I Love My Woman!
 

Man. I love her. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?

fuck the universe.

You don't like my romantic idea?

I love her too and, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but , she loves me too... There... it's out. Sorry it had to be like this.. but we will be running away together right after the holidays...

I am so sorry for your loss. :winkwink:

2 possibilities :

1) Your RealDoll is broken and needs to be repaired

2) You need some therapy.

She told me that I might not be driving NBDesign's car or living in NBDesign's house, but I damn sure have been fucking NBDesign's pussy!

Hhhhhmmmm:girl

That's a nice thought, but is it all legal? I mean if you pick a star and name it after your girl then some other company sells the naming rights of that same start, that wouldn't be very fun.

I like realism in my Reak Doll -- if it gets a cut or scratch or scar or amputated limb, I'll have to learn to live with it if we are to grow as a couple.

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Damn... she is cute... how did you end up with a woman like that? :winkwink:

nice chick.

I had gotten a star named after an ex of mine.. ya, she's an ex so it was a waste of money but you get all the documentation and stuff to prove that you own it.. Wonder if I could have it renamed when I get another girlfriend.. After all, it's my goddamn star lol

Yngwie

She is a cutie!

:sadcrying

try to think other romantic stuff... stuff that is pretty near to reality....:winkwink: :winkwink:

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Originally posted by Buff
Man. I love my wife Cindy. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?
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is nobody gonna catch this?

and fyi buff, i bought one for my daughter and its a great idea

I saw it. That's sweet, too :)

But it still says Crystal in the second paragraph.

So Cindy gets NBDesign and Buff gets Crystal -

Nothin' wrong in that

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thats the joke tootie lol




hey i icqed you btw

Pheromone sprays ;)

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u look almost exactly like a teacher i had in jr.high, its very very disturbing.

know anyone with the name mike bolder in calgary?

No, but if you had done your fucking homework, you wouldn't have had to stay after school!

Nice :thumbsup

Ever see the movie Can't Buy Me Love? Except I doubt this girl fell for him like in the movie!! :1orglaugh

That happens... you're lucky.

I'll bet that was you that ICQed me just as I was restarting my computer because I didn't get it. Send it again? :)

She fell for me because she likes rubbing my bald spot.

way to go buff - and congrads on finding someone who knows how to keep a man.

I do understand how you feel, also have a wonderful woman myself - I do not need anything for christmas outside of being with her.

Nice :thumbsup

Thats nice Buff.

I love my girl too.

Don't they have to get a special license to be able to add to the Registry? Either way, naming stars like this is better than current method of using just numbers and constellations/galaxy quadrants.

Is she Latin American? Costa Rican, maybe? Muy muy bien! Caliente!

Spanish and French.