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Buff · 12-23-2003, 10:49 AM

Man. I love her. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?

JamesK · 12-23-2003, 10:50 AM

fuck the universe.

jimthefiend · 12-23-2003, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Buff
Man. I love my wife Cindy. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?

Buff · 12-23-2003, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by Wildcard
fuck the universe.

You don't like my romantic idea?

NBDesign · 12-23-2003, 11:01 AM

I love her too and, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but , she loves me too... There... it's out. Sorry it had to be like this.. but we will be running away together right after the holidays...

I am so sorry for your loss.

NoCarrier · 12-23-2003, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by Buff
Man. I love her. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?

2 possibilities :

1) Your RealDoll is broken and needs to be repaired

2) You need some therapy.

Buff · 12-23-2003, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by NBDesign
I love her too and, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but , she loves me too... There... it's out. Sorry it had to be like this.. but we will be running away together right after the holidays...

I am so sorry for your loss.

She told me that I might not be driving NBDesign's car or living in NBDesign's house, but I damn sure have been fucking NBDesign's pussy!

Head · 12-23-2003, 11:06 AM

Hhhhhmmmm

NinjaSteve · 12-23-2003, 11:06 AM

That's a nice thought, but is it all legal? I mean if you pick a star and name it after your girl then some other company sells the naming rights of that same start, that wouldn't be very fun.

Buff · 12-23-2003, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

2 possibilities :

1) Your RealDoll is broken and needs to be repaired

2) You need some therapy.

I like realism in my Reak Doll -- if it gets a cut or scratch or scar or amputated limb, I'll have to learn to live with it if we are to grow as a couple.

NBDesign · 12-23-2003, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

She told me that I might not be driving NBDesign's car or living in NBDesign's house, but I damn sure have been fucking NBDesign's pussy!

loverboy · 12-23-2003, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

2 possibilities :

1) Your RealDoll is broken and needs to be repaired

2) You need some therapy.

Buff · 12-23-2003, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by NBDesign

Raf1 · 12-23-2003, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

2 possibilities :

1) Your RealDoll is broken and needs to be repaired

2) You need some therapy.

NBDesign · 12-23-2003, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

Damn... she is cute... how did you end up with a woman like that?

JamesK · 12-23-2003, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

nice chick.

Yngwie · 12-23-2003, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by NinjaSteve
That's a nice thought, but is it all legal? I mean if you pick a star and name it after your girl then some other company sells the naming rights of that same start, that wouldn't be very fun.

I had gotten a star named after an ex of mine.. ya, she's an ex so it was a waste of money but you get all the documentation and stuff to prove that you own it.. Wonder if I could have it renamed when I get another girlfriend.. After all, it's my goddamn star lol

Yngwie

theharvman · 12-23-2003, 11:12 AM

She is a cutie!

tootie · 12-23-2003, 11:13 AM

iFliPcEss · 12-23-2003, 11:14 AM

try to think other romantic stuff... stuff that is pretty near to reality....

jimthefiend · 12-23-2003, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Buff
Man. I love my wife Cindy. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?
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is nobody gonna catch this?

jimthefiend · 12-23-2003, 11:16 AM

and fyi buff, i bought one for my daughter and its a great idea

tootie · 12-23-2003, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Buff
Man. I love my wife Cindy. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?
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is nobody gonna catch this?

I saw it. That's sweet, too

But it still says Crystal in the second paragraph.

HarlotCash Dyker · 12-23-2003, 11:28 AM

So Cindy gets NBDesign and Buff gets Crystal -

Nothin' wrong in that

jimthefiend · 12-23-2003, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by tootie

I saw it. That's sweet, too

But it still says Crystal in the second paragraph.

thats the joke tootie lol

hey i icqed you btw

Buff · 12-23-2003, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by NBDesign
Damn... she is cute... how did you end up with a woman like that?

Pheromone sprays ;)

Buff · 12-23-2003, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by theharvman
She is a cutie!

NBDesign · 12-23-2003, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

Pheromone sprays ;)

MetaMan · 12-23-2003, 11:42 AM

u look almost exactly like a teacher i had in jr.high, its very very disturbing.

know anyone with the name mike bolder in calgary?

Buff · 12-23-2003, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
u look almost exactly like a teacher i had in jr.high, its very very disturbing.

know anyone with the name mike bolder in calgary?

No, but if you had done your fucking homework, you wouldn't have had to stay after school!

Raf1 · 12-23-2003, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

Nice

TheEnforcer · 12-23-2003, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by NBDesign
Damn... she is cute... how did you end up with a woman like that?

Ever see the movie Can't Buy Me Love? Except I doubt this girl fell for him like in the movie!!

dimonka · 12-23-2003, 12:02 PM

That happens... you're lucky.

tootie · 12-23-2003, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend

thats the joke tootie lol

hey i icqed you btw

I'll bet that was you that ICQed me just as I was restarting my computer because I didn't get it. Send it again?

Buff · 12-23-2003, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by TheEnforcer

Ever see the movie Can't Buy Me Love? Except I doubt this girl fell for him like in the movie!!

She fell for me because she likes rubbing my bald spot.

TheLegacy · 12-23-2003, 12:34 PM

way to go buff - and congrads on finding someone who knows how to keep a man.

I do understand how you feel, also have a wonderful woman myself - I do not need anything for christmas outside of being with her.

Ic3m4nZ · 12-23-2003, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

Nice

Ross · 12-23-2003, 12:47 PM

Thats nice Buff.

I love my girl too.

$5 submissions · 12-23-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by NinjaSteve
That's a nice thought, but is it all legal? I mean if you pick a star and name it after your girl then some other company sells the naming rights of that same start, that wouldn't be very fun.

Don't they have to get a special license to be able to add to the Registry? Either way, naming stars like this is better than current method of using just numbers and constellations/galaxy quadrants.

$5 submissions · 12-23-2003, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

Is she Latin American? Costa Rican, maybe? Muy muy bien! Caliente!

Buff · 12-23-2003, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions

Is she Latin American? Costa Rican, maybe? Muy muy bien! Caliente!

Spanish and French.

12-23-2003, 10:49 AM	#1
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	I Love My Woman! Man. I love her. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty. And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?

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NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	That's a nice thought, but is it all legal? I mean if you pick a star and name it after your girl then some other company sells the naming rights of that same start, that wouldn't be very fun. __________________ ...

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12-23-2003, 11:15 AM	#21
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Buff Man. I love my wife Cindy. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty. And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- is nobody gonna catch this?

12-23-2003, 11:16 AM	#22
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	and fyi buff, i bought one for my daughter and its a great idea

12-23-2003, 11:28 AM	#24
HarlotCash Dyker Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: At a whorehouse near you Posts: 1,828	So Cindy gets NBDesign and Buff gets Crystal - Nothin' wrong in that __________________ !!!Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash!!!

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	u look almost exactly like a teacher i had in jr.high, its very very disturbing. know anyone with the name mike bolder in calgary?

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TheLegacy SEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 17,109	way to go buff - and congrads on finding someone who knows how to keep a man. I do understand how you feel, also have a wonderful woman myself - I do not need anything for christmas outside of being with her. __________________ SEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Telegram: @TheLegacy54 RobertWarrenSEO.com

12-23-2003, 12:47 PM	#38
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Thats nice Buff. I love my girl too.