A present from Lensman and Me... - GoFuckYourself.com

-=HOAX=- · 10-15-2003, 10:16 PM

Here's the first in a whole batch of gallery templates courtesy of Lensman and explicit-design!!

http://www.explicit-design.com/misc/.../sluts_01.html

here's the zip...

http://www.explicit-design.com/misc/...ries/sluts.zip

There's no content in it because I can't remember my password right now...slap your own in fuckers!

MORE TO COME!

Enjoy!

Let me know how it does for you...

Stud Money · 10-15-2003, 10:17 PM

Nice

sltr · 10-15-2003, 10:18 PM

is this some kinda -=HOAX=- ??

irishfury · 10-15-2003, 10:18 PM

I like thnx

Spunky · 10-15-2003, 10:19 PM

Thanks Hoax

-=HOAX=- · 10-15-2003, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stud Money
Nice

Damn Straight its nice! I built it!

Heineken is lovely!

Adult Site Traffic · 10-15-2003, 10:21 PM

Well.. it sure gets your attention

Digipimp · 10-15-2003, 10:22 PM

For some reason I knew some stuff was coming down the pipe soon! Good work Hoax and Lens!

-=HOAX=- · 10-15-2003, 10:23 PM

By the way...You can all thank me for the most stolen sig on gfy...

I stole it from tanker!

Digipimp · 10-15-2003, 10:24 PM

It's the best sig, packed full of goodies, no noise and no nonsense and doesn't take up much space you know.

Adult Site Traffic · 10-15-2003, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
It's the best sig, packed full of goodies, no noise and no nonsense and doesn't take up much space you know.

Actually, you know... you're right.

In a world full of banner-blind webmasters, it's probably one of the few sigs I've personally clicked.

I think people pull 'em down to see WTF is in there. It's 10 times better than "Don't Click Here".

-=HOAX=- · 10-15-2003, 10:34 PM

On the contact link I put mailto:[email protected]?subject=I clicked the Sig...and I get like 10 to 20 emails a month with that subject line...steady...

Granted, they're all asking for pics of my weiner...but at least I know the sig is getting clicks...

Adult Site Traffic · 10-15-2003, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Granted, they're all asking for pics of my weiner...but at least I know the sig is getting clicks...

LOL !

I used to tag all of my clicks /?GFY etc, but I got tired of checking logs

That subject thing is a good idea. I use a mail form and it sure does save a lot of spidered mail. I bet they can't spider it out of that drop down box though.

-=HOAX=- · 10-15-2003, 11:20 PM

So how are conversions on this gallery so far?

smack · 10-15-2003, 11:54 PM

thanks

-=HOAX=- · 10-16-2003, 12:29 AM

Lemme know how it converts...

-=HOAX=- · 10-16-2003, 10:07 AM

*bump for the day crew*

JSA Matt · 10-16-2003, 10:13 AM

"These filthy whores get fucked 'n' sucked"

What, do they have cocks now? This is a tranny gallery?

Reak · 10-16-2003, 10:13 AM

Thanks

Tofu · 10-16-2003, 10:14 AM

thank you, Mr. Miagi. I will not fail you.....

Tofu · 10-16-2003, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
"These filthy whores get fucked 'n' sucked"

What, do they have cocks now? This is a tranny gallery?

Dude, havent you ever sucked on a clit???

-=HOAX=- · 10-16-2003, 10:16 AM

Or a tit...or a toe...or an asshole?

JSA Matt · 10-16-2003, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

Dude, havent you ever sucked on a clit???

Yes but that won't work on a gallery

Well, no one reads teen/babe galleries anyways.. just rip the pics and move on.

-=HOAX=- · 10-16-2003, 10:17 AM

Prove it...

JSA Matt · 10-16-2003, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Prove it...

It's not 1997 anymore..

-=HOAX=- · 10-16-2003, 10:34 AM

True...its not...but when you actually think about the content you add to any given gallery...when you drill hard on a tactic to achieve the click...like "Free Video Preview". You can still get clicks.

If you think your assumption is set in stone I'd like to show you wome amateurpages galleries...all of which are , "So 1995" that pull clicks AND conversions like a dentists pull teeth.

I find on an increasingly frequent basis that when I begin making blanket statements, formulating general theories, or confining myself to what I THINK works...I lose money.

When I pretend, Its not to hard, that I know absolutely nothing and let the numbers dictate my decisions...I make money.

You can have whatever views you want...that's your perogative. But becareful what guns you stick to. You may be giving yourself too much credit.

LadyMischief · 10-16-2003, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Here's the first in a whole batch of gallery templates courtesy of Lensman and explicit-design!!

http://www.explicit-design.com/misc/.../sluts_01.html

here's the zip...

http://www.explicit-design.com/misc/...ries/sluts.zip

There's no content in it because I can't remember my password right now...slap your own in fuckers!

MORE TO COME!

Enjoy!

Let me know how it does for you...

Sweet stuff Hoax! But I think I got an epileptic fit from the first gallery!

I think people would click to make the blinking stop! hehehe

-=HOAX=- · 10-16-2003, 10:38 AM

I'd also like to add...that the larger factor in the success of the gallery is not on the surfer end...its on the webmaster end...can you get listed? I find prettier galleries get listed more often...and thus have a higher success rate simply in terms of quantity of page views.

JSA Matt · 10-16-2003, 10:38 AM

I know dude.. just giving you shit. That's the nature of this board

-=HOAX=- · 10-16-2003, 10:40 AM

Fuck you bitch...you know shit about this business much less the nature of this board...

LadyMischief · 10-16-2003, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I'd also like to add...that the larger factor in the success of the gallery is not on the surfer end...its on the webmaster end...can you get listed? I find prettier galleries get listed more often...and thus have a higher success rate simply in terms of quantity of page views.

Good text is also a big clincher in galleries. I find the better the text is at hooking the surfer, the more clicks the gallery will get. It's like doing a print ad in a newspaper.. if you tell them about the "product" and make them feel like it's something they want/need to have, they will come. People tend to forget that galleries aren't just a pretty frame for pictures, it's an ADVERTISEMENT... and done the right way, it's a VERY effective marketing tool.

LadyMischief · 10-16-2003, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Fuck you bitch...you know shit about this business much less the nature of this business...

Which bitch? :P

ytcracker · 10-16-2003, 10:42 AM

grammar check!

lensman and i

ya heard

JSA Matt · 10-16-2003, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Which bitch? :P

I'm sure he was talking to me

I know nothing at all... 5 years and I still havn't caught on.. damn.. when will I learn

-=HOAX=- · 10-16-2003, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Which bitch? :P

Both of you...all of you fuck everyone!

I agree with you on the text bit for sure...I'll admit some of the text hooks on that gallery are a bit weak...I hoped that some people might add their own spice. I also think that to really use the pics effectively they need to be broken up and arranged spacially around the ad. Think of the epileptic animations as the carpet in a casino...its to busy to want to focus...my first goal is a reaction click...the second is to keep them focused elsewhere, get them to avert their eyes to something else..like the content...which draws you into the center ad...which I think will get the bulk of the clicks on that gallery.

Maybe I try to over analyze galleries...I usually like to just play a bit...use a few techniques that have worked in the past. When I deliver galleries to a client...I usually try to run the gamut from hard sell to soft sell to easy on the eyes to annoying...unless otherwise specified. This way I can usually deliver a few gems that will work well with their traffic.

-=HOAX=- · 10-16-2003, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt

I'm sure he was talking to me

I know nothing at all... 5 years and I still havn't caught on.. damn.. when will I learn

Yeah, its apparent your struggling..

JSA Matt · 10-16-2003, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Yeah, its apparent your struggling..

You're still making galleries and i'm the one struggling?

-=HOAX=- · 10-16-2003, 11:04 AM

Whoa whoa whoa...

what's THAT supposed to mean?

JSA Matt · 10-16-2003, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Whoa whoa whoa...

what's THAT supposed to mean?

-=HOAX=- · 10-16-2003, 11:12 AM

chemicaleyes · 10-16-2003, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sltr
is this some kinda -=HOAX=- ??

LadyMischief · 10-16-2003, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Both of you...all of you fuck everyone!

I agree with you on the text bit for sure...I'll admit some of the text hooks on that gallery are a bit weak...I hoped that some people might add their own spice. I also think that to really use the pics effectively they need to be broken up and arranged spacially around the ad. Think of the epileptic animations as the carpet in a casino...its to busy to want to focus...my first goal is a reaction click...the second is to keep them focused elsewhere, get them to avert their eyes to something else..like the content...which draws you into the center ad...which I think will get the bulk of the clicks on that gallery.

Maybe I try to over analyze galleries...I usually like to just play a bit...use a few techniques that have worked in the past. When I deliver galleries to a client...I usually try to run the gamut from hard sell to soft sell to easy on the eyes to annoying...unless otherwise specified. This way I can usually deliver a few gems that will work well with their traffic.

Yeppers... You got it!

And each gallery is different..some galleries will do better with some traffic, some better with others. Don't give up on a gallery after one bad run... Sometimes it helps for people to see a gallery a few times, or a sponsor or sitea few times before they get ready to bite..

GrimShawn · 10-16-2003, 11:42 AM

HOAX is by far my hero!

EZRhino · 10-16-2003, 11:43 AM

10-15-2003, 10:16 PM	#1
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	A present from Lensman and Me... Here's the first in a whole batch of gallery templates courtesy of Lensman and explicit-design!! http://www.explicit-design.com/misc/.../sluts_01.html here's the zip... http://www.explicit-design.com/misc/...ries/sluts.zip There's no content in it because I can't remember my password right now...slap your own in fuckers! MORE TO COME! Enjoy! Let me know how it does for you... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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10-15-2003, 10:22 PM	#8
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10-15-2003, 10:17 PM	#2
Stud Money So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Somewhere between my monitor and my chair Posts: 3,214	Nice

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sltr Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,191	is this some kinda -=HOAX=- ??

10-15-2003, 10:23 PM	#9
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	By the way...You can all thank me for the most stolen sig on gfy... I stole it from tanker! __________________ Insert Value Here.

10-15-2003, 10:24 PM	#10
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	It's the best sig, packed full of goodies, no noise and no nonsense and doesn't take up much space you know. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

10-15-2003, 10:34 PM	#12
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	On the contact link I put mailto:[email protected]?subject=I clicked the Sig...and I get like 10 to 20 emails a month with that subject line...steady... Granted, they're all asking for pics of my weiner...but at least I know the sig is getting clicks... __________________ Insert Value Here.

10-15-2003, 11:20 PM	#14
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	So how are conversions on this gallery so far? __________________ Insert Value Here.

10-15-2003, 11:54 PM	#15
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10-16-2003, 12:29 AM	#16
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Lemme know how it converts... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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10-16-2003, 10:13 AM	#19
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10-16-2003, 10:14 AM	#20
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10-16-2003, 10:16 AM	#22
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Or a tit...or a toe...or an asshole? __________________ Insert Value Here.

10-16-2003, 10:17 AM	#24
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Prove it... __________________ Insert Value Here.

10-16-2003, 10:34 AM	#26
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	True...its not...but when you actually think about the content you add to any given gallery...when you drill hard on a tactic to achieve the click...like "Free Video Preview". You can still get clicks. If you think your assumption is set in stone I'd like to show you wome amateurpages galleries...all of which are , "So 1995" that pull clicks AND conversions like a dentists pull teeth. I find on an increasingly frequent basis that when I begin making blanket statements, formulating general theories, or confining myself to what I THINK works...I lose money. When I pretend, Its not to hard, that I know absolutely nothing and let the numbers dictate my decisions...I make money. You can have whatever views you want...that's your perogative. But becareful what guns you stick to. You may be giving yourself too much credit. __________________ Insert Value Here.

10-16-2003, 10:38 AM	#28
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	I'd also like to add...that the larger factor in the success of the gallery is not on the surfer end...its on the webmaster end...can you get listed? I find prettier galleries get listed more often...and thus have a higher success rate simply in terms of quantity of page views. __________________ Insert Value Here.

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Fuck you bitch...you know shit about this business much less the nature of this board... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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