Some dude comes to my house
 

An older guy (prob about 50 or 60) came buy to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog but I did hear the doorbell. I grabbed the bill from the door and he's like, "Is the homeowner here?" I'm like, "I am". For those of you know met me before, I look very young. I live in an upscale middle class neighborhood

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please elaborate

He must have assumed I was the kid or something

Cool

that's so cool dude

Okay :eek7

Exactly.

That's an exciting story :thumbsup

Does this clear it up?:
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Some 50 or 60 year old guy came by today to collect payment for something. I was in the backyard with my dog when I heard the doorbell. I ran to the frontdoor and opened it:

50 or 60 year old guy: "Hey is your mother home?"
You: "My mother?"
50 or 60 year old guy: "Yes or your father or whoever owns this house."
You: "I am the owner."
50 or 60 year old guy: "Haha right, stop wasting my time kid and get your mom or dad."

You forgot to start it with

Dear Playboy:

I thought I would be the last person in the world to be writing in tell a story but ...

(*strike up the 70's bass guitar solo Baaawow Chica Baaawow)

This is probably the most pointless thread I´ve ever seen!

Are you sure? Look again:

http://primates.ximian.com/~federico...006-thread.jpg

Most threads usually are :1orglaugh

Take it easy the rest of the day after that...

The point would be:

A) The 50 or 60 year old man needs glasses.
B) Sweetcuties needs to grow a mustache and beard to make himself look older.

Thanks for sharing wild adventures from your seemingly very exciting life.
Send our regards to the fine folks of Utah and let them know
we think about them every once in a while.

DynaMite

Jebus, I just about fell outta my chair!! LOL

You need to surf the boards more.

so are you telling us you didn't invite him in and have sex like in all the porno movies?

Pay those bills on time and old men won't umm hand deliver them.

:eek7

That was a fine, fine story. Damn fine.

I'm willing to buy the movie rights.

WOW that must have been intense. :eek7

One time this guy came up to my house. I was in the yard pulling some weeds. "Hey," I said, and he shot back "hi, how are you?" "Great! Nice day to be outside," I replied. "Yep, well have a good one," he said, after putting mail in my mailbox and starting toward the neighbor's house.

This thread made baby jesus cry. TWICE.

Keep it coming... shit is funny. I'm cracking up... can't even get any work done, lol.

I used the bus as transportation last night.

That's the best story so far :thumbsup

someone rang my doorbell once.

:thumbsup

Wow! Two deliriously exciting real-world tales in one day!

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sht man, yesterday I did laundry... it's an exciting week

good thing no one is home to meet those kind of people.
leave them outside my door and hopefully, no one steals them until i get home. good thing your landlady is around to take those calls :winkwink:

well its a great story, young webmasters make real cash (those who know how) meaning you can buy real things, in the dot com days most of the young guys had "stock paper" only couldnt buy shit.

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Honestly, that was the reaason for the thread... kinda inspiring to accomplish so much while young but it seems like this thread turn a turn. No one in this thread affects my income... just laughing cause most of the comments are funny :thumbsup

i get that same shit all the time

can you come over I need mine done :Graucho Dishes too


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So nothing else happened between you and that guy. So disappointing. :(

to be a young black homeowner..its beautiful :)

:1orglaugh you forgot to add
50 or 60 year old guy: "Hey little girl, is your mommy home?"

wow :1orglaugh

i think you hit the nail on the head. not being racist, but mabye he thought you werent the homeowner because you're black? its probably more common for old guys to think that.

Like in Next Friday!

Wow this thread had me in tears. Too funny! You guys are great!!:1orglaugh

One time @ band camp!!!!!!!

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I was thinking the same thing...to bad I didn't post it