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sweetcuties · 10-21-2003, 06:43 AM

An older guy (prob about 50 or 60) came buy to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog but I did hear the doorbell. I grabbed the bill from the door and he's like, "Is the homeowner here?" I'm like, "I am". For those of you know met me before, I look very young. I live in an upscale middle class neighborhood

quiet · 10-21-2003, 06:44 AM

Reak · 10-21-2003, 06:46 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
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BVF · 10-21-2003, 06:47 AM

please elaborate

sweetcuties · 10-21-2003, 06:48 AM

He must have assumed I was the kid or something

Jer · 10-21-2003, 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
He must have assumed I was the kid or something

Cool

reynold · 10-21-2003, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetcuties
An older guy (prob about 50 or 60) came buy to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog but I did hear the doorbell. I grabbed the bill from the door and he's like, "Is the homeowner here?" I'm like, "I am". For those of you know met me before, I look very young. I live in an upscale middle class neighborhood

that's so cool dude

ControlThy · 10-21-2003, 06:58 AM

Okay

Shooter · 10-21-2003, 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
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Exactly.

Paul -C- · 10-21-2003, 07:00 AM

That's an exciting story

ControlThy · 10-21-2003, 07:02 AM

Does this clear it up?:
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Some 50 or 60 year old guy came by today to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog when I heard the doorbell. I ran to the frontdoor and opened it:

50 or 60 year old guy: "Hey is your mother home?"
You: "My mother?"
50 or 60 year old guy: "Yes or your father or whoever owns this house."
You: "I am the owner."
50 or 60 year old guy: "Haha right, stop wasting my time kid and get your mom or dad."

TheLegacy · 10-21-2003, 07:03 AM

You forgot to start it with

Dear Playboy:

I thought I would be the last person in the world to be writing in tell a story but ...

(*strike up the 70's bass guitar solo Baaawow Chica Baaawow)

Milena Dickman · 10-21-2003, 07:05 AM

This is probably the most pointless thread I´ve ever seen!

gornyhuy · 10-21-2003, 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by Milena Dickman
This is probably the most pointless thread I´ve ever seen!

Are you sure? Look again:

sweetcuties · 10-21-2003, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Milena Dickman
This is probably the most pointless thread I´ve ever seen!

Most threads usually are

Scott McD · 10-21-2003, 07:10 AM

Take it easy the rest of the day after that...

ControlThy · 10-21-2003, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by Milena Dickman
This is probably the most pointless thread I´ve ever seen!

The point would be:

A) The 50 or 60 year old man needs glasses.
B) Sweetcuties needs to grow a mustache and beard to make himself look older.

ServerGenius · 10-21-2003, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetcuties
An older guy (prob about 50 or 60) came buy to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog but I did hear the doorbell. I grabbed the bill from the door and he's like, "Is the homeowner here?" I'm like, "I am". For those of you know met me before, I look very young. I live in an upscale middle class neighborhood

Thanks for sharing wild adventures from your seemingly very exciting life.
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sherie · 10-21-2003, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheLegacy
You forgot to start it with

Dear Playboy:

I thought I would be the last person in the world to be writing in tell a story but ...

(*strike up the 70's bass guitar solo Baaawow Chica Baaawow)

Jebus, I just about fell outta my chair!! LOL

Jer · 10-21-2003, 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by Milena Dickman
This is probably the most pointless thread I´ve ever seen!

You need to surf the boards more.

crockett · 10-21-2003, 07:47 AM

so are you telling us you didn't invite him in and have sex like in all the porno movies?

Furious_Male · 10-21-2003, 07:53 AM

Pay those bills on time and old men won't umm hand deliver them.

okny · 10-21-2003, 07:54 AM

FATPad · 10-21-2003, 07:55 AM

That was a fine, fine story. Damn fine.

I'm willing to buy the movie rights.

ATL_Ryan · 10-21-2003, 08:49 AM

WOW that must have been intense.

arg · 10-21-2003, 08:59 AM

One time this guy came up to my house. I was in the yard pulling some weeds. "Hey," I said, and he shot back "hi, how are you?" "Great! Nice day to be outside," I replied. "Yep, well have a good one," he said, after putting mail in my mailbox and starting toward the neighbor's house.

Brad-Wishing · 10-21-2003, 09:12 AM

This thread made baby jesus cry. TWICE.

sweetcuties · 10-21-2003, 09:14 AM

Keep it coming... shit is funny. I'm cracking up... can't even get any work done, lol.

digi · 10-21-2003, 09:16 AM

I used the bus as transportation last night.

Tuga · 10-21-2003, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by arg
One time this guy came up to my house. I was in the yard pulling some weeds. "Hey," I said, and he shot back "hi, how are you?" "Great! Nice day to be outside," I replied. "Yep, well have a good one," he said, after putting mail in my mailbox and starting toward the neighbor's house.

That's the best story so far

Dawgy · 10-21-2003, 09:17 AM

someone rang my doorbell once.

Shooter · 10-21-2003, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by arg
One time this guy came up to my house. I was in the yard pulling some weeds. "Hey," I said, and he shot back "hi, how are you?" "Great! Nice day to be outside," I replied. "Yep, well have a good one," he said, after putting mail in my mailbox and starting toward the neighbor's house.

Wow! Two deliriously exciting real-world tales in one day!

JamesK · 10-21-2003, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by CJ_Ryan
WOW that must have been intense.

sweetcuties · 10-21-2003, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by Shooter

Wow! Two deliriously exciting real-world tales in one day!

Sht man, yesterday I did laundry... it's an exciting week

loverboy · 10-21-2003, 09:21 AM

good thing no one is home to meet those kind of people.
leave them outside my door and hopefully, no one steals them until i get home. good thing your landlady is around to take those calls

EscortBiz · 10-21-2003, 09:26 AM

well its a great story, young webmasters make real cash (those who know how) meaning you can buy real things, in the dot com days most of the young guys had "stock paper" only couldnt buy shit.

LauraLee · 10-21-2003, 09:28 AM

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Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
This thread made baby jesus cry. TWICE.

sweetcuties · 10-21-2003, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
well its a great story, young webmasters make real cash (those who know how) meaning you can buy real things, in the dot com days most of the young guys had "stock paper" only couldnt buy shit.

Honestly, that was the reaason for the thread... kinda inspiring to accomplish so much while young but it seems like this thread turn a turn. No one in this thread affects my income... just laughing cause most of the comments are funny

myjah · 10-21-2003, 09:39 AM

i get that same shit all the time

crockett · 10-21-2003, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetcuties

Sht man, yesterday I did laundry... it's an exciting week

can you come over I need mine done

Dishes too

hyatla · 10-21-2003, 09:48 AM

So nothing else happened between you and that guy. So disappointing.

TDF · 10-21-2003, 10:19 AM

to be a young black homeowner..its beautiful

BuggyG · 10-21-2003, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ControlThy
Does this clear it up?:
---------------------------

Some 50 or 60 year old guy came by today to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog when I heard the doorbell. I ran to the frontdoor and opened it:

50 or 60 year old guy: "Hey is your mother home?"
You: "My mother?"
50 or 60 year old guy: "Yes or your father or whoever owns this house."
You: "I am the owner."
50 or 60 year old guy: "Haha right, stop wasting my time kid and get your mom or dad."

you forgot to add
50 or 60 year old guy: "Hey little girl, is your mommy home?"

Adultnet · 10-21-2003, 10:47 AM

beemk · 10-21-2003, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
to be a young black homeowner..its beautiful

i think you hit the nail on the head. not being racist, but mabye he thought you werent the homeowner because you're black? its probably more common for old guys to think that.

Fletch XXX · 10-21-2003, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by beemk

i think you hit the nail on the head. not being racist, but mabye he thought you werent the homeowner because you're black? its probably more common for old guys to think that.

Like in Next Friday!

Loryn · 10-21-2003, 11:25 AM

Wow this thread had me in tears. Too funny! You guys are great!!

irishfury · 10-21-2003, 11:30 AM

One time @ band camp!!!!!!!

wizz · 10-21-2003, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by Paul -C-
That's an exciting story

sweetcuties · 10-21-2003, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by irishfury
One time @ band camp!!!!!!!

I was thinking the same thing...to bad I didn't post it

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