that I need to do the following 1,2,3...things.
Thanks

You say this is a client (meaning he is paying you for listings), yet you come HERE for us to help you?!?!

sorry guy, i'll tell you how to get good listings when and if you pay ME to do YOUR job

hottshot · 10-24-2003, 08:37 AM

Its listed pr3 http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...orts.%2Bcom%22

doober · 10-24-2003, 08:58 AM

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Originally posted by hottshot
Its listed pr3 http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...orts.%2Bcom%22

10-24-2003, 02:19 AM	#1
bluevision Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Israel Posts: 134	Google Trouble I am having trouble listing one of my clients' sites. I have done all of the right meta tags and all the rest of the stuff, but I see that he is just not getting listed. How long does it take to see results? are there any other tips or tricks that you guys can tell me about to speed up the process?. BTW his website is www.miamibeachescorts.com . Thanks in advance A. Mayer Bluevision Productions www.bluevision.co.il [email protected]

10-24-2003, 02:51 AM	#2
Fabuleux Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,543	Be patient. Don't submit to Google, but put a link to de site on a other high PR site. __________________

10-24-2003, 06:25 AM	#17
fiveyes Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New Orleans Posts: 1,680	Here's an even more sophisticated example of that technique I was sharing with you: http://www.yourmt.com/winnie-the-poo...downloads.html It uses that J A V A S C R I P T thingy and everything to rate Google's "Pure White PR Rating", the best you can get with them! That scripting bit is pretty complicated though, so just save that page to disk, change out the link at the top to whatever you want and put it up on your own site. Then stand aside as the surfers pile in!!! Oh, and my PayPal address IS available if you want to tip me for this and I DO accept tips... (HINT HINT! WINK WINK!) __________________ <CENTER><A HREF="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/" target="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/images/hob-logosmall.jpg" border="0"></A> <FONT face="Comic Sans MS" SIZE="-1"><I>Mardi Gras, Spring Break, Wet-T, Night Club Action, UpSkirt, Oil Wrestling, Voyeur</I></FONT></CENTER>

10-24-2003, 07:08 AM	#20
fiveyes Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New Orleans Posts: 1,680	No problemo! Some of the people here are willing to take the time out from their busy schedules and actually help while others are just clowning around. ps: HINT HINT! WINK WINK! <CENTER>↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓&d arr;↓↓↓ → → → [email protected] ←←← ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑&u arr;↑↑↑↑↑↑↑&uar r;↑↑</CENTER> __________________ <CENTER><A HREF="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/" target="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/images/hob-logosmall.jpg" border="0"></A> <FONT face="Comic Sans MS" SIZE="-1"><I>Mardi Gras, Spring Break, Wet-T, Night Club Action, UpSkirt, Oil Wrestling, Voyeur</I></FONT></CENTER>

10-24-2003, 08:37 AM	#24
hottshot Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 900	Its listed pr3 http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...orts.%2Bcom%22 __________________ Love Dollars helps pay my bar tab Promote the highest converting sites in the industry with PussyCash

10-24-2003, 02:54 AM	#5
vapewiz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,530	I am no google guru but i suggest... Having REAL text not graphics on you page that match your keywords.

10-24-2003, 03:02 AM	#6
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	google spiders everything.

10-24-2003, 04:19 AM	#8
bluevision Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Israel Posts: 134	All I want is an answer not more question or suggestions. Tell me that I need to do the following 1,2,3...things. Thanks

10-24-2003, 06:05 AM	#16
Laosan Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 57	it was listed.

10-24-2003, 06:44 AM	#18
bluevision Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Israel Posts: 134	Thank you Fiveyes for your info.