A present from Lensman and Me...
 

Here's the first in a whole batch of gallery templates courtesy of Lensman and explicit-design!!

http://www.explicit-design.com/misc/.../sluts_01.html

here's the zip...

http://www.explicit-design.com/misc/...ries/sluts.zip

There's no content in it because I can't remember my password right now...slap your own in fuckers!

MORE TO COME!

Enjoy!

Let me know how it does for you...

Nice :thumbsup

is this some kinda -=HOAX=- ??

I like thnx

Thanks Hoax :glugglug

Damn Straight its nice! I built it!







Heineken is lovely!

Well.. it sure gets your attention :thumbsup

For some reason I knew some stuff was coming down the pipe soon! Good work Hoax and Lens!

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By the way...You can all thank me for the most stolen sig on gfy...

I stole it from tanker!

It's the best sig, packed full of goodies, no noise and no nonsense and doesn't take up much space you know.

:thumbsup

Actually, you know... you're right.

In a world full of banner-blind webmasters, it's probably one of the few sigs I've personally clicked.

I think people pull 'em down to see WTF is in there. It's 10 times better than "Don't Click Here".

:2 cents:

On the contact link I put mailto:[email protected]?subject=I clicked the Sig...and I get like 10 to 20 emails a month with that subject line...steady...

Granted, they're all asking for pics of my weiner...but at least I know the sig is getting clicks...

LOL !

I used to tag all of my clicks /?GFY etc, but I got tired of checking logs :)

That subject thing is a good idea. I use a mail form and it sure does save a lot of spidered mail. I bet they can't spider it out of that drop down box though.

So how are conversions on this gallery so far?

thanks :thumbsup

Lemme know how it converts...

*bump for the day crew*

"These filthy whores get fucked 'n' sucked"

What, do they have cocks now? This is a tranny gallery?

Thanks :glugglug

thank you, Mr. Miagi. I will not fail you.....

Dude, havent you ever sucked on a clit???

Or a tit...or a toe...or an asshole?

Yes but that won't work on a gallery :2 cents:

Well, no one reads teen/babe galleries anyways.. just rip the pics and move on.

Prove it...

It's not 1997 anymore..

True...its not...but when you actually think about the content you add to any given gallery...when you drill hard on a tactic to achieve the click...like "Free Video Preview". You can still get clicks.

If you think your assumption is set in stone I'd like to show you wome amateurpages galleries...all of which are , "So 1995" that pull clicks AND conversions like a dentists pull teeth.

I find on an increasingly frequent basis that when I begin making blanket statements, formulating general theories, or confining myself to what I THINK works...I lose money.

When I pretend, Its not to hard, that I know absolutely nothing and let the numbers dictate my decisions...I make money.

You can have whatever views you want...that's your perogative. But becareful what guns you stick to. You may be giving yourself too much credit.

Sweet stuff Hoax! But I think I got an epileptic fit from the first gallery! :) I think people would click to make the blinking stop! hehehe :)

I'd also like to add...that the larger factor in the success of the gallery is not on the surfer end...its on the webmaster end...can you get listed? I find prettier galleries get listed more often...and thus have a higher success rate simply in terms of quantity of page views.

I know dude.. just giving you shit. That's the nature of this board :glugglug

Fuck you bitch...you know shit about this business much less the nature of this board...






































:Graucho

Good text is also a big clincher in galleries. I find the better the text is at hooking the surfer, the more clicks the gallery will get. It's like doing a print ad in a newspaper.. if you tell them about the "product" and make them feel like it's something they want/need to have, they will come. People tend to forget that galleries aren't just a pretty frame for pictures, it's an ADVERTISEMENT... and done the right way, it's a VERY effective marketing tool.

Which bitch? :P

grammar check!

lensman and i

ya heard

I'm sure he was talking to me :)

I know nothing at all... 5 years and I still havn't caught on.. damn.. when will I learn :(

Both of you...all of you fuck everyone!




I agree with you on the text bit for sure...I'll admit some of the text hooks on that gallery are a bit weak...I hoped that some people might add their own spice. I also think that to really use the pics effectively they need to be broken up and arranged spacially around the ad. Think of the epileptic animations as the carpet in a casino...its to busy to want to focus...my first goal is a reaction click...the second is to keep them focused elsewhere, get them to avert their eyes to something else..like the content...which draws you into the center ad...which I think will get the bulk of the clicks on that gallery.

Maybe I try to over analyze galleries...I usually like to just play a bit...use a few techniques that have worked in the past. When I deliver galleries to a client...I usually try to run the gamut from hard sell to soft sell to easy on the eyes to annoying...unless otherwise specified. This way I can usually deliver a few gems that will work well with their traffic.

Yeah, its apparent your struggling..:winkwink:

You're still making galleries and i'm the one struggling? :)

Whoa whoa whoa...

what's THAT supposed to mean?

:GFYBand :rainfro :rasta :smokin

:spawn

:1orglaugh

Yeppers... You got it! :) And each gallery is different..some galleries will do better with some traffic, some better with others. Don't give up on a gallery after one bad run... Sometimes it helps for people to see a gallery a few times, or a sponsor or sitea few times before they get ready to bite.. :)

HOAX is by far my hero!

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