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bluevision 10-24-2003 02:19 AM

Google Trouble
 
I am having trouble listing one of my clients' sites. I have done all of the right meta tags and all the rest of the stuff, but I see that he is just not getting listed. How long does it take to see results? are there any other tips or tricks that you guys can tell me about to speed up the process?.
BTW his website is www.miamibeachescorts.com .
Thanks in advance

A. Mayer
Bluevision Productions
www.bluevision.co.il
[email protected]

Fabuleux 10-24-2003 02:51 AM

Be patient. Don't submit to Google, but put a link to de site on a other high PR site.

johnbosh 10-24-2003 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by Fabuleux
Be patient. Don't submit to Google, but put a link to de site on a other high PR site.
I always submit new sites to google, almost everyone of them gets listed

Fabuleux 10-24-2003 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by johnbosh
I always submit new sites to google, almost everyone of them gets listed
Ik looks like Google likes sites more which it found by itself.

vapewiz 10-24-2003 02:54 AM

I am no google guru but i suggest...

Having REAL text not graphics on you page that match your keywords.

Theo 10-24-2003 03:02 AM

google spiders everything.

Tipsy 10-24-2003 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluevision
I am having trouble listing one of my clients' sites. I have done all of the right meta tags and all the rest of the stuff, but I see that he is just not getting listed. How long does it take to see results? are there any other tips or tricks that you guys can tell me about to speed up the process?.
BTW his website is www.miamibeachescorts.com .
Thanks in advance

A. Mayer
Bluevision Productions
www.bluevision.co.il
[email protected]

I'd suggest reading up and doing some homework on how Google actually works. The biggest problem is you don't seem to have a clue at the moment. Just building a page and submitting will not get you traffic. Find yourself a good, RECENT article on google basics and start from there.

bluevision 10-24-2003 04:19 AM

All I want is an answer not more question or suggestions.
Tell me that I need to do the following 1,2,3...things.
Thanks

Fabuleux 10-24-2003 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluevision
All I want is an answer not more question or suggestions.
Tell me that I need to do the following 1,2,3...things.
Thanks

What the fuck do you want from us? People give good suggestions and are very helpful. Read the replies and you have your answer. If you ask me "how do I make money fast", I'm not going to tell you 1,2,3...

Tease 10-24-2003 04:33 AM

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Originally posted by Fabuleux


What the fuck do you want from us? People give good suggestions and are very helpful. Read the replies and you have your answer. If you ask me "how do I make money fast", I'm not going to tell you 1,2,3...

what he said! it's really amazing how fucking lazy people are!

fiveyes 10-24-2003 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluevision
All I want is an answer not more question or suggestions.
Tell me that I need to do the following 1,2,3...things.
Thanks

No one ever looks at the bottom of the page. So, what you do is take a bunch of key words and phrases (try to use the ones that you know are getting searched for a lot to get as much traffic as possible from this trick, doesn't matter if they're about your site or not) and you just put them all at the bottom of your page. But, and this is the really neat thing- since you want to get as many people in as possible, you're going to find that you have a huge list of words that don't make any sense together. So, you make the font real small to smunch them all up together and use the same color for the letters as the background! That way, someone just surfing through will just see a blank space at the bottom of the page and will wonder how you get so many visitors on your counter.

chemicaleyes 10-24-2003 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
I'd suggest reading up and doing some homework on how Google actually works. The biggest problem is you don't seem to have a clue at the moment. Just building a page and submitting will not get you traffic. Find yourself a good, RECENT article on google basics and start from there.
:thumbsup

Quote:

Originally posted by bluevision
All I want is an answer not more question or suggestions.
Tell me that I need to do the following 1,2,3...things.
Thanks

:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally posted by Fabuleux
What the fuck do you want from us? People give good suggestions and are very helpful. Read the replies and you have your answer. If you ask me "how do I make money fast", I'm not going to tell you 1,2,3...
:thumbsup

chemicaleyes 10-24-2003 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveyes

No one ever looks at the bottom of the page. So, what you do is take a bunch of key words and phrases (try to use the ones that you know are getting searched for a lot to get as much traffic as possible from this trick, doesn't matter if they're about your site or not) and you just put them all at the bottom of your page. But, and this is the really neat thing- since you want to get as many people in as possible, you're going to find that you have a huge list of words that don't make any sense together. So, you make the font real small to smunch them all up together and use the same color for the letters as the background! That way, someone just surfing through will just see a blank space at the bottom of the page and will wonder how you get so many visitors on your counter.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shooter 10-24-2003 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveyes

No one ever looks at the bottom of the page. So, what you do is take a bunch of key words and phrases (try to use the ones that you know are getting searched for a lot to get as much traffic as possible from this trick, doesn't matter if they're about your site or not) and you just put them all at the bottom of your page. But, and this is the really neat thing- since you want to get as many people in as possible, you're going to find that you have a huge list of words that don't make any sense together. So, you make the font real small to smunch them all up together and use the same color for the letters as the background! That way, someone just surfing through will just see a blank space at the bottom of the page and will wonder how you get so many visitors on your counter.

:thumbsup

SubAms 10-24-2003 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveyes

No one ever looks at the bottom of the page. So, what you do is take a bunch of key words and phrases (try to use the ones that you know are getting searched for a lot to get as much traffic as possible from this trick, doesn't matter if they're about your site or not) and you just put them all at the bottom of your page. But, and this is the really neat thing- since you want to get as many people in as possible, you're going to find that you have a huge list of words that don't make any sense together. So, you make the font real small to smunch them all up together and use the same color for the letters as the background! That way, someone just surfing through will just see a blank space at the bottom of the page and will wonder how you get so many visitors on your counter.


....and don't forget to write your main keywords at least 18 times in your header, description and meta tags :thumbsup

Laosan 10-24-2003 06:05 AM

it was listed.

fiveyes 10-24-2003 06:25 AM

Here's an even more sophisticated example of that technique I was sharing with you:

http://www.yourmt.com/winnie-the-poo...downloads.html

It uses that J A V A S C R I P T thingy and everything to rate Google's "Pure White PR Rating", the best you can get with them!

That scripting bit is pretty complicated though, so just save that page to disk, change out the link at the top to whatever you want and put it up on your own site.

Then stand aside as the surfers pile in!!!

Oh, and my PayPal address IS available if you want to tip me for this and I DO accept tips... (HINT HINT! WINK WINK!)

bluevision 10-24-2003 06:44 AM

Thank you Fiveyes for your info.

chemicaleyes 10-24-2003 06:55 AM

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Originally posted by bluevision
Thank you Fiveyes for your info.
that info can also help to get you banned from google
:glugglug

fiveyes 10-24-2003 07:08 AM

No problemo! Some of the people here are willing to take the time out from their busy schedules and actually help while others are just clowning around.


ps: HINT HINT! WINK WINK!
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Kingfish 10-24-2003 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveyes

No one ever looks at the bottom of the page. So, what you do is take a bunch of key words and phrases (try to use the ones that you know are getting searched for a lot to get as much traffic as possible from this trick, doesn't matter if they're about your site or not) and you just put them all at the bottom of your page. But, and this is the really neat thing- since you want to get as many people in as possible, you're going to find that you have a huge list of words that don't make any sense together. So, you make the font real small to smunch them all up together and use the same color for the letters as the background! That way, someone just surfing through will just see a blank space at the bottom of the page and will wonder how you get so many visitors on your counter.

Funny thing is for the last two months things like this have been working. I lost several $100s in my mainstream listings to people that use exactly that technique

one example
http://free-web-directory.com/a/oakly_sun_glasses/

notice the funny text that you can?t hardly read at the top. Notice the high PR. I know this was in jest, but if you have some disposable domains why not?

FATPad 10-24-2003 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluevision
I am having trouble listing one of my clients' sites. I have done all of the right meta tags and all the rest of the stuff, but I see that he is just not getting listed. How long does it take to see results? are there any other tips or tricks that you guys can tell me about to speed up the process?.
BTW his website is www.miamibeachescorts.com .
Thanks in advance

A. Mayer
Bluevision Productions
www.bluevision.co.il
[email protected]

You have the meta tags and still not getting hammered with traffic?

vicki 10-24-2003 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluevision
All I want is an answer not more question or suggestions.
Tell me that I need to do the following 1,2,3...things.
Thanks

You say this is a client (meaning he is paying you for listings), yet you come HERE for us to help you?!?!

sorry guy, i'll tell you how to get good listings when and if you pay ME to do YOUR job

hottshot 10-24-2003 08:37 AM

Its listed pr3 http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...orts.%2Bcom%22

doober 10-24-2003 08:58 AM

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Originally posted by hottshot
Its listed pr3 http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...orts.%2Bcom%22

:eek7


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